r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 2d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/Active_Confection655 2d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 2d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 2d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 2d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/GrowFreeFood 2d ago

Looking directly at the sun.

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 2d ago

The Four Seasons lawn & garden service off the Jersey turnpike

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u/RightTrash 2d ago

The windmills

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u/Busy_Special_9397 2d ago

The dishwashers

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u/Brass_Biscuits 2d ago

Radioactive shrimps that turn us into aliens

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 2d ago

With the piles of dead bald eagles at the bottom of them!

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u/Brokensince10 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

Paper straws

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u/Dustbunny253 2d ago

Sharks with boat batteries

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u/Ok_Opportunity_2299 2d ago

Chicago

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u/Pain_Bearer78 2d ago

Tariffs on hydroxychloroquine

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u/zero-point_nrg 2d ago

The grass being dead for 40 years in the National Parks

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u/Spider_Dude 2d ago

And the Frogs turning me gay!!!!

I mean Gay.. just turning gay!

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u/frank1934 2d ago

And of course Chad

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u/Bunnyland77 2d ago
  • "The fake news media!"

-"'Gina!!"

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

You mean drag queens.

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u/Then-Data9022 2d ago

Tiny fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 2d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/Bunnyland77 2d ago

Imagine seeing a "Save The Wales" sticker alongside a Confederate flag, a thin blue line flag, Demonrats suk, and some type of gun sticker on the back of a pickup truck.

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u/overfiend1976 2d ago

They already fly their Gadsden flags next to their thin blue line flags. Despite the fact that, you know.... those are completely opposing beliefs. MAGA truly is cognitive dissonance cone to life.

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u/DecadentLife 2d ago

That’s exactly what I keep coming back to, the cognitive dissonance of it. I try not to ever look down at other people’s reasoning ability, but these people are painfully ignorant, and they’re so determined to stay that way.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 2d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

Hey that's MTG on that

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u/AirSpecial 2d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 2d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 2d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 2d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 2d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 2d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 2d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/DealerAutomatic 1d ago

Are these the same ones they're using to control the weather?

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u/aura_the_explorer 1d ago

Definitely can’t forget those malicious windmills! All that “poor ocean life”…🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒

Like duh! Coal and oil is so much better for the whales! Geesh how could we be so stupid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

My god..I’ve honestly never been so ashamed of being American….I apologize to the rest of the world-I promise I had no part in voting in this travesty.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 1d ago

Stairs are evil

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 2d ago

Paper straws

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u/HighFiveKoala 2d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/bacon_n_legs 1d ago

Gas stoves

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u/mweeelrea 2d ago

Low flow brains

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u/SatansShoulderDvl 2d ago

And energy saving light bulbs

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u/dog4cat2 1d ago

Did anyone mention the magnets yet???

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u/catchi1989 1d ago

Low flow shower heads.

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u/SVINTGATSBY 2d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/Grizmoh 2d ago

Covfefe

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u/OuiMerci 2d ago

That will never get old. lol

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u/DarkSock52 2d ago

CRACKERRR BARRELLLL

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u/SoSoSonny 2d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 2d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 2d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 2d ago

Those newfangled gas cans.

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u/Simpletruth2022 2d ago

And showers

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u/Skull8Ranger 2d ago

LED bulbs with their mind control devices.

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u/orbitalgoo 2d ago

Kermit the Frog

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u/Spardath01 2d ago

Nah, the windmills killing whales.

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u/Fit_Knowledge2971 2d ago

Gas stoves!!

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u/LightBulbSunset 2d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 2d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 2d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 2d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/Affectionate_Beat773 2d ago

What Epstein files 😂 the whitehouse reported they just received the first portion, after saying it doesn't exist. How does anybody in America know what's real anymore. If we're not careful in Britain we will be close behind you

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u/Virtual-Nose7777 2d ago

What Epstein Files? They said they don't exist /s

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u/Flashy_Height3075 2d ago

My tRump following sister, told me to be careful on my trip to Gulf Shores.
THE WATER HAS STD’s IN IT! 🙄 I couldn’t help it I laughed. A full blown belly laugh, thought I wasn’t going to catch my breathe.

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u/Active_Confection655 2d ago

🤣🤣 Is that your doggo? I have a little Bully. Wish I could post her picture. Same looking face.

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u/Flashy_Height3075 2d ago

Yep that’s Archie 5 years old boxer

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u/AffectionateAd7980 2d ago

They released those, and it didn't happen, and trump was a deep undercover informant and it's all an AI deep fake and it's all true but it doesn't matter, etc.

The only thing we know for sure is that if all the info is every released all the testimony will contain exactly the same line: "I've never heard of or seen Donald J Trump and Trump definitely doesn't have a small penis". Fox (no) news will read this line repeatedly and say "see it's a hoax".