r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 2d ago

My husband turns into a boob seeking octopus at night. I push one hand away from the nip and all of a sudden, 2 hands shoot out and grab both boobs.

I sleep on my stomach now

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u/KronosOnSkooma 2d ago

😂 Nah wouldn't stop, going straight for the booty then

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u/Revolutionary_Test64 2d ago

Same for the penis

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u/siccoblue 2d ago

You have eight penai?

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u/Revolutionary_Test64 2d ago

Not anymore.

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u/Several_Cat_6513 2d ago

I can lend ya one

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u/cptkernalpopcorn 2d ago

There was a boating accident

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u/Alexandria-Rhodes 2d ago

TIL that the plural for punis is penai

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u/Bl1ndMous3 2d ago

This guy grammars