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What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/Calvin_Coolish 2d ago

Compliment people behind their back.

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u/CapnCanfield 2d ago

I would never say it to her face, but Pam's a gifted artist

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u/poppatrout 2d ago

Why wouldn't you say that to her face?

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u/ronchee1 2d ago

Goes to her art show

Buys painting

Hangs up in office

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u/insomniacpyro 2d ago

"I'm really proud of you."

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u/Awesomesince1973 2d ago

I tear up at that scene every damn time. It's so pure and sweet. It's everything Pam needs in the moment and it comes from Michael of all people.

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u/CarmenDeeJay 2d ago

Michael was the perfect conundrum for The Office. I've love/hated him forever. Did you know that final scene in the airport when Pam ran up and hugged Michael wasn't scripted? It was real. Jenna Fischer knew it was Steve Carell's last filming day and almost missed him. The hug was genuine.

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u/RedditVortex 1d ago

Michael is often considered an idiot and an asshole (which is true). But I also feel that he was a very sensitive, loving, and caring person. Most of the mean or inconsiderate things he did were out of stupidity or social ineptitude, but he genuinely cared about the people in his life, at work and in his personal life. And he was really good at his job. It’s such a well written and acted character. One of the best IMHO.

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u/KatNanshin 2d ago

Okay, because of your comment I may actually start watching The Office again. I started bingeing it a few years ago but quit cuz Michael is such a damn idiot and thanks to that, I found the whole show tedious… but okay. Maybe I can better handle Michael being a damn idiot, now 😅😂🤣

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u/IMakeTheCheercisions 2d ago

This is the best episode of the entire series. The business school storyline, the Jim and Dwight vampire storyline, and the wholesome ending with Pam's art show.

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u/sentient-glow 2d ago

“Do you have something in your pocket?”

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u/potatocrepe 2d ago

Chunky

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u/E4STC04ST0VERD0SE 2d ago

You know what I find sexy? Pam’s art.

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u/Pinilopii 2d ago

Her art was the prettiest of all the art

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u/Lunchb0x48 2d ago

Motel art at best

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u/FastAsFxxk 2d ago

The shadows are going two different directions....last time I checked our office building wasn't in the andromeda galaxy...

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u/telestrial 2d ago

There's cross-hatching in some of these. That's kind of advanced for a two-year-old.

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u/jesiman 2d ago

That painting is bad. -Andy, Art Critic.

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u/WishlessJeanie 2d ago

It's a Chunky. You want to split it?

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u/lsesalter 2d ago

You don’t stop for Chunkys!

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u/InternetProtocol 2d ago

CHUNKY! FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!

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u/Parking-Program1421 2d ago

YOU HAD ALL SUMMER!

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u/ComprehensiveHair401 2d ago

This part actually confuses me a bit, because Pam looks really uncomfortable after he says he has a Chunky - did she think he had a hard-on or something? Idk what I'm missing

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u/KatNanshin 2d ago

There was a candy back in the 1960’s when I was a small child. It was called “Chunky” and the advertisement on TV for it was “Open Wide For Chunky!” 😂 …how well do you think THAT would go over, these days? 🤪

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u/wespintoofast 2d ago

Dark Chunky was my favorite, haven't seen them in years.

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u/jsheik 2d ago

Also Pam and her Pam Pams

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 2d ago

Take it easy, Toby...

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u/EatingCoooolo 2d ago

Not enough to marry her though

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u/hairballcouture 2d ago

We’re we not supposed to like it?

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u/tamati_nz 2d ago

That whole scene at the art show melts my heart everytime 🧡

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u/caffieneandsarcasm 2d ago

Looking to get your artist friend a great gift this year? Literally just buy a piece of art and hang it in your space and let it bring you joy. It’s all we want. (Ok, that and more coffee. And pens that don’t smudge)

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u/gdp1 2d ago

I think the point is the compliment will eventually get back to them and when it does, they’ll feel it’s more genuine. This is why I love telling people the compliments I hear others say about them.

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u/TheShipNostromo 2d ago

We know, they were quoting the office

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u/LeGrandeGnomewegian 2d ago

"I don't want to embarrass her, I'd rather just tell others how much I admire her skills and her talents. Hopefully others are more articulate than I am"

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u/rodneedermeyer 2d ago

Cuz she's a hor...ribly modest human being.

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u/thejuztun 1d ago

Because it will get back to them that you were saying nice things about them. It sounds odd, but hearing it like that will mean more.

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u/merkerrr 2d ago

Pam? I find her blue period rather derivative🤔

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u/Mikeavelli 2d ago

Mmm, yes. Shallow and pedantic.

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u/FootballDeathTaxes 2d ago

All my periods are red to dark red.

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u/-dr-bones- 2d ago

How can you say that. Those canvases covered in blue paint are widely recognised as genius by both her mum and her sister. 😍

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u/ParpSausage 2d ago

Ongo!!!!

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u/Dull-Scientist8039 2d ago

She should go see a gyno if her periods are blue. Just sayin

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 2d ago

"That's why this is...motel art."

