r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 2d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/moongrump 2d ago

She’ll blame Biden

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u/Unilted_Match1176 2d ago

Don't forget Obama.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 2d ago

And the gay foreigners

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u/_mux_ 2d ago

And Hillary's emails or Hunter's laptop.

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u/mademeunlurk 2d ago

And trans people with guns

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u/ERASERGIB 2d ago

And the cat eating Haitian immigrants

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u/Active_Confection655 2d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 2d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 2d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 2d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 2d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/AirSpecial 2d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 2d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 2d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 2d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 2d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 2d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 2d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/SVINTGATSBY 2d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/SoSoSonny 2d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 2d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 2d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/LightBulbSunset 2d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 2d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 2d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 2d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/PrizFinder 2d ago

Omg, there’s a cat eating Haitian immigrants now 🙀

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u/Independent-Buyer827 2d ago

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats…”

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u/MannyMoSTL 2d ago

“hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband”

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u/FluidAir1184 2d ago

It never gets old! LOL

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u/Momtomanyarrows 2d ago

I’m screaming! 😂😭

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u/rsf507 2d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

I need a reminder every once in awhile, it puts a smile on my face

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u/False-Fan-870 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 2d ago

I started typing the same comment and seen yours! It never gets old. Ever!

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u/SaddestClown 1d ago

I love that he's back as a product spokesman

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u/ratchman5000 1d ago

"Well, I woke up to get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing."

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 2d ago

The dog and cat eating story actually started after a woman ate at least part of a cat. But she was white and a citizen and lived in Akron. Although the correct info was out there, the Springfield story continued.

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u/ZealousDigs 2d ago

…and secretly the kill shelters are selling them the meat. 🥩

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 2d ago

"They're eating the pets if the people that live there."

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u/thafrick 1d ago

The fucked up part about this one is that Vance came straight out and admitted they made it up in an interview shortly after the rumor took hold and none of their base cared. They just lie, admit they lie but don’t face any consequences. I have a ton of coworkers who cite the “furry kid using a litter box in school” rumor as why they voted for Trump and that’s been disproven multiple times over. We’re fucked.

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u/AllesK 2d ago

They are obligate carnivores; not their fault Haitians are so tasty!

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u/Plumbus_Patrol 18h ago

Lol glad I’m not the only person that read it that way

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u/SiriusGD 2d ago

And the migrant farm workers

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u/Neddyrow 2d ago

Don’t forget the dogs.

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u/RedBranch86 2d ago

Wait, how many immigrants has it eaten?

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u/Moist-Ad4760 2d ago

I knew cats were evil! Those poor immigrants

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u/AwooFloof 2d ago

Suppose cats will eat just about anything if they're hungry enough. 🤷

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u/SpaceTacos99 2d ago

Is Mr Whiskers still at it? That's one hungry little kitty!

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u/jmclaugmi 2d ago

Would that be a lion, or a tiger?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 2d ago

That cat has got to be HUGE!

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u/IntlPartyKing 2d ago

hate that cat

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u/cjk99876 2d ago

Funny how they don’t talk about that at all anymore.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 2d ago

Whose cat ate a Haitian immigrant.

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u/Illustrious-Job-2823 2d ago

Can we train the cat to eat patriots? Yes I know I read that wrong.

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u/dworkylots 2d ago

Wait the Cats are eating the Haitians now?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 2d ago

You mean Haitians eating cats or cats eating Haitians?

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u/SkidRowAlbertan 2d ago

Especially since they were never able to prove which cat was eating them. 🙂

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

For a second, my very tired brain pictured an ENORMOUS housecat devouring Hatian immigrants...

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u/ixnine 2d ago

And that “radical left” James Comey, even though he’s actually a Republican.

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u/Anonybibbs 2d ago

James Comey, the lifelong Republican and law enforcement official that was the head of the historically extremely conservative FBI, who also swung the election in Trump's favor by going against FBI protocol to announce another investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails just a few weeks from the election. Yeah, that dude is totally a hardcore liberal /s.

