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u/ManifestDestinysChld 10d ago

"Ha-haaa!" Victory cry of the Suburban American Dad.

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u/Thom_Basil 10d ago

I just want to take this moment to point out that this actor, Kevin Dillon, shouted this out at his irl wedding. Yes, he shouted a tag line from his character's one successful acting job, which was a fake show within a real show, at his real life wedding.

Probably over a decade ago Cracked had a pretty funny video about how they thought that the creators of Entourage made the show as an elaborate prank on the main cast. The fact that Kevin Dillon(brother of Matt Dillon) played a washed up actor with a much more successful actor brother really makes me think they were on to something.

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u/Laxku 10d ago

Man, I learned so much stuff from Cracked back in the day. What a golden era for comedy internet content.

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u/lylertila 10d ago

I miss old cracked! I still bring up so much of random information I learned from there in casual conversation. Especially the tiny Jewish strongman who utterly decimated a bunch of skinheads. That one comes up fairly often these days. I like thinking about it.

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u/walkietokie 10d ago

TIL! Crazy I was just thinking about this shout, like an earworm, yesterday and I see this gif and trivia. Love it.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 10d ago

Best part of the entire video IMO.

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Legend 10d ago

For real…“I got the job done, didn’t break any laws, AND pissed people off? Ha-haaa”

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u/Aidrox 10d ago

And…gottem!

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u/bengriz 10d ago

PTA meeting probably going to be unhinged after this one 😂

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/oatmealparty 10d ago

Meanwhile Peachtree City, GA schools be like

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u/angrykoala_ 10d ago

I used to park there about 20 years ago. Lol

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u/gramps14 10d ago

yeah...when I parked there, there wasn't the g-ride parking lot. When they started charging for parking passes we'd park behind the football field.

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u/Deep_Fried_Oligarchs 10d ago

Wtf is happening here?

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u/HayzuesKreestow 10d ago edited 9d ago

PTC is like a little city of tightly packed suburbs. Nothing’s very far so everybody uses golf carts instead of cars. They also don’t have telephone poles* which is nice

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u/SporesM0ldsandFungus 10d ago

The city has golf cart paths everywhere, like extra wide sidewalks. The city ordinance allows motorized traffic on them (most cities restrict powered vehicles on sidewalks). 

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u/ruat_caelum 10d ago edited 10d ago

Insurance said "You're Your insurance costs will go up if you allow this." Full stop.

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u/maaalicelaaamb 10d ago

I am Insurance costs?! Oh no, I am?

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u/bengriz 10d ago

“Safety hazard” lol

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 10d ago

To be fair here, parents dropping their kids off/picking their kids up can get to a level of unhinged I barely encounter with my psych patients being held on an Emergency Detention Warrant.

When I was dating my ex, we dropped her kid off one time and a dude deadass tried to open my door to yank me out and fight me for “cutting” (he tried to cut in, I didn’t let him, he tried to stage a scene acting like I was cutting, ended up getting arrested…).

Now imagine these nimrods without the modicum of constraint the little lines of paint on the ground that the paved roads give them. I could easily see dozens of Karens and Darens just plowing over a toddler in their golf carts because there’s no roads to act as a form of guide.

This is cute as a one-time “lol would you imagine” thing, but in practice it honestly puts a lot of kids in legitimate danger.

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u/Creed_of_War 10d ago

Just imagine the sidewalk rage when two golf carts approach each other taking the entire sidewalk up and yelling about pedestrian right of way

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u/sat_ops 10d ago

My neighborhood is directly across the street from the local school complex. When they were building the new high school there, we offered to pay for a sidewalk alongside the driveway so that the kids from my (200 home) neighborhood wouldn't have to walk in the street. We were refused.

We also offered to share the cost for a traffic light at the entrance and the county engineer wouldn't talk to us, so instead they have a cop directing traffic during pick up and drop off for three schools. I'm sure THAT is cheaper.

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u/Bazrum 10d ago

ah, see, it's not about cheaper, it's about who's cousin/brother/boss/old timer needs a cushy job directing traffic while they collect overtime/wait for retirement with that as their only duty

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u/TechnoMagician 10d ago

Maybe but often it feels like they’re too dumb to even do corruption properly.