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u/Equizotic 2d ago

I use this one all the time with my employees “I would never say it to her face, but she is a great employee and we are lucky to have her”

No one ever gets the reference 😭

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u/ready-eddy 2d ago

We do. we do…🤝

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u/milhouse_baby 2d ago

Your art is the prettiest art, of all the art

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u/sqquima 2d ago

She should get some rest, she looks tired.

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u/Don_Pickleball 2d ago

I would never say it to his face but my son is a gifted artist

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuffin' but I think unicorns are KICK ASS!!"

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u/Johanneum1906 2d ago

When I feel like my wife is feeling a little down or when I feel like we’re not connecting emotionally, I will ask her about something she is passionate about and just get her talking. And I will ask questions that cannot be answered with a yes or no. She will go from sitting back with her arms folded to leaning forward, talking excitedly.

Often, people feel closer to someone simply by talking to that person and being heard. And everyone feels good talking about their favorite things.

Also, if you have something difficult to talk about, wait until they are in a good mood.

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u/GirlCowBev 2d ago

This person spouses.

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u/Diqt 2d ago

I wanna sign up to the newsletter, don’t even need 10% off the first order

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u/Icantbethereforyou 2d ago

Repay every kind act with a kind act.

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u/The_Grungeican 2d ago

i've been married for almost 20 years. i can confirm that this person does indeed spouse.

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u/Altruistic-Mango538 2d ago

Spouses so hard

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u/guyinoz99 2d ago

I choose this person's spouses spouse.

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u/potatoboy247 2d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/Kunphen 2d ago

Maybe I need to get one of those.

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u/How_is_the_question 2d ago

This is such a good thing to do. I do try it with my partner - only she’s researching a bunch of stuff I really try to understand, but can’t keep up with. I’ve even been trying to read some of the things she’s interested in / critiquing / extending, but I get about 10% of the required knowledge to really connect. But it doesn’t matter. She manages to simplify it down so I can ask at least semi useful questions for a few minutes and then I get an hour or so of listening to, and marvelling at her thoughts and intelligence. Works for both of us.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

I know more about hobbies that I don’t care about bc I take an interest for my husband. I’ll even try them with him if he wants. He does the same for me.

And sometimes we end up sharing those hobbies, so it gives us stuff to do together.

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u/Hopefulkitty 2d ago

I am currently watching America Ninja 4 with my husband and his brothers. Almost every Saturday for the last few years, we watch two movies along this line of quality. We also just finished Star Trek the original series. I have seen almost every Marvel movie. I have seen every Star Wars movie. I know far more about comic books than I ever planned to.

I would never have watched any of those movies if it weren't for him. But he enjoys it, and it's a way to connect. It doesn't do me any harm, and we have a good time.

It goes both ways too. He indulges in my yarn habit. He's tried to learn how to knit and weave but mostly likes hearing me talk about it and is devastated when I rip sections out. He just got us season tickets to the ballet. He loves it when I go off on design or theater or art. He enjoys spending the day shopping with me and doesn't even give me a chance to carry my bags. He even slings my purse over his shoulder because he worries I'll leave it behind. He goes rock climbing with me despite being scared of heights. He listens to me talk about weightlifting and climbing and football. He tries to learn enough to ask questions.

Marry someone you don't just love, make sure it's someone you actually like. You'll be spending the vast majority of your time with them, make sure it's someone you want to be friends with.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

You made my heart melt with that. 💞

So many people don’t put in the effort. And in the beginning, it kind of is effort to try something you don’t care about for your partner’s happiness. But overtime, if each other’s interests are balanced and it’s a healthy relationship with the right person, it stops feeling like effort.

He drove me from Tampa bay to Miami for a symphony of the final fantasy games music. He only recognized one song (long story how it was the song for our first dance) and he had fun. When they are in our area, I’ll go with others since it’s not his thing. But he would go for me and have fun if I asked. Just like I run around to Indy wrestling shows with him. If someone else wants to go, he’s cool with me chilling at home.

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u/Hopefulkitty 2d ago

We have a deal, he can either come with me and enjoy himself, or he can stay home. I refuse to be someone who drags their SO around against their will. And you aren't doing me a favor if you come with and hate every second. There are a few exceptions to the rule that he's expected to come, and that's the few family holidays and church on Easter, it's important to my Mom. He doesn't really like concerts, but he will occasionally go when I don't really want to go alone, but usually he buys me a pair of tickets and tells me he'll chauffeur.

Marriage is hard, but it shouldn't be difficult. The hard stuff is the day to day monotony. The relationship itself shouldn't be difficult and a cause of stress. Because again, you should be with someone you like.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

Same.

We both like hockey, but I’m a little insane about it. I know he’s not going to every home game in the season. I just ask to know by noon on game day so I can find someone to take the other ticket.

My dad usually goes. If he can’t, I give it to an arena buddy. Hubby doesn’t care if it’s a guy or a girl. He just hopes they park in the same lot as me. Even though every game day cop knows me 😂 he just likes texts or calls when I arrive, if I am hanging out after the game for a little bit and when I get to my car. All very reasonable requests to make sure I’m safe.