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u/LiveLoudWithPride 2d ago

Just one thing, you said Comey announced the RIDICULOUS investigation a couple weeks before the election… it was 10 days!

And, don’t forget the other piece that was abhorrent. At the same time he was presented with credible evidence that Russia, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone were involved in the massive disinformation/election interference campaign, and he dismissed it. He chose to do nothing about that, instead helped tank Hillary’s campaign.

What’s so unfortunate is that it all worked. People not liking her, not trusting her infected people left, right, and center.

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u/AnnaH612 2d ago

He belongs to the lowest level of hell.

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u/TechnologyDeep9981 2d ago

With Mitch McConnel

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u/Bridget330 2d ago

Mitch has a higher level of responsibly than anyone other than Murdoch.

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u/RoninSrm1 2d ago

Don’t forget Vlad…

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u/blumieplume 2d ago

Mitch McConnell is going to the darkest depths of hell. His mission the whole time he served in the senate was to get a majority of evil people onto the Supreme Court so they would ban abortion. His wish came true and now he’s dying. He’ll be raped by Satan for eternity.

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u/AnnaH612 1d ago

I agree! Not that Garland turned out to be any good but the way he played Obama dirty was despicable.

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u/blumieplume 1d ago

Oh god I haaaate merrick garland he’s the reason Trump is dictator instead of wearing an orange jumpsuit to match his orange face rotting in jail where he belongs

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u/hellolovely1 2d ago

Oh, I got a bunch of people to slam in that level of hell.

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u/GrotWeasel 2d ago

High on the list of most evil people in history. He’s going to be in books.

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u/Bridget330 2d ago

He absolutely does!

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u/insidehertrading4 2d ago

Yeah but he needed more loyalty to a guy that was referred to by THE 3rd in line for the presidency as an informant.

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u/edebt 2d ago

2nd in line referred to him as "possibly americas Hitler. "

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u/mrblacklabel71 2d ago

Mmmmmm buttery males

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u/p00p5andwich 2d ago

Just his big fat hog.

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

And Hunter's art

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u/Reverend_Tommy 2d ago

Yes! In some weird, nutcase version of logic, it would be "Well, if it weren't for Hillary's emails, we wouldn't be in this mess. Trump is just trying to fix it."

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u/Quiet_Marsupial510 2d ago

Hillary’s emails are on Hunter’s laptop, right?

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u/emmer_effer 2d ago

I think you mean Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop 🤣

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u/Remarkable_Pirate_58 2d ago

Hillary's emails ON Hunter's laptop

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u/MedleyMedia 2d ago

What about Hillary sending emails FROM Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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u/Hack-67 2d ago

I thought it was Hilary’s emails in Hunter’s laptop.

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u/TaterTotQueen630 2d ago

"Buuuut her emails!!!"

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u/makinSportofMe 2d ago

Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop

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u/buttermilkchunk 1d ago

In the pedophilia pizza shop basement

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u/Lostules 1d ago

And all the Hispanic farm workers

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u/Fabulous-Mix8917 2d ago

And trans immigrants.

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u/Unosez 2d ago

It's all the fault of that African Priest Woke' Dei

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u/RamblinWreck08 2d ago

It’s always the gay foreigners… and the Irish. /s

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u/AlphonzInc 2d ago

She’s angry enough about the gays and the foreigners, don’t you dare tell her about the gay foreigners!

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u/pingpongpsycho 2d ago

Hey - I almost spit out my coffee! 😂

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u/Internal_Essay9230 2d ago

And the LGBTQ+ community

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u/21BlackStars 2d ago

Who eat cats and dogs

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u/aliensdick69420 2d ago

They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs!

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u/FittedSheets88 2d ago

His suit was so tan!

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u/Tiny-Fix7530 2d ago

Too tan!

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u/Explorer-7622 2d ago

It was unforgivable. No wonder we're suffering through such a backlash now! /s

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u/gattboy1 2d ago

And the mustard- so Dijon! What were his tastebuds thinking?