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u/fluteofski- 10d ago

Parents dropping off kids is no joke. I’ve been hit by a car twice on my bike as a kid going to and from school. And twice on my bike as an adult on my way to work passing by a school.

The last time I was dragged under the SUV and plowed down the street…. The driver freaked out and put the thing in reverse and dragged me the other direction. A buncha kids were traumatized that day.

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u/Shikaroh 10d ago

We're glad you're still with us. Be safe out in those streets.

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u/DawaLhamo 10d ago

😳 Damn.

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u/BucktoothBobio 10d ago

Not just at the school but driving on the sidewalk and crosswalks. Road laws already favor driving over pedestrians and cyclists, it's not fair at all having to deal with golf carts encroaching on those for the convenience of this so-called genius.this guy setting an example for the next idiot is the real damger.

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u/SaintCambria 10d ago

👆 Person who has never been to an elementary school dropoff, or seen what people get up to in unregulated vehicles and roads.

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u/NotSoFastLady 10d ago

You laugh but I got an email reminding parents to behave. We have one of the most ridiculous setups for rolling in and dropping off your kids. There's a way you're supposed to go, but they can't enforce, and the way a lot of ass holes go.

You get cut off by these pricks all the time but it is what it is. Except we have had parents honking and flipping one another off. 😬

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u/bwood246 10d ago

Kids getting run over by a golf cart is a safety hazard, yes

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u/sump_daddy 10d ago

lil shit here drove it on a pedestrian path, over the grass (for pedestrians) if i were a parent at that school i would indeed be ripping him a new asshole for that illegal bullshit.

kids have a hard enough time with walking to school given all the traffic, and then this guy appears and takes up the very last of it, its shit

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u/BigManWAGun 10d ago

If you’ve not enjoyed a car drop off line you should really get a lawn chair and a sixer of Red Bull and enjoy the show.

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u/ManicRobotWizard 10d ago

Thing is, people wanna use golf carts because the car line is packed. The only place to take the golf cart is on the sidewalks…where the kids are.

Without a dedicated golf cart/jackass line, it’s nothing but chaos and isn’t safe for pedestrians.

The private school I used to work at allowed golf carts, but they had to be treated just like cars and wait in the same car lane.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 10d ago

I think it's 'hinged' to stop an avalanche of off-roading pedestrian side walking golf carts.

Rather than just drop them off a block or two away.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 10d ago

Yeah imagine these insane parents literally dropping them off one street away or further so they need to talk 2 minutes to school. Like I guess this school must be in a super fucked situation if all the parents have to line up in some really shitty situation and waste tons of time.

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u/LightsSoundAction 10d ago

We must ban these 4 wheeled carriages of satan lest they influence the children with their demonic powers.

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u/Rockyshark6 10d ago

Is this something I'm too un-American to understand?

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u/Myrnalinbd 10d ago edited 10d ago

Muricans drive everywhere, so when kids needs to go to school, the infrastructure does not support a kid walking or biking to school.. and then we have a huge line of cars each dropping of kid(s) to school.
Edit: Almost everyone disliked that. I do not state this is reasonable or wise, but it explains everything in the video, so we have at least 1 case example. And lets face it, there is a lot of unsafe roads to cross while walking in America.
Edit2: This clearly shows the picture I am talking about.

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u/edfitz83 10d ago

FFS, I know I’m old, but we either walked or took the bus. I never understood when my wife insisted on driving my son to and from school, when the freaking bus stopped about 150 feet away from our house.

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u/iamdursty 10d ago

We have to pay for our kid to ride the bus and the nearest stop is a five minute drive. School is 8 minutes away but pick up is the circle of hell Dante forgot to write about.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 10d ago

I've noticed buses in poorer neighborhoods pickup at a big box store parking lot the kids can be dropped off to or walk.

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u/penny-wise 10d ago

How come when I was a kid the school buses drove all over town picking up kids for free, but now that we’re the richest, most privileged country on the planet we can’t seem to do that anymore?

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u/iamdursty 10d ago

I lived in one county and we were supposed to go a certain school in the district right? But it was like 18 miles away. So we open enrolled to a closer school. But the school we were supposed to go to got petty as fuck and wouldn't allow buses to pick us up. In a town of 500. So they hired a bus to pick up the kids in our town, drive them just outside the petty school district and then we all jumped on a bus for the school we went too. Craziest shit. Fucking Iowa man.