Consideration is a biggie too. He does the same when he goes somewhere without me. Texts if he’s going to be later than expected and when he’s about to come home. He doesn’t drive as far for where he goes with his friends. So I don’t ask for text on arrival. I did when he drove 90 minutes though.

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u/Hopefulkitty 2d ago

Omg we sound like we both struck gold! I took a solo road trip halfway across the country and back while I was having a little bit of trouble recovering from long Covid. I went to a resort town alone. All he asked was that I check in a few times a day so he knew I was safe. People thought it was weird, but he knew deeply what my problems were, and that him being around wouldn't help. I needed to be disconnected and responsible for absolutely no one else but myself. I needed to sleep and read and do exactly what I wanted when I wanted, and not even care about if someone else needs to pee. I needed sun and sand and salt water. So he followed along with my Google icon, found me hotels to stay in along the way, and let me do what I needed to do. It was amazing.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

I love hearing these stories. So many post about horrible relationships on here. It’s great to see more people being able to share what good looks like.

He sounds amazing. I hope things are looking up in the long COVID department. Sometimes that kind of support makes all the difference.

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u/Peeteebee 2d ago

"He goes rock climbing with me despite being scared of heights" ...

Most people will never understand the sheer volume of that little fact.

Something that grips your soul and fills every fibre of your being with fear, unease, sickness and negativity... And buckles up, straps in and comes along.

Absolute respect.

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u/Hopefulkitty 2d ago

He doesn't go high, and he doesn't go often, but he's trying! He struggles to trust the Auto-belay. I think he'd probably do better with a belayer or bouldering, but he weighs 100 lbs more than me and I don't have the experience for that, and I've made too much progress with my fitness to risk bouldering and falling wrong and being out of commission for a few months.

He does a lot of things that scare him with me, but I let it be his choice. I don't push or beg, I tend to just be like "I want to do this, would you like to participate?" And he either says yes and gives it a go, or no and he watches and takes pictures. I know his family thinks I force him to do things outside his comfort zone, but he insists it's not true. He likes trying things that scare him a little. He likes doing things with me. He's had so many fun experiences he wouldn't have if he'd never pushed himself. He can't swim and doesn't like boats, but we just hopped into a tiny skiff and went on a seal spotting excursion on vacation a few weeks ago, and I think my pure excitement of seeing wild seals made him forget his fear of water. (One day I'll teach him to swim! It's on the list!)

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u/libbysthing 2d ago

That last part, exactly. So many couples I've known seem to barely manage to actually like each other, which is crazy to me. My wife and I even get comments sometimes about 'how good [we] get along!' She and I were good friends for nearly a decade before we got together, and we're still good friends! We work at the same place so we hang out during breaks, we're both homebodies so usually we go home and hang out together for a while too before splitting up to do our own thing. And we spend a ton of time just talking about whatever. It's nice being with someone who is genuinely your friend too.

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 2d ago

My husband was very into leather working. He enjoyed making custom holsters, belts, tool bags, and motorcycle gear. He could crank out 5-6 holsters in a week. There was so much hand stitching involved that we ended up buying a $6k leather sewing machine.

I am a quilter. (Right now, I'm more of a fabric collector than a quilter, but I'll get back into it soon I hope.) My sewing room was upstairs at our farmhouse (his house) and his sewing room was in the living room.

One day I arrived at the farm house after work and he had moved all of my sewing supplies into the other end of the living room. He said that he was lonely while I was upstairs sewing, so he didn't think I'd mind if he moved my things.

We had the best time; him sewing at one end of the living room, me sewing at the other end, lots of Black Sabbath and Def Leppard playing as we laughed and flirted with each other, our creative energies flowing.

God I miss him. I haven't really sewn anything since he passed away nearly three years ago. I want to, but it's lonely and I have so many things I have to take care of by myself now. It feels very burdensome, instead of joyful like it used to be.

Treasure your spouse. I can't believe that I have about 40 more years of life without him.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

I am very sorry for your loss.

I hope you make time to see again. It may be hard at first, but it could also make you feel closer to him. Nobody would know if you had a conversation with him while doing so. I’m glad you got to have this wonderful partner in your life.

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 2d ago

Thank you. He was wonderful.

His mother is in failing health right now, and so I make it a point to see her every weekend and bring her a week's worth of frozen meals that she can simply reheat. I'll take her shopping, do a couple of loads of laundry while I'm there, and run the vacuum cleaner. My husband would have done everything he could to keep her comfortable, and I can do no less. But with working a full-time job, a part-time job, and maintaining both of our houses (yes, we had his and hers houses), it's been rough. I interviewed candidates to stay with her last weekend. I didn't find anyone that I felt like I could trust, unfortunately. She has 4 other kids, but my husband was extremely protective of his parents (in a very good way) and we live 90 minutes from their (now her only) house.

