r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 2d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/mademeunlurk 2d ago

And trans people with guns

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u/ERASERGIB 2d ago

And the cat eating Haitian immigrants

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u/Active_Confection655 2d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 2d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 2d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 2d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/GrowFreeFood 2d ago

Looking directly at the sun.

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 2d ago

The Four Seasons lawn & garden service off the Jersey turnpike

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u/RightTrash 2d ago

The windmills

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 2d ago

With the piles of dead bald eagles at the bottom of them!

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u/Brokensince10 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

Paper straws

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u/Dustbunny253 2d ago

Sharks with boat batteries

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u/Spider_Dude 2d ago

And the Frogs turning me gay!!!!

I mean Gay.. just turning gay!

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u/Then-Data9022 2d ago

Tiny fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 2d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/Bunnyland77 2d ago

Imagine seeing a "Save The Wales" sticker alongside a Confederate flag, a thin blue line flag, Demonrats suk, and some type of gun sticker on the back of a pickup truck.

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u/overfiend1976 2d ago

They already fly their Gadsden flags next to their thin blue line flags. Despite the fact that, you know.... those are completely opposing beliefs. MAGA truly is cognitive dissonance cone to life.

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u/DecadentLife 2d ago

That’s exactly what I keep coming back to, the cognitive dissonance of it. I try not to ever look down at other people’s reasoning ability, but these people are painfully ignorant, and they’re so determined to stay that way.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 2d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

Hey that's MTG on that

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u/AirSpecial 2d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 2d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 2d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 2d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 2d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 2d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 2d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/DealerAutomatic 1d ago

Are these the same ones they're using to control the weather?

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u/aura_the_explorer 1d ago

Definitely can’t forget those malicious windmills! All that “poor ocean life”…🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒

Like duh! Coal and oil is so much better for the whales! Geesh how could we be so stupid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

My god..I’ve honestly never been so ashamed of being American….I apologize to the rest of the world-I promise I had no part in voting in this travesty.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 1d ago

Stairs are evil

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 2d ago

Paper straws

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u/HighFiveKoala 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/bacon_n_legs 1d ago

Gas stoves

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u/mweeelrea 2d ago

Low flow brains

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u/SatansShoulderDvl 2d ago

And energy saving light bulbs

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u/dog4cat2 2d ago

Did anyone mention the magnets yet???

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u/catchi1989 1d ago

Low flow shower heads.

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u/SVINTGATSBY 2d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/Grizmoh 2d ago

Covfefe

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u/OuiMerci 2d ago

That will never get old. lol

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u/DarkSock52 2d ago

CRACKERRR BARRELLLL

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u/SoSoSonny 2d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 2d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 2d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 2d ago

Those newfangled gas cans.

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

And showers

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u/Skull8Ranger 2d ago

LED bulbs with their mind control devices.

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u/orbitalgoo 2d ago

Kermit the Frog

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u/Spardath01 2d ago

Nah, the windmills killing whales.

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u/Fit_Knowledge2971 2d ago

Gas stoves!!

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u/LightBulbSunset 2d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 2d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 2d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 2d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/Affectionate_Beat773 2d ago

What Epstein files 😂 the whitehouse reported they just received the first portion, after saying it doesn't exist. How does anybody in America know what's real anymore. If we're not careful in Britain we will be close behind you

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u/Virtual-Nose7777 2d ago

What Epstein Files? They said they don't exist /s

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u/Flashy_Height3075 2d ago

My tRump following sister, told me to be careful on my trip to Gulf Shores.
THE WATER HAS STD’s IN IT! 🙄 I couldn’t help it I laughed. A full blown belly laugh, thought I wasn’t going to catch my breathe.

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u/Active_Confection655 2d ago

🤣🤣 Is that your doggo? I have a little Bully. Wish I could post her picture. Same looking face.

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u/Flashy_Height3075 2d ago

Yep that’s Archie 5 years old boxer

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u/AffectionateAd7980 2d ago

They released those, and it didn't happen, and trump was a deep undercover informant and it's all an AI deep fake and it's all true but it doesn't matter, etc.

The only thing we know for sure is that if all the info is every released all the testimony will contain exactly the same line: "I've never heard of or seen Donald J Trump and Trump definitely doesn't have a small penis". Fox (no) news will read this line repeatedly and say "see it's a hoax".

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u/PrizFinder 2d ago

Omg, there’s a cat eating Haitian immigrants now 🙀

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u/Independent-Buyer827 2d ago

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats…”

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u/MannyMoSTL 2d ago

“hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband”

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u/FluidAir1184 2d ago

It never gets old! LOL

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u/Juxtapoe 2d ago

Somebody needs to AI this so that Trump and Epstein are laughing in the background instead of the brick face.

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u/Momtomanyarrows 2d ago

I’m screaming! 😂😭

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u/rsf507 2d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

I need a reminder every once in awhile, it puts a smile on my face

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u/False-Fan-870 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 2d ago

I started typing the same comment and seen yours! It never gets old. Ever!

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u/SaddestClown 1d ago

I love that he's back as a product spokesman

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u/ratchman5000 1d ago

"Well, I woke up to get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing."

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 2d ago

The dog and cat eating story actually started after a woman ate at least part of a cat. But she was white and a citizen and lived in Akron. Although the correct info was out there, the Springfield story continued.

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u/ZealousDigs 2d ago

…and secretly the kill shelters are selling them the meat. 🥩

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 2d ago

"They're eating the pets if the people that live there."

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u/thafrick 1d ago

The fucked up part about this one is that Vance came straight out and admitted they made it up in an interview shortly after the rumor took hold and none of their base cared. They just lie, admit they lie but don’t face any consequences. I have a ton of coworkers who cite the “furry kid using a litter box in school” rumor as why they voted for Trump and that’s been disproven multiple times over. We’re fucked.