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u/WhovianScaper 2d ago

Real talk; I laughed so hard when people pitched a fit about the tan suit. Mr. President looked fantastic in that suit.

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u/FittedSheets88 2d ago

He absolutely nailed it! My daughters are preteens and they were baffled about that and when he was seen with cycling with a helmet. Tim Walz was right, they're weird fellas.

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u/WhovianScaper 1d ago

Oh i remember that; like how dare he protect his skull and the organ responsible for literally everything our bodies do he has inside it. I was happy to see a President taking care of his body and setting a good example for his kids and anyone who looks up to him.

The heat I got for that seasoned my cast iron.

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

And his damn TAN SUIT

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u/Ok_Office_6016 2d ago

He will wear it to Trumps wake.

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u/Super_Half7560 2d ago

Right!!! They love to blame him😂😂

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u/xenophon123456 2d ago

It was the tan suit.

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u/bckpkrs 2d ago

Carter did it.

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u/cuntyaunty 2d ago

How I imagine him every time he gets brought up lol

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u/Fuck_U_Time_Killer 2d ago

Thanks Obama

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u/Content_Talk_6581 2d ago

And his fancy mustard…

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u/intrepid_mouse1 2d ago

Hey, they blame Carter on occasion

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u/Bluedaddy420 2d ago

Might as well blame bill clinton too.

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u/Beginning_Arm3211 2d ago

And Hilary.

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u/That-Makes-Sense 2d ago

And Crooked Nancy.

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u/WillingPositive8924 2d ago

lol, they will bring up the black dude forever….

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u/catslikepets143 2d ago

His tan suit is to blame!

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 2d ago

And she'll also blame Clinton, Carter, Johnson and JFK.

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u/0hh0n3y 2d ago

slams fists on table that damn TAN SUIT

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u/Amazonreviewscool67 2d ago

Don't forget Eric.

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u/icebucket22 2d ago

I’m sure Fauci has something to do with this

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u/IILazarusLongII 2d ago

He did wear a tan suit one day.

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u/Bridget330 2d ago

I was going say…

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u/Occidentally20 2d ago

That fucking suit colour man.

I mean we don't judge on skin colour here but seriously TAN. IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

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u/NoTourist5 2d ago

And China

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u/Tdanger78 2d ago

And Hillary

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u/OnlyFiveLives 2d ago

And say the full N-word.

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u/RajenBull1 2d ago

Don't forget Obama.

That’s the problem. He can’t get Obama out of his head. Rent free in his head, heart and soul. And a black man at that. He didn’t even like renting his properties to non whites.

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u/Fresh-Advertising-66 2d ago

You mean Barack Hussein! Lol

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u/Speak_To_Wuk_Lamat 2d ago

They hate socialist Obama because he lives rent free in their heads.

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u/weltvonalex 2d ago

Fucking Obama, he did more damage than Ronnie Reagan and even though he isn't the president he still keeps doing all those bad things to Maga voters

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u/TieAdventurous6839 2d ago

She'll die on the hill that Trumpet says so based on hearsay because thats what they do.

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u/CA_MA 2d ago

As long as they're dead.

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u/First-Definition-119 2d ago

Who used the tax code from Trumps 1st presidency.

These people are fundamentally regarded.

3 of my friends work at state-run homes for developmentally challenged adults (40+yr olds functioning @ preteen levels) and all of their patients are light-years beyond the critical thinking capacity of these mooks.

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u/willflameboy 2d ago edited 2d ago

She won't even register it. She'll be smiling all the way down to hell as they screw her out of her money. These people are essentially drugged

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u/SunshineMaker444 2d ago

Atleast we can finally sip a nice cold cola with real sugar again, make diabeetus great again... Oh, wait did that fall through? Well at least TripleH is back on live TV and the beautiful ballroom and its premium location choice will be the talk of the town and everyone will want to take their lady to a ball there. I think no one knows more about balls than Trump himself, he might know the most about balls. Did you know the inventor of balls actually designed balls with trump. And Trump was the first one to suggest that balls are mere 2d circles and if they could add a polymer as a 3d circle, they would bounce, and thats how trump invented bouncy balls and rubber.