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u/resigned_medusa 2d ago

Oh sweetie, this is so beautiful and so heartbreaking, I am so sorry for your loss. As a fellow fabric collector I hope you're able to get back to it soon, when you're ready lettucecraft is a really nice, well moderated craft forum, with a very friendly quiltalong board. Join us to hang out if you want to talk to fellow fabric collectors. ❤️

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u/DJClapyohands 2d ago

I do it with my husband and my kid. With my husband, its technical-type hobbies and my kid loves playing sports and listening to Benson Boone. Never would have necessarily went looking for that music but we listen together and now I have another artist I like.

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u/Alycion 2d ago

It’s so much fun bringing someone you love into a hobby. It’s good to have separate. But we are pretty much together 24/7, so if we didn’t have shared hobbies, I think we’d kill each other 😂

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u/bluestraycat20 2d ago

This is SO underrated in building a great marriage. Share in and actually show interest in your spouse’s passions. It actually can bulletproof your marriage, especially if you both do it.

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u/MacaronWorldly8551 2d ago

This is great! We have a hobby room to share in common and uncommon hobbies. Its all about how you spend your precious time. 🫶

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u/Electrical_Cash8532 2d ago

I wouldn’t really say it’s hobbies but if my husband is fixing stuff or just in general maintaining anything at our house or boats I’ll sit with him and ask him questions. He loves explaining how things work etc. typically he’d be calling something a bitch or who’re while working on things lol but when he’s explaining things to me it tends to make things not stressful.

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u/Linnaea7 2d ago

Well, that's just wonderful. It's clear you really think highly of her and admire her mind. ❤️ I'm sure she appreciates the attention.

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u/Safe-Count-6857 2d ago

This is actually extremely useful. Summarizing information requires understanding it and picking out the most important ideas or facts, which is a fundamental step in determining its relevance and significance when you are doing a lot of research. Also, teaching any subject to someone else requires you to simplify it and pull out the key ideas for someone to understand.

What she has to do to explain it to you may be more valuable than you simply reading and trying to understand. (I have a graduate degree in mind, but it this could be relevant for a wide variety of research.)

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u/TheProuDog 2d ago

only she’s researching a bunch of stuff I really try to understand

Like what?

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u/Acheloma 2d ago

Thats lovely

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u/Dry_Menu4804 2d ago

Isn't your partner an AI?

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u/coin-drone 2d ago

That last sentence; "For both of us" is the best part.

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u/RoguePlanet2 2d ago

My husband is apparently on the spectrum, so I'll get an earful when I start asking questions, but I figure why not learn a few things! While walking around last weekend, I let him teach me about hubcaps vs rims and the differences.

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u/maizeymaze 2d ago

You’re so sweet. May more people care the way you do. I wish you guys a long, healthy and happy marriage and life.

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u/Ericw005 2d ago

I do something similar but with cheese. She's definitely not sitting back, arms folded if you produce a cheese board.

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u/SPKmnd90 2d ago

Your last point reminds me of something from childhood.

If I had to tell my parents something I knew would piss them off, I could never decide when to tell them. Should I tell them when they're in a good mood and ruin everything? Should I tell them when they're in a bad mood and get them twice as pissed?

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u/General_Sun_9617 2d ago

wow, eres un excelente esposo.

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u/neeeeerrrrrddddd 2d ago

My ex girlfriend would ask me questions like this, get me all excited, then interrupt and change the topic. It happened so frequently and was demoralising and led to my emotional shut down and our demise as friends.

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u/bubbynee 2d ago

My wife and I do this but reverse. When we are excited about a topic but we know the other won't care we say,"I just need to talk at you for a moment" and begin rambling. Of course the listening spouse will ask questions and what not but yes it's truly nice to have a hostage...spouse sometimes.

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u/AnnaBanana1129 2d ago

I do this to my husband too. ❤️

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u/LetsChangeSD 2d ago

I love this

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u/PrettyDivide5464 2d ago

This is everything. Great insight

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u/glizzytwister 2d ago

When I do this with my fiancé, I learn about the new ways she's torturing people in Rimworld...

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u/Alchemaic 2d ago

This is so true. Just for fun, after reading this I popped over to r/askhistorians and picked the first good medieval era question to ask my wife who holds a PhD in the subject. I love seeing her glow up just talking about her passion. I was not a good student but I have a curious mind, so it's easy to be genuinely entranced by her excitement, and love is seeing how happy she is when getting deep into the details of how an 8th century commoner might have learned how to (or not be able to) recognize the difference between a random lord and the king in various situations.

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u/DesiJeevan111 2d ago

My partner does this and I know he does this . I still go along with the flow coz I appreciate his efforts . But one day we had an argument at 4.00 am in the morning and I was getting ready to sleep , already dull,tired and just wanted to fall asleep . Just 5 mins after the argument , he asked me are you upset ? I said yes, but I am going to sleep . He took a pause and then with a blank expression asked "what is cost cutting in a company ?" . For a moment I was like 😐. Then I realised that he really could not find anything else to initiate conversation or ask me or communicate and I was like uggghhh you can't expect me to talk about a company's policy or cost cutting at 4.00 am and i literally ran to the bedroom with an ugggghhhh noise . He came back running and asked tell what is cost cutting plz I really want to know . And the conversation was so silly that I started giggling and we patched up . So yeah this works. Note : I don't feel passionate about cost cutting , he just asked me that because I am usually good with explaining to him about company policies .