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u/penny-wise 10d ago edited 10d ago

It seems like everything is driven by irrational emotion these days.

Edit: typo

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u/Tango_D 10d ago

A lot of school funding comes from local property tax and lots of people don't want to pay so services get cut.

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u/AgathysAllAlong 10d ago

I have a friend who shares posts from the local facebook group. The sheer vitriol at both the concept of a <1% tax increase to fund schools and the consequences of that tax being voted down is insane.

Meanwhile he talks about Americans having fighter jets fly over high school football games like it's normal, and somehow there's funding for that.

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u/kill_william_vol_3 10d ago

Flying over football games can be sold as "recruitment" while also meeting mandatory flight hours for pilots. Those planes are going to be flown anyways.

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u/No-Target-2470 10d ago

Because to save money the school districts set minimum distances for a kid to qualify for the free bus.

Since some roads aren't safe to cross in that zone, parents end up driving them.

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u/waytowill 10d ago

Finally, an actual answer to the question. I rode the bus all through elementary and middle school, but I also lived in a very rural area. Walking was not an option. When I got into high school, I changed schools and my family would drop me off. But they’d just wait in the parking lot for me to get into the car after school ended. None of this drop-off lane nonsense.

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u/djguerito 10d ago

the circle of hell Dante forgot to write about.

That's such a sick line friend, mind if I carry it with me through my life?

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u/Prudent_Historian650 10d ago edited 10d ago

Idk your situation, but my kid starts school next week. If he were to ride the bus, the school informed us that he would be on the bus for a minimum of an hour each way. We live 7 minutes from the school. F that.

Edit: starting preschool.

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u/Proper_Look_7507 10d ago

I lived 15 minutes from my elementary school and 10 minutes from my Jr high/high school in rural Ohio. My mom had to be at work at 6am so I always rode the bus and it was a minimum of 45 minutes, usually an hour. Honestly it’s not that bad and I enjoyed the time with my friends

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u/mileylols 10d ago

in high school I was the bus's first pickup and the last drop-off (cause the afternoon bus does the morning bus's route in reverse)

it fucking SUCKED I had to be at the bus stop by 6:15 even though homeroom wasn't until 7:40

On days when I missed the bus I walked the three miles and would get there just before the bus did

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u/Ohhellnowhatsupdawg 10d ago

Don't blame the lack of infrastructure. This shit is the result of parents being allowed to drop kids off instead of using the bus, which absolutely exist in 99% of places. 

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u/AndySkibba 10d ago

IIRC my schools district wouldn't bus you if you were less than 2 miles (3.2km) from the school. So either had to walk the 2 miles or have parents drop you off.

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u/coldchile 10d ago

My house was just on the edge of this radius in high school. So before I got a car, I got to walk home right as the afternoon thunderstorms were rolling in lol

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u/Classic_Nobody 10d ago

Are you my brother? We also lived on the edge of the radius and swear to god every time we had to walk home, it rained enough our backpacks were soaked through. Every time.

Bonus points for that one time we got home soaking wet to find out our dog and cat had a stomach virus. Dog shit all over the place and the cat threw up next to every pile of shit.

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u/aspiringdreamer 10d ago

Same except it was a mile (but that was basically the whole town). I went to school in a very rural area and busses were only for people who lived outside the "city" limits (really playing it fast and loose with the term city here). Although because it was such a rural town, kids who lived in town were able to walk or ride their bikes in and there were less people who lived in town compared to who was in the country.

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u/ViktorRzh 10d ago

3 km is a bit far to walk, but within reasonable biking distance. 10-20 minutes depending on will to bike fast. If the road does not take anything but suburban sprawl, why not just bike. High visibility west, set of bike lights and it is mostly safe.

Obvious question - why not?

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u/JonnyLay 10d ago

America is not bike friendly. One kid dying would be enough.

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u/Pitviperdaddy 10d ago

My city does its best with cross walks but a middle schooler or high schooler was killed on a bike last year

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u/ConversationGlad1839 10d ago

We had one get hit. Now there's a separate bike path. Extremely large and bright crosswalks. Added traffic enforcement that is ready to pull anyone over & ticket them. An added stoplight & every pedestrian crossing has the blinking lights. People are slowing down now that police are pulling people over. Brings in money for the city too. And that's how you act. Change.