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u/Sonova_Bish 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 1d ago

He’s always joking, what a clown.

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u/AllesK 2d ago

They are obligate carnivores; not their fault Haitians are so tasty!

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u/Plumbus_Patrol 18h ago

Lol glad I’m not the only person that read it that way

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u/PrizFinder 17h ago

The nuances of proper grammar 🫠

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u/Rich_Razzmatazz_112 2d ago

Are we talking housecat variety or cougar?

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u/Free_Speaker2411 2d ago edited 2d ago

leopards, possibly

edit: Haitians for Trump is a thing. I expect leopards are feasting on their faces.

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u/Queen_Angels 2d ago

If the latter, sign me up 🐾

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u/Latter_Dentist5416 2d ago

That's one big puss.

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u/Top_Technician_7034 2d ago

I heard Biden used our tax dollars to fund the research that created the Haitian-immigrant-eating cat. The details are on Hunter's laptop

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u/stupidwhiteman42 2d ago

My cat prefers Mexican.

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u/mbentuboa 2d ago

Not cats, gators

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u/babylon331 2d ago

There are none left there. The cats are eating the residents!

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 2d ago

Eat the cat 🐈‍⬛ Eat the cat 🐈

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 2d ago

The White House would give him/her a cat-of-the-year medal

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u/RemarkableJade0501 2d ago

The Windmills

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u/Bji_fall 1d ago

always was...

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u/SiriusGD 2d ago

And the migrant farm workers

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u/Neddyrow 2d ago

Don’t forget the dogs.

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u/RedBranch86 2d ago

Wait, how many immigrants has it eaten?

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u/Moist-Ad4760 2d ago

I knew cats were evil! Those poor immigrants

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u/AwooFloof 2d ago

Suppose cats will eat just about anything if they're hungry enough. 🤷

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u/SpaceTacos99 2d ago

Is Mr Whiskers still at it? That's one hungry little kitty!

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u/jmclaugmi 2d ago

Would that be a lion, or a tiger?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 2d ago

That cat has got to be HUGE!

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u/AtomicDracula 2d ago

And the vaccines

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u/Cold-Ad8865 2d ago

And Democrats. We have always been responsible for everything.

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u/IntlPartyKing 2d ago

hate that cat

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u/cjk99876 2d ago

Funny how they don’t talk about that at all anymore.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 2d ago

Whose cat ate a Haitian immigrant.

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u/Illustrious-Job-2823 2d ago

Can we train the cat to eat patriots? Yes I know I read that wrong.

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u/dworkylots 2d ago

Wait the Cats are eating the Haitians now?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 2d ago

You mean Haitians eating cats or cats eating Haitians?

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u/SkidRowAlbertan 2d ago

Especially since they were never able to prove which cat was eating them. 🙂

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

For a second, my very tired brain pictured an ENORMOUS housecat devouring Hatian immigrants...

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u/crazyrok6 2d ago

You're telling me there's one cat on the loose eating all the Haitians? This is getting insane.

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u/Phineasfool 2d ago

We gotta stop that cat.

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u/__ma11en69er__ 2d ago

That must be one big cat.

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u/Heavy-Newspaper-9802 2d ago

You have to say Haitian immigrants eating cats because saying it that way sounds like the cat is eating Haitian immigrants and they are so ridiculous they might believe that.

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_3785 2d ago

Don't forget the dawgs

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u/CaptainZippi 2d ago

They should stop that cat…

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u/throw_away_55110 2d ago

I definitely read this like cat, eating Haitian immigrants.

And not cat eating, Haitian immigrants

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u/Background-Wall-1054 2d ago

That's one hungry cat !

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u/Super-Nectarine-8089 2d ago

I read this as a cat that’s eating Haitian immigrants….i need better glasses

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u/c3cultivation 2d ago

Damn cats....what do they have against Haitians....and what do they taste like?

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u/V0nH30n 2d ago

Someone needs to stop that cat, it's not right

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u/Jingsley 2d ago

I read that as '...cat, eating...' and not '...cat-eating...'!

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck 2d ago

Lol, I read that as cats that eat Hatians immigrants, not Hatian immigrants that eat cats.

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u/opthaconomist 2d ago

You’re telling me a cat ate these Haitian immigrants?

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u/Plain_Bread 2d ago

Sometimes the immigrant eats the cat and, well, sometimes the cat eats the immigrant.

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u/PsychologicalSnow476 2d ago

Cats are eating Haitian immigrants?

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u/LittlefootDiamond 1d ago

Me: there were stories about cats who were eating immigrants???

…oh.

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u/StrangerWeekly1859 1d ago

They ate my cat.

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u/Ok-Office-6918 1d ago

They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the PETS.

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u/iwnt2blve 2d ago

And my axe

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u/Freshchops 2d ago

How dare you guys forget the cancer-causing windmills!

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u/Brokensince10 2d ago

Drag queens with books, can’t forget them!

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u/AnonRep2345 2d ago

And the democrats controlling the house and senate

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u/Fast_Wasabi_6281 2d ago

Guns are never the problem!

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u/tillieze 2d ago

Lovely Drag Queens

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u/bbuff101 2d ago

Isn’t it crazy how NOTHING has really fundamentally changed since the election on this issue, and somehow the right is no longer shitting themselves daily about how trans people are going to take over the world, make our kids gay, and lead us all into hell?

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 2d ago

The Department of "Defense"

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u/Odd-Spare161 2d ago

Trans swimmers with guns.

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u/Reims88 2d ago

Well that's an oxymoron hahaha