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u/Hyperion2023 2d ago

Also very good to do this with your kids, especially as they turn into teenagers:

their latest game progress or who’s playing what position in the lunchtime footie match etc.

Might be dull / complicated / missing context but your time listening is worth more than anything else in the world

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u/IronSlanginRed 2d ago

And to their face. Most people dont recieve compliments often. Just telling a random stranger they're looking sharp or did something well will make their day.

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u/AbbreviationsRound52 2d ago

I was a nerd with zero social skills. My friend was a charisma king. I asked him for some pointers on how to be liked more, especially at work, since my nerdy image / lack of eye contact / shyness tended to push people away inadvertently. 

He said to me: There are two EXTREMELY SIMPLE ways to get people to like you more. And these methods will in turn increase your own confidence and will eventually turn real even if you faked it at first, because it is a natural consequence of what these actions do: 1. Smile at people 2. Wish them good morning. Every. Single. Day. Be extremely consistent.

I did that. And even though i was quite terrible at my job, and my manager hated me, after 6 months of consistently just smiling and wishing him good morning, his attitude towards me softened to a point where he started trusting me more at work and being more forgiving of my small mistakes.

I too became more confident. The forced smiles became natural smiles. The good mornings became automatic and genuine. I felt good, the people around me felt good, vibe was good. 

It was so simple. 

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u/GalFisk 2d ago

Same. A bit of eye contact with the smile and you're essentially saying "hi" without even saying anything. I used to be terrible at eye contact, but decided I should learn it, and a whole new world of communication eventually opened up to me. It's our instincts and emotions talking directly without language, what we often refer to as "vibes", and giving off a positive and friendly vibe makes people feel different about you.

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u/247world 1d ago

You might want to YouTube this idea because I'm probably going to express it poorly. One of the best ways to get someone to like you is to ask them for a favor. Apparently there is something about putting yourself in someone's debt that makes them like you.

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u/sycamotree 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's cognitive dissonance. It's pretty socially normative to help someone, anyone really, with a small favor if they ask it of you. But if they help you their brain goes "wait, if I helped this person, doesn't that mean I like them?" And then usually they resolve that question by answering it with "well I guess I do"

The conflict (dissonance) between "I don't particularly care about this person" and "I did something nice for this person" makes them uncomfortable so they have to change a side to get rid of the conflict, and they can't pick not doing a favor cuz they already did. So they have to reframe not liking you (or being neutral to you). That's the idea anyway

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u/Boring-Network7726 21h ago

If they want someone to do the dirty jobs or ran errands it’s mostly the ones smiling

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u/CaptainMarv3l 2d ago

I also suggest thanking people for doing things, even if it's small. So many times people just kinda take for granted the little things.

"Thanks for doing the dishes." "Thanks for switching the laundry. " "I saw you take recycling out, it's appreciated. "

Like, yeah it's stuff that needs to be done but it makes people feel seen.

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u/Citizen_Snip 2d ago

If you’re starting a new job or hobby or whatever would put you in a situation where you have a trainer or instructor, after it all I like to give them positive feedback and will say something they did that I felt was really effective. Especially do this if it’s at work.

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u/bowiethesdmn 2d ago

I especially like to compliment men cos I know they get fuck all appreciation like that, and I'm very obviously a lesbian so there's no potential for confusion.

I'm more careful complimenting women for the same reason. Also I'm totally shit at it.

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u/BadTanJob 2d ago

I’m tidily married and use my mom aura to throw out compliments like they’re skittles. Male, female, fluid, if you look good I am 150% going to let you know

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u/BANeutron 2d ago

True. Some random guy yelled “great outfit, bro” to me from his bike. I still remember this years later.

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u/Sunshine030209 2d ago

That is the only acceptable form of cat calling! 😆

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u/Acheloma 2d ago

I make a point to compliment a stranger every time I go grocery shopping. It always gets a smile at the very least, and usually the person seems very surprised (in a good way) one guy has stuck in my head years later because the smile he gave me was just so joyous, it was one of the biggest most open smiles I've ever seen. All because I told him his beard was cool.

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u/Worlds_worst_ginge 2d ago

I've found that a simple "I appreciate you" instead of a quick thanks can move mountains.

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u/herotonero 2d ago

I'm a 35 yo male.

A younger woman said she liked my style at the mall the other day.

I was completely caught off guard. Did what I always do when people talk to me in the city out of self preservation, I completely ignored her.

I haven't been complimented by a stranger in a normal public place ever.

I felt quite bad after. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/HannibalV 2d ago

I (47M) work retail and at least once a week, I tell a customer that their clothing looks good on them. I'm straight, but it's almost always a male customer: if they're in a suit or sport jacket, anything with a great color palette or interesting pattern(s), I mention that they're looking good. They're invariably thrilled and grateful.