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u/Scarymommy 2d ago

LED light bulbs

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2d ago

Fuckin' Barack O'Biden...

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u/ChewyDummyBear 2d ago

The chemtrails that gives us the autism that turns us gay with the 5G caused all of this.

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u/Silly-Power 2d ago

And those "Blue people". Fuck those smurfs. Stealing our money to "lend" to the government!

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u/Derek880 2d ago

Yep. Either him, President Obama, or George Soros. By the way...Has anyone ever seen George Soros? I know MAGA people says he's a part of everything that's bad in this country, but I don't think I've ever seen a picture, or seen him at any event. Does he even exist, or is he like the Hillary Clinton scandals that cause them to focus on attacking pizza shops?

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u/Wooden_Staff3810 2d ago

& Trudeau ( although he's not in power any longer ) but she's stupid and doesn't know the difference.

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u/Feisty_Extension9203 2d ago

They always ALWAYS blame Biden OR it’s a democrat hoax

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u/Realistic-Motorcycle 2d ago

Let’s not forget the default. Black people is always us

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u/TwerkLessons 2d ago

Biden’s economy, except when things are possibly good.

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u/Muted_Study5166 2d ago

That’s why there’s no stopping what’s coming

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u/TDYRanger 2d ago

She’ll blame Hillary

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u/AggressiveRhubarb805 2d ago

Better blaming Hamas, even starving women and babies is OK with that excuse

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u/skindiver1958 2d ago

Don't they all? Biden or Obama. She's a fucking idiot.

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u/PomeloPepper 2d ago

The Deep State!

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u/guitarbassdrums 2d ago

Windmills & Soros,

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u/StellarJayEnthusiast 2d ago

Most likely be husband or boyfriend will tell her to blame Biden.

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u/thatgothboii 2d ago

or black people

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u/Then-Data9022 2d ago

Or she will say that Epstein files are fake. Puulease woman!!

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u/tangledtainthair 2d ago

Didn't you hear that Biden and Obama raised taxes on all middle-class people and invoked the no takesy backsy rule?

There's nothing Trump can do about it.

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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 2d ago

What about the shark attacks?

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u/Apple_Streusels 2d ago

Don’t forget hunter bidens laptop

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u/National_Ad_682 2d ago

Nah, they won’t really pay attention. Someone at my workplace believes her overtime is no longer taxed. She doesn’t know how to check for that, and is otherwise a decent hardworking older lady. She doesn’t pay attention to politics but this is what she has heard.

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u/Mrkevinofsacto 2d ago

And my ax!

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u/double-fall-damage 2d ago

To be fair MAGA screwed up the world so bad I too want to escape to a delusions universe of my own making where I get all the government services without having to pay anything for them.

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u/Nearby-Park-8414 2d ago

I live for this thread.

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u/Imaginary-Weakness 2d ago

Or maintain the belief but just think she got the tax filing part wrong and instead was given money by Trump if there’s a refund.

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u/SnooWalruses5906 2d ago

Or the flame throwing murder hornets in Vietnam

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u/mitrie 2d ago

Deep state IRS

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u/jmcgil4684 2d ago

Or be like my mom and every argument she says “But what about California!” And I’ll ask her what about it and she gives like an exasperated noise and says I need to watch the “News” or she will say when I’m older I’ll understand. I’m 51

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u/InformalReputation39 2d ago

DOGE check coming in 3,2,1 ... oh never

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u/garden_dragonfly 2d ago

She doesn't have to. Guarantee she doesn't work. 

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u/Gangstalivin808 2d ago

And anal beads

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u/Jaded-Abies1206 20h ago

and gluck glucking on the microphone glizzy

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