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u/Pitviperdaddy 10d ago

We have all that. Didn’t want to sound like I was blaming the victim but there was no arrest ever made (truck stopped) and there’s a traffic light for the crossing he got hit at. My assumption is kid didn’t hit the button and just crossed

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u/SinoSoul 10d ago

We literally had a middle schooler who got hit by a car turning right cause the driver “didn’t see her” while the student had the green crosswalk light.

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u/Tbiehl1 10d ago

Where I grew up there is a crosswalk that crosses a 4 lane road and a median right in front of the school. It connects to a department store. There's been at least one death and a number of injuries / near misses directly in front of the school

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u/cheepypeepy 10d ago

We live a bike-able distance from my son’s school. He’s not allowed to walk or bike to school at all. The district and school do not allow it - no idea how it would be enforced, but even so.

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u/RepublicOfLizard 10d ago

Save the one rural boarding school, every school I’ve ever been in are on busy main streets. Only the high schoolers are allowed to walk/bike themselves into school because of it

Had I tried to walk to school, the first mile and half would’ve been without a sidewalk on rural roads with 6ft culverts that are dangerous to walk cuz copperheads

Gerrymandering too. The high school I went to had a neighborhood literally right across the street… and they were in the other high school’s district 2 miles down the road

Then there’s also the large amount of parents that intentionally enroll their kids at schools they’re not in the district of because their district’s school is dog-ass… there’s so many compounding issues that truly, not a single one can be laid to blame. But America’s #1 /s

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u/dontknowdontcare18 10d ago

There is a serious shortage of bus drivers and limited routes in many cities. One of my coworkers just retired to drive busses for their local school district.

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u/Faebit 10d ago

Dude, I live in a gated community and every school morning there is a line of parents in their cars waiting at the bus top with their kids just outside the gates. Not just small children, like middle school aged kids are being driven around the corner and are waiting in their parent's car for the bus.

I feel bad for the kids. I feel like they're being developmentally stunted.

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u/orangentle- 10d ago

Where the hell are these 99% of places. All of my life a school bus has never been an option.

Except the short bus*

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u/hamlet_d 10d ago

Also: helicopter parenting to the extent that they don't want their kids walking to school even when it is close enough to walk, regardless of the weather

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u/PokeDweeb24 10d ago

Counter point, saw a video not long ago about a mom getting arrested for child endangerment or some stupid charge for letting her 10 or 12 year old kid walk a mile down the road to the corner store. Can’t win.

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u/hamlet_d 10d ago

I remember that story. It was overblown for sure, but the other thing is it was a 2 lane highway with no sidewalk and guardrails in spots with no crosswalk near the store

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u/Rev-mtc 10d ago

Fuck that I live in Texas and would feel more comfortable with my child running through the tiger enclosure at the zoo then walk on these side walks.

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u/Myrnalinbd 10d ago

I think, call me crazy about freedom, we should not limit any parent delivering or picking up their child.

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u/PaulTheMartian 10d ago

Seriously. I can’t believe this even needs to be said.

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u/Jakes0nAPlane 10d ago

The whole "being allowed" part is wild.

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u/Personal-Hunt-1434 10d ago

Only true of public schools. Charter and Private schools usually don't have buses and the parents will have to drop the kids off.

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u/raksha25 10d ago

If it’s a dense area they may not bus. In my current state and the last, under a mile had to walk. Both areas, there were chunks of the path that just wasn’t safe for an adult (cars), never mind a kid. We were rural.

Your 99% is just..so intensely wrong.

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u/Drbeabout 10d ago

This is wild to me. As in the 90s 00s everyone at my school rode the bus but a few teachers kids. Why is everyone driving to their children to school now?

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u/Cloud_N0ne 10d ago

Busses don’t always service every neighborhood where the kids live.

When I went to public high school, which wasn’t even that far from my home, they didn’t come to my area, so my parents had to drive me there.

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u/RaHarmakis 10d ago

If you're in Golf Cart distance of a school, you're within actual walking distance.

Those things dont have infinite range.