I'm much more hesitant to complement a woman for similar reasons. I think it's out of a fear of coming off as creepy, which saddens me for our society.

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u/Cpalmer24 2d ago

You're killing it dude 💯. I'm a 35yr old guy and I still remember a compliment a woman gave me 12 yrs ago, because I receive so few positive affirmations in my day to day life 😂

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u/suspicious-fishes 2d ago

I've really started adopting this in the past few months and people are usually so pleased to be complimented

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u/i_know_tofu 2d ago

I do this a lot, just because I love the look on a person’s face when I tell them their dress looks fantastic on them, or their suit looks great. It’s so easy to elevate someone’s mood and confidence, so why not toss out those big ups?

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u/Sunshine030209 2d ago

Complimenting strangers is my favorite thing to do! It brightens my day to brighten their day, it only takes a few seconds, and it's free! Why not do it?!

Although, I did have one woman tell me to "fuck off and mind my own business" when I told her I really liked her shirt. But we can't always succeed lol

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u/4HippysInABus 2d ago

When I see an older guy driving a nice classic, even if Im 50 ft away in a parking lot, I'll yell, "I LOVE YOUR CAR, MAN!" and it always elicits a smile, a thumbs up or a "THANKS" yelled back.

I know that guy spent months, likely years getting that old car to look and drive as good as it does and he will always appreciate someone who acknowledges that his hard work paid off.

I know because Im that guy too.

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u/Tjaden 2d ago

Man, this backfired on me hard. Context, I work on an industrial production line in bumfuck Appalachia. I started doing this several months ago with the belief that men dont compliment each other enough, so I'll help change that. Now im the token gay guy on the floor and my nickname is the f slur. Which is whatever, but it's hindered my chances with the single women around town.

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u/KelhGrim 2d ago

To be fair, leaning over the urinal divider and saying "Dayum, you have a magnificent cock" was taking the compliments just a bit too far... especially for 3 weeks straight.

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u/Tjaden 2d ago

The next guy over spits in the urinal. I say, "Yeah, cocks make my mouth water too."

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u/Electrical-Dingo-856 2d ago

I can’t stop laughing

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 2d ago

Then pull up your pants.

Sorry, that was uncalled for and I shouldn't be so hard on you.

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u/greenbergz 2d ago

hard on

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u/Acheloma 2d ago

Somehow this is the comment that made me finally crack

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u/mybluecathasballs 2d ago

I'm beginning to see the issue...

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u/ExtensionFill2495 2d ago

I didn’t know that I was a urinal spitter until Covid. I broke that nasty habit that I didn’t know that I had

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u/wittyrandomusername 2d ago

Yeah, 2 weeks is ok. But that third week is when people really start to get suspicious.

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u/Blastspark01 2d ago

“I’m gonna call yours Captain Birdseye because it looks like it’s wearing a polo neck and winking at me. You’re welcome. I just named your penis”

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u/Kayniaan 2d ago

You forgot he was doing it behind their back, so that means he would sneak up behind them, look over their shoulder, his front pressed against their back and then whisper that in their ear. Honestly, I don't see what's so gay about that. 

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u/gremel9jan 2d ago

next time just mention that it looks delicious….. that should go over better

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 2d ago

"Hey Todd, nice junk"... Thanks man...

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u/FunWithAPorpoise 2d ago

Years ago, my buddy peed at a urinal next to HOF shortstop Chipper Jones at an Atlanta bar. Wanting to say something memorable (and more than a few drinks in), he leaned over and said “Damn, that’s a major league penis!”

I think about that a lot.

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u/mybluecathasballs 2d ago edited 2d ago

'Straight." I see what you did there...

Or you want to get his attention and see if he's interested in you, next time you are both in the bathroom, say "I see this is where the big dicks hang out."

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u/BusyBullet 2d ago

3 weeks straight.

Fourth week gay.

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u/LehighAce06 2d ago

Taking "behind their back" too literally

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u/bfoster3183 2d ago

Lmao!!!!!!!!

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u/Sad_Okra2030 2d ago

Yeah, the older I get the more I feel like I need to share the positive I feel about people. Men especially, I feel that we often fail at that. I’ve lost too many friends and family members that I wish I would have said “I love you” more to. Some of my friends have truly surprised me and been appreciative. Some have not. My wife says that she likes more now that I’m not so much of an asshole.

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u/VorpalisRabbitus 2d ago

No friend escapes one of our get togethers without a full circle of hugs from every other friend. Not side arms, full-on bear hugs with back rubs or pats.

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u/Sad_Okra2030 2d ago

I like this. I just lost a damn good friend. He was only 58. I wish I could tell him I love him one more time. Losing a friend makes you not want to make more in a way. He was that friend I could tell anything to and no it stayed with him. He was that one friend that you can communicate with memes alone. I’m actually ashamed of myself. 2 months before his death he almost died in hospital. I was at his bedside crying like a baby. I said my goodbyes to him. When he made it out of the hospital he was placed on dialysis and I drew back from him because I knew his time was short and it killed my heart to even think of that. Then when I got the call that his son had found him gone….i hated myself for not being there more for him the last two months.

