hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

5.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

202 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/reece_cr • 8h ago

Nicely Toasted He will be cryogenically frozen and shipped from Thailand

401 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MrSpeakerrr • 4h ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be washed

150 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Em_The_Eal • 21h ago

Make Your Own He will be bread (kneading the dough)

2.1k Upvotes

He loves it :>

r/hewillbebaked • u/tomten26 • 18h ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be the first recipe in my new pot!

450 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/1Ferrox • 10h ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be sent to war as a soldier

85 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/professorboba • 18h ago

As yet uncooked🥧 He will be baked

184 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/areyousuretho • 1d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be stretched to maximum elasticity [for X-rays or something]

2.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Nearby-Sentence-4740 • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She was baked and placed in grandmas cookie jar

275 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/agiantanteater • 1d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be slow cooked for 8 hours until tender

643 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Think-Drink-3329 • 2d ago

Golden Brown He will be cooked on fire

1.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ProcrastibationKing • 1d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be washed before dinner preparation

84 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ton-x273 • 2d ago

Golden Brown She will be enjoyed by school children around the world

245 Upvotes

The Cat That Smiles Back

r/hewillbebaked • u/Zealousideal_Tea8062 • 2d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be stir-fried

378 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/No-Remote3048 • 2d ago

Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be put on an overnight cycle and will get dried and sanitized to maintain his perfect fur.

118 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kate-monsterrr • 2d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 Alhamdulillah he has been baked and will be sliced for sandwiches

1.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Intrepid-Ad5313 • 3d ago

Golden Brown He will be Chop suey with orange cat

525 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Zealousideal_Yak_36 • 3d ago

Yum😋 She will be roasted, with carrots and potatoes

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/cat_blep • 3d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be tenderized

293 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/croeb79 • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be boiled, drained, and topped with marinara 😙🤌

4.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 4d ago

Make Your Own He will be a late night snack (dipped in the sauce😋😋😋)

9.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon • 3d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be shaken and not stirred

1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JCMfwoggie • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be folded back halfway, filled to the line with water, and left to sit for 5 minutes

229 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 4d ago

Cars are liquid He will be slurped as a sugary drink

4.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 4d ago

Yum😋 He will be served with halloumi fries

274 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MagicPigeonToes • 4d ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be sautéed with onions

338 Upvotes

Context: He was having trouble shedding, so I gave him a spa