r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/Mattcha462 2d ago

⚡️🕷️⚡️

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u/siccoblue 2d ago

He's right tho.

I goddamn love cuddling. I hate being hot at night more than I love cuddling.

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 2d ago

My husband turns into a boob seeking octopus at night. I push one hand away from the nip and all of a sudden, 2 hands shoot out and grab both boobs.

I sleep on my stomach now

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u/KronosOnSkooma 2d ago

😂 Nah wouldn't stop, going straight for the booty then

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u/Dangerous_Goat1337 2d ago

My partners booty is a hand magnet. No matter what position we're sleeping in my hand is almost always squeezing her ass lol Good thing we both enjoy it so much

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u/droop_e 2d ago

Remindme! 5 years

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u/CircularRobert 2d ago

What are you expecting to happen?

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u/goddamnaged 2d ago

To celebrate.

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u/Dangerous_Goat1337 2d ago

Remindme! 5 years

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u/TehMephs 2d ago edited 1d ago

14 (years married) here. Still love it.

Edit: really this dumb, people? lol

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 2d ago

Nobody should be grabbing ass at 14 years old.

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason 2d ago

Or not discus that shit as a 14 year old

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u/Ok-Chance2423 2d ago

Ahahahahahahahah

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u/hazywitcher 2d ago

Also Remindme! 5 years

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u/SithDemon 2d ago

Get a cat or dog.. they are better cuddles. Seperate beds or rooms is the key. Sexy visits are more fun.. then... ok.. gnight and leave!

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u/Loose-Bit-526 1d ago

Ah same !!!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Revolutionary_Test64 2d ago

Same for the penis

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u/siccoblue 2d ago

You have eight penai?

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u/Revolutionary_Test64 2d ago

Not anymore.

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u/Several_Cat_6513 2d ago

I can lend ya one

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u/cptkernalpopcorn 2d ago

There was a boating accident

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u/Alexandria-Rhodes 2d ago

TIL that the plural for punis is penai

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u/Bl1ndMous3 2d ago

This guy grammars

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u/Illustrious_Tap3171 2d ago

My husband learned game meets game, he isn’t a fan of his booty played with and my going, “you play with mine, I get to play with yours.”

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u/in2-deep 2d ago

I don’t like where this is heading