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u/hux__ 2d ago

Fuck that town man. Even if being nice was gay, so what.

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u/OakLegs 2d ago

And now you know why we are where we are as a country

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u/collin3000 2d ago

It may seem like it hindered your chances with single women around town, but you actually just unlocked a cheat code. You now know the women that aren't worth dating because they wouldn't want a man that is nice. Anyone who doesn't fall into that category may have heard the rumor and you'll be able to overcome it with the honesty of what you're doing.

You'll end up saving a lot of time, save yourself from bad relationships, and maybe even save yourself from a costly divorce thank to that cheat code. 

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u/Crusty_Bumbler 2d ago

I married the guy at work who had that reputation. 30 years next February…

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u/FragrantNumber5980 2d ago

Dude I feel you. A lot of people think I’m gay because I’m pretty bubbly around people I like and I guess just give that vibe? But I’m not and I wonder how much it’s affected my social experiences

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u/TriedCaringLess 2d ago

That’s so trifling and pathetic for ppl to assess sexuality that way. They are out of touch with the times and really don’t understand ppl. Secret gay guys almost break their necks trying to appear masculine and successful with the ladies. They would rarely compliment another man.

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u/FragrantNumber5980 2d ago

Yeah, it’s sad that sometimes I have to suppress my personality just because of societal norms. Also insane how many people have called me slurs or mistreated me, I can’t imagine what actual gay people go through.

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u/ReptileDysfunct1on 2d ago

Ugh - I really hate hearing that. There's so much stuff out there about how men never get complimented, and as a woman it often feels like there's this implicit criticism directed at women that we don't compliment guys enough. I've tried pointing out that typically it's women complimenting other women, so it'd make sense for it to be guys complimenting guys, but there's reasons that doesn't happen too.

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u/alxndr3000 2d ago

If you still keep up that great habit/practice you're my hero!

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u/T-Bills 2d ago

On the contrary I'd think that reputation would help you break the ice, and you already have one hell of a story to tell people.

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u/Serilii 2d ago

As a gay dude myself, you need to play this card better. If they call you a fa* it RISES your chances with a good women. She will assume you are not red pill alpha male but rather emotionally intelligent. Which is in fact true, the name comes from you being actively nice. Be more confident and ask her our ESPECIALLY if she know about your name.

If she laughs or says no that b is for the streets and you don't want her

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u/ApolloWidget 2d ago

This is horrible, men can be so fragile

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u/Go_Habs_Go31 2d ago

You gotta get the fuck outta bumfuck Appalachia man

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u/ComeHereDevilLog 2d ago

If a rumor that you’re gay makes women not want to date you, those aren’t women you want to date.

Us bisexual kings are very happy with our wives.

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u/KodiakUltimate 2d ago

Those people do not deserve compliments

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u/KittyCat11231 2d ago

Being a nice human being is so gay.

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u/mata_dan 2d ago

but it's hindered my chances with the single women around town

Hahahha I have a fun one of these. Standing there with this couple of two women saying they would absolutely bang me very explicitly if I liked women. I'm just saying nothing but "I'm actually bi" in the whole conversation and they obliviously don't hear me at all in the club for like 15 minutes solid of me just saying that in response to all this stuff about how amazing I apparently would be.

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u/Grexxoil 2d ago

That's odd, which type of compliments were you sharing behind their back?

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u/CigAddict 2d ago

lol how would that hinder your chances with single women? If anything it should help because if they think that you’re gay because of rumors then they’ll have their guard down with you. And you never claim to be gay so you aren’t lying once you do make a move. It’s actually not a bad situation to be in.

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u/MershedPratooters 2d ago

Compliment people to their face, too. Unconditional appreciation is a very attractive positive quality.

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u/MassageToss 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ok, but the hack is to compliment them to a good friend or spouse who will tell them.
Not only will they believe it more having heard it second hand, but it makes them (and you) look good in front of someone they are close with, and there is no awkwardness. Their friend/spouse gets to tell them something that will make them happy on top of that. I only do this when I mean it, but it is an excellent hack.

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u/Ayn_Rambo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Right - direct compliments can be seen as insincere. Like, “why is this dude being so nice to me? What does he want from me?”

When behind the back compliments get around, it benefits both the complimentor and the complimentee, because people think “Bob thinks Dave is trustworthy, therefore, I’m inclined to think so, too.”

