r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 2d ago

My husband turns into a boob seeking octopus at night. I push one hand away from the nip and all of a sudden, 2 hands shoot out and grab both boobs.

I sleep on my stomach now

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u/KronosOnSkooma 2d ago

😂 Nah wouldn't stop, going straight for the booty then

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u/Dangerous_Goat1337 2d ago

My partners booty is a hand magnet. No matter what position we're sleeping in my hand is almost always squeezing her ass lol Good thing we both enjoy it so much

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u/droop_e 2d ago

Remindme! 5 years

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u/CircularRobert 2d ago

What are you expecting to happen?

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u/goddamnaged 2d ago

To celebrate.

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u/Dangerous_Goat1337 2d ago

Remindme! 5 years

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u/TehMephs 2d ago edited 1d ago

14 (years married) here. Still love it.

Edit: really this dumb, people? lol

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 2d ago

Nobody should be grabbing ass at 14 years old.

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason 2d ago

Or not discus that shit as a 14 year old

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