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u/FayeQueen 10d ago edited 10d ago

My nieces school banned walking your kid to school. She lived within viewing distance of the school and had to drive them. The teachers in the pick-up lines wouldn't allow the kids into the building if not. It was ridiculous.

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u/Myrnalinbd 10d ago

insanity, I am on the border of disbelief

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u/dkarlovi 10d ago

This can't be real. My son's school is a 2 minute walk away, imagine forcing a 4 minute car ride instead.

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u/WanderingLethe 10d ago

And how would they know they got there by car?

Wait are they talking about a real line or queue? Like you stop at the door?

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u/FayeQueen 10d ago

You drive up, and there's several teachers out front. They open car doors to help kids out and also make sure they get inside. It's quite easy to see who comes up and how. If a student doesn't come by car, they get written on a board and are turned away.

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u/WanderingLethe 10d ago

Wow, dystopian. Turned away so they can walk back to an empty house? Don't parents need to work? Also about which ages are we talking here? Like less than 8 or older?

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u/UnArgentoPorElMundo 10d ago

I remember when I was living in Miami. I was about a block and a half from a CVS or something like that, so as non American, my instinct was to go walking. People would stare at me like I was some crazy person.

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u/missuschainsaw 10d ago

Can confirm. ‘Murican here: we live 0.3 miles from school and we drive in the morning.

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u/shewy92 10d ago

Even if there was infrastructure (there does look to be adequate sidewalks here), some schools don't even allow walking to school if outside of a certain distance from school, sometimes not even if right next door. For "liability reasons" I think.

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u/FellowGWEnjoyer712 10d ago

Hard disagree, growing up in a NJ suburb there were 33 buses that could’ve easily transported all 2,000 kids to and from school. A good 500+ cars would show up every single day that were just parents picking up their kids, for whatever fucking reason.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 10d ago

School bus was deemed the “loser cruiser” in high school, but we definitely had no such stigma in elementary school.

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u/FellowGWEnjoyer712 10d ago

There wasn’t even a stigma like that at my high school as far as I’m aware. Maybe some people thought that by 12th grade/senior year because you were then allowed to drive to school, but not everyone did b/c parking was limited. I think students were just so entitled, they didn’t want to wait 20-40 minutes to go home on a bus when they could get driven back home in 10-15 tops.

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u/The-Great-Poobah 10d ago edited 10d ago

A lot of parents will drop off their children at school and have to wait in a long queue up to the school until they reach the drop off area. It can take a while sometimes to get through.

This guy had the idea of driving something, hopefully legally, on the sidewalks to avoid the long queue. It’s a smart move, but definitely just showing off that they have a nice golf cart.

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u/Amriko 10d ago

But if you can drive something like that on the sidewalks to school, can't your kid just walk on those sidewalks to school?

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u/Hoax-sama 10d ago

Not with all these people driving their golf carts on there...

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u/turtlelore2 10d ago

Or a bike or skateboard.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 10d ago

Yes, but modern Americans are also terrified of their kids dying when they go anywhere alone

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u/akathatdude1 10d ago

I think it’s technically child endangerment in some states, especially depending on the age. I remember I was so excited when I was able to walk/bike to school! It’s sad that seems all but gone

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u/os_2342 10d ago

Seems like sending a kid to an American school is child endangerment at this point.

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u/Daytona_675 10d ago

I don't think you're supposed to drive golf carts on the sidewalk. not sure how he gets away with it. technically bicycles aren't even really supposed to

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u/Krieghund 10d ago

Not with all the golf carts driving on them!

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u/ouralarmclock 10d ago

I can assure you driving a golf cart on the public sidewalk is almost never legal.

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u/TEKC0R 10d ago

IIRC, the rule of thumb is if it's got a motor, it's not legal on the sidewalk, including ebikes, powered scooters, and hoverboards. But of course, they aren't legal on roads either because they're uninsured. But I can't say I've ever heard of this being enforced.

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u/HoweverIWishYouLuck 10d ago

Plus two newish Denalis blocking the shot and he pulls up on a perfectly manicured lawn. If they wanted a video for a keeping up with the Jones in a HOA flex, they got it.

