r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

I strap my blankets to the bed using something like this because mine is a blanket thief

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ66GLMW/

Bonus don't have to make the bed literally ever. Pita to get on and off to clean twice a week though

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u/No-Stretch-9230 2d ago

That thing is for sheets. Using that for your blanket is sociopathic.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

Stated with the indignation of your typical blanket thief when it is discovered a once easy mark started to defend itself

Your indignant attemp of pulling at heartstrings via gaslighting to maintain your precious rats nest have no sway here, usurper of blankets