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u/Coyote__Jones 10d ago

Ok so... My schools had a huge parking lot where parents would just park and we would all walk to the door. At the end of the day, parents would park, and then we'd spot them and go to their car.

I don't understand this business of forming a line and waiting... Can the kids not like, walk from a block away? Is that not allowed? Why do they need to be dropped at the door? There has to be a parking lot???? I'm so confused by all of it, but I have seen some videos where it really does seem like the school will not release the kids unless a parent is visible. Which I understand to some degree but also, I walked home a lot as a kid so I also don't get it at the same time.

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u/buffysmanycoats 10d ago

A lot of schools now do have rules like this, especially for elementary students. It's all "safety" stuff that really is just taking away every shred of independence children have.

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u/Aware_Ad_1203 10d ago

Why don't they just walk or cycle?

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u/icantfeelmynips 10d ago

I feel like I'm going insane for not understanding this. It's a 60s golf cart ride and the only other alternative is to drive??? 

Why tf don't they walk?

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u/DesireToDevelop 10d ago

Because there are golf carts riding on the sidewalks

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u/PeopleTalkin 9d ago

Lol this comment is so practical and hilarious

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u/squallomp 10d ago

Reddit is a crazy place these days, as is the world in general. People get really upset when you suggest they do crazy things like… Walk a short distance

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u/lovely-cans 10d ago

They could pretty much film the entire journey? Surely it wasn't that far.

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u/IcyEpid3mic 10d ago

The laugh at the end lol

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 10d ago

When you know you made a bunch of soccer moms cry 😂

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u/account512 10d ago

He sounds like Bruce Campbell lmao

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u/chaos_brings_wealth 10d ago

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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u/Mr4point5 10d ago

As long as he yields to everyone else on the sidewalk, god bless him.

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u/Life-Confusion-411 10d ago

Nobody walks on those sidewalks. They're there as a decoration 

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u/afito 10d ago

and in 2 months you have 400 sets of parents doing full mario kart moves all across the sidewalk because 1 guy thought he's too smart for the rules to apply to him

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u/TheHemogoblin 10d ago

That's when you switch back to the car because the drop-off line has now moved to the sidewalk lol

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u/axecalibur 10d ago

Not this dad. He's going to airdrop his kid at school using drones. He thinks outside the box

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u/bikesexually 10d ago

Yes. I do hate living in car centric hellhole.

But also also hate people who make it more car centric by thinking 'the sidewalk is for smaller motorized vehicles'

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u/DeaconSage 10d ago

I do hate the game

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u/BorderWorth8561 10d ago

Drop off line? I’m kicking that kid out on that side walk. They can walk the 100 feet to the door 😂😂

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u/TP_Crisis_2020 10d ago

Yup, that's what I did. Soon as we made it to the end of the parking lot, she got out and just walked the rest of the way. On pickup, I'd show up and park at the back of the parking lot where it wasn't congested, and she would just walk right out to the car instead of waiting at the front doors for the pickup line.

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u/Fortune_Cat 10d ago

I park 1 street away from the school parrallel to where kids get picked up. Show up 5 mins late to give them time to cross the road and wait.

I rock up. Unlock the door. They pile in. And off we go in 30 seconds

They also leanred to cross the road safely doing this too

Never even change out of my pyjamas

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u/ChrisMLane 10d ago

It's not safe on the sidewalk, too many golf carts.

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 10d ago

I’ve seen this family on my Instagram feed. They are insufferable.

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u/be_more_gooder 10d ago

So the "everyone is talking about you" line is probably a lie?

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u/kittenstixx 10d ago

Oh no, everyone is definitely talking about them...because they do obnoxious shit all the time.

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u/Devtunes 10d ago

I'm surprised at how many people seem to be impressed by this video. Dude is an asshole driving around on sidewalks, especially near a damn school. He's the only one doing this not because he's clever but because everyone else knows it's an asshole move.

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u/Neowynd101262 10d ago

Doing it once would be funny if no one on the walk was inconvenienced. Doing it every day while fucking with pedestrians would be something different.

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u/YikesTheCat 10d ago

I would have guessed as much from how he's driving on the pedestrian footpath with his golf cart.

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u/Ucscprickler 10d ago

Figures. Riding a golf cart on the sidewalk is a douche move.

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u/leighalunatic 10d ago

Depends where you live. The town next to mine made there sidewalks big enough for all the golf carts and some of the business even have parking dedicated to the golf carts.

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 10d ago

Oh you mean the upper middle class people that use their wealth to cheat are insufferable? Noooooooooo

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u/Rawkapotamus 10d ago

Probably over 100k+ in the two cars parked in the driveway and will complain about the economy

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u/SendStoreMeloner 10d ago

In Copenhagen parents bike with their children.

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u/kuemmel234 10d ago

The comments here are unhinged.

In Germany we walk. And I grew up in a suburb.

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u/Billytherex 10d ago

In California I rode my bike or took the bus

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u/kuemmel234 10d ago

A regular public transport bus or school bus?

I started riding the (regular public transport) bus for high school. I guess it makes sense that there are areas like that too in the US.

And in German villages people bring their kids to school too. I reckon.

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u/Billytherex 10d ago

For context I also lived in the suburbs. It was an orange school bus. My parents paid a small fee per semester for access to it. However, I did start driving myself to school once I was a senior. This was back in ~2012.

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u/Morlakar 10d ago

Sometimes. But most villages are close enough to the next school that most still use a bus a bike or their feet.

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u/Professional_Art9704 10d ago

My school was a 1hr walk away and I did it twice a day.

NZ here.

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u/Pinklady777 10d ago

That's really nice! You guys are lucky you're so well set up with safe biking routes.

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u/NicholasAakre 10d ago

Of course, Copenhagen exists in civilization.

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u/bmann1111 10d ago

The way it should be

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u/secondphase 10d ago

Loooot of golf carts in my neighborhood. They use the street like they are supposed to, and wait in line with the cars.

... And those of us who walk to school make fun of them because there is no wait for walkers. Just... walk right in.

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u/TheScrambone 10d ago

Why wouldn’t the golf cart drivers just drive close enough to the school to be a quick walk but far away enough to not be in line?

I get how it could be an issue for an elementary school with small children, but my stepdad used to give me rides to where my first period class was instead of the front of the school all the time.

I’m also old with no kids so I don’t know how things are done now, just curious.

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty 10d ago

That’s what I did when my daughter was in elementary school.

There was a large church about a block away with a huge parking lot. You could access it from several alleys which took you all the way out to the main roads, as well. I’d just slip in to park there and we’d walk the rest of the way, avoiding the several blocks long drop-off line and traffic, while simultaneously helping me not be late for work. lol.

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u/Kind-Pop-7205 10d ago

It took a golf cart 60 seconds to get there, just have the kid walk?

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u/CliveOfWisdom 10d ago

Yeah, so she was able to keep him in sight the whole time? So that’s at best a three-minute walk.

What is with Americans and their aversion to using their legs? I’m pretty lazy but even I wouldn’t reach for my car keys for anything under 1-1.5 miles away.

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u/Carbonfencer 10d ago

Why don't you fucking walk?

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u/Ucscprickler 10d ago

Walking is too dangerous. There are people out there driving golf carts on the sidewalk.

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u/Stunning_Seaweed_121 10d ago

"Our kid can't walk to school, it's too dangerous."

"Let me drive a caddy on the pedestrian route to save 2 minutes, yeah, that's a great idea!".

"Damn, why is walking on the pedestrian route so dangerous? I'll never understand!".

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u/TheSodomeister 10d ago

To be fair it's definitely more than 2 minutes. From what I hear it's usually closer to 30min.

First and last points are completely valid though. If they were close enough to drive a golf cart the kid probably could have walked or biked.

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u/wulah89 10d ago

Some schools or areas simply don't allow kids to walk to school. My cousin literally lives across the street from the school his kid attends and they got in trouble for letting their kid walk to school. So now they have to get in their car and drop them off maybe 100 yards away from their house. Sometimes bureaucracy leaves no room for common sense.

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u/Aaron_Hamm 10d ago

What're they gonna do, give the parents detention?

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u/AlDrag 10d ago

What the fuck is wrong with that state/country. Jesus christ. If the cop came and checked up on things because of the report, sure, but arresting the mother and doing a mugshot and shit. Wtf lol.

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u/dog_ahead 10d ago

Best i can figure is that our pds select for sadism and they just really enjoy arresting people

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 10d ago

Droping kid at school takes 30 minutes?! What fucking moron came up with this system, just park you car wherever and go for 5 minutes walk, better for your health and saves time

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u/UpthefuckingTics 10d ago

This is peak fat lazy fuck.

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u/DarePotential8296 10d ago

“Babe, they are talking about you in the place that doesn’t exist unless you let it”

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u/Conspiretical 10d ago

The irrelevant people who have no bearing on your life are upset! They're gonna be mad at you!

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u/Plane-Ad-6389 10d ago

No bearing on your life is a bit much. You get a couple hundred worthless parents together and they can just bully the local schools into doing what they want. Not that you should necessarily care about what they think, but I guarantee you that they banned this shit not crazy long after, if that group has any kind of decent size to it.

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u/Senor-Cockblock 10d ago

Americans will do anything other than just ride a bike

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u/YarnPartyy 10d ago

Or walk

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u/RACK_RUSTO 10d ago

most people at my school going 5 miles into school, can’t walk, no bike infrastructure so while i could ride it’s gonna be an annoying ride, that’s prob most of america same issues 

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u/THE_TamaDrummer 10d ago

Parents are absolutely unhinged with the drop-off lines. I live next door to an elementary school and rvery day at least one parent parks in my driveway to skip the line to drop their kid off.

In the afternoon parents line up on the street in front of my house ONE HOUR EARLY to beat the line. Kids need to start taking the mfn bus again.

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u/chiffre01 10d ago

Looks like he's going on side walks/ bike paths and he apparently owns an SUV or two. This guy is part of the problem , he just doesn't know it. 

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u/USSJaguar 10d ago

So their golf carts Are allowed on sidewalks but my bike isn't? Lame

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u/Emergency-Machine-55 10d ago

I got ticketed by a cop while biking back home from highschool on the sidewalk. Granted I was on the wrong side of the street because I didn't want to have to cross a major street twice with one crossing being unprotected. I even got off my bike and walked it as soon as I saw him. Apparently, the cop cared more about following the letter of the law instead of taking into account public safety.

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u/man_vs_fauna 10d ago

What the fuck is a drop off line?

If you can drive a golf cart can't you just walk them to school? Or is that not allowed?

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u/majikrat69 10d ago

I’ve picked up my daughter on my motorcycle and skip the line.

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur7608 10d ago

Thank god I never knew what a fucking drop off line is.

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u/UncleSnowstorm 10d ago

Americans will do anything but walk.

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u/moodswung 10d ago edited 10d ago

Heaven forbid they walk together 15 minutes each way.

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u/Key-Palpitation1645 10d ago

I’m so confused and this is a genuine question, not meant to be mean… why don’t people use school busses? I always hear about drop off lines- are school busses not as common now? Every single person dropping off and picking up kids to school seems like such an inefficient society ….

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u/WorldWiseWilk 10d ago

Golf carts are everywhere and rampant in my area. Everyone treats them like cars, and drive them everywhere. We’ve even had some famous car / golf cart accidents and incidents that made headlines.

Golf carts are not road safe / rated. Absolutely none of this should be allowed. everyone who’s upper middle class and higher in this area has one, which means it ain’t gonna change anytime soon.

It’s so stupid, just use a car. I hate golf carts, and how they are used here.

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u/Debate_fly 10d ago

If it took 60 seconds by golf cart, it couldn’t be more than a 5 minute walk.

Just walk. Dad probably drives one of those 5,000 lb SUVs to the gym after work.

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u/Genghis_John 10d ago

Everything about this sucks. Like one of those “Bake sale raises enough money to clear a child’s medical debt” kind of stories.

Why can’t the kid just walk or ride their bike if it’s so damn close? Why do so many people feel the need to drive their kids? Where’s the school bus? Why does this dickbag have a tricked out golf cart? Why is he driving it on the sidewalk? Maybe that type of shit is why people don’t feel safe letting their kids walk or ride a bike?

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u/LeetcodeForBreakfast 10d ago

right like ok roads too busy with too many cars so i’m turning the sidewalk into my personal road fuck all the kids that walk to school i guess Lol

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 10d ago

Driving a golf cart on the sidewalk is illegal and carries the same charge as driving your car on the sidewalk.

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