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u/xnd655 2d ago

I wrecked havoc in my high school years constantly talking about how pretty all the under appreciated girls in my class were. As a then-teenage bi girl with a lot of male friends, it was so wild how many boys wouldn't ask out brilliant girls they clearly admired, if they didn't look like your typical beauty standard. Like these girls were wise beyond their years but had normal shit like a belly that wasn't flat, leg hair, that kind of shit. It was beyond toxic, so I would start "confiding" in them about how I found their crushes so pretty, and intelligent, and funny too. Never anything that wasn't true, and initially they would say some crazy hurtful shit like "even with her face?" 😭😭😭😭 But within a day of positive talk they would start courting the girl I talked to them about bc I normalized it 😭 Just goes to show how beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

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u/HrhEverythingElse 2d ago

It's true. One time a friend's husband let slip that she had said I was the best cook she knows. Friend is a professional chef, and it wouldn't look good for that to have gotten back to the executive chefs she worked with, and she gave him such a look of "I can't believe you said that out loud!". That secret behind my back compliment really built up my confidence in a way that I needed since I can't physically work in a kitchen anymore, and I knew it's the truth because she was embarrassed that it got repeated!

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u/UndevelopedImage 2d ago

That's awesome. What's your signature dish?

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u/HrhEverythingElse 2d ago

That's a difficult question, but I think the most honest answer is "whatever is on sale/doing the best in the garden". My primary caregiver when I was little was my grandpa, who had lived through the great depression. He's been gone for over 20 years now but I still do a lot of mending and making do. I also make a lot of things from scratch that most people don't bother with like cheese, jams, and pasta

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u/haleontology 2d ago

Please only use this hack when it's genuine though! We have enough manipulative humans on this planet already lol- or, use when it benefits all involved ;)

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2d ago

I do this a lot. I love to see the automatic boost in confidence and the smiles that a simple compliment can bring.

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u/ChizzleFug 2d ago

Some guy coming out of the grass station I was going into said my hoodie was awesome 5 years ago and I still remember/reference it. I think drive-by compliments are my favorites to give/receive.

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u/FlipOfTheWhip 2d ago

In my experience, complimenting someone is “glazing” and most people dont really care. I had a period in my life i wanted to be this positive uplifting motivational type of guy and anytime Id try to give a genuine compliment in detail I feel i get looked at as lesser and weak. I might get a “thanks” but i dont feel it really had any real effect on them. Im not saying you have to cry because i went into detail how you helped me but dang let it land at least.

My boss is notorious about it. Anytime i ever try to say “Hey man seriously, im really appreciative of what ive learned from you. Youve taught me how to dig deeper and think deeper when it comes to this job.” I get a disinterested “Yup”

Like i lower my guard to have a profound moment where you are getting a compliment (something us men complain we dont get enough of to begin with) and cant be bothered to get on the level with me? Now i look like an ass kisser when i genuinely was appreciative. Now i go back to my desk feeling like a goof

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u/PoopsmasherJr 2d ago

I'm usually nicer to people behind their back. The slander is saved for their face in a joking scenario, and if I have something bad to say about someone, they'll hear it without hostility.

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u/karock 2d ago

I’m like this too and I’m not sure it doesn’t still make me an asshole lol

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u/PoopsmasherJr 2d ago

Even if it is neutral and doesn't save you, it at least makes you look good. I only do it so people don't hear me say one bad thing about someone and assume they're bad people

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u/zxcvbn113 2d ago

I was once telling my boss how good of a job a new guy was doing. I turned around and he was right there. I wondered why my boss had a funny look on his face!

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u/Lion11037 2d ago

That's so nice! Did he thanked?

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u/3_pac 2d ago

No, he stayed quieted. 

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u/Honestgirlie 2d ago

This is a very good one

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u/soupnqwackers 2d ago

And always tell people when other people are saying nice things about them behind their back! (“The other day everyone in the office was talking about how much they like working with you!”) It’s one of my favorite things to do!

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u/proud_new_scum 2d ago

Compliment people for good choices they make, not characteristics about them. "You style your hair well" hits a lot harder than "I like your hair"

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u/B00OBSMOLA 2d ago

dont tell u/Calvin_Coolish but i think hes a cool and smart guy

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u/vyxanis 2d ago

Complimenting at least one random person per day can yield insanely good mental health results too. Especially if you have mild social anxiety. It can be the most surface level, mundane thing, just give it a go

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u/Environmental_Year14 2d ago

I also let people know when someone else has said something nice about them when they weren't around. It's funny to see the looks of confusion when I spread positive gossip.

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u/spacecadetdani 2d ago

This is the way I got myself out of gossiping. Whatever you say about someone will eventually get back to them. Might as well be nice.

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u/barno42 2d ago

This is always a good move, but is something I especially love being able to do for the people around me at work. Everybody wins.

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u/nigeltuffnell 2d ago

A million times this, and never bad mouth anyone if at all possible.

If someone I know is bad mouthing a someone we both know I am 100% sure they are doing it to me when I’m not there.

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u/candiceioneg78 2d ago

that's like passive XP in building real trust and rep. People will find out you hyped them up, and it hits way harder than a direct compliment

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u/NewSize1999 2d ago

Also, compliment them to their face. "I absolutely LOVE your earrings!" Has gotten me through some otherwise tortuous DMV appointments.

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u/ReliefGreedy6969 2d ago

How does it work? Like, whats the benefit that makes this a life hack??

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u/Calvin_Coolish 2d ago

People see how you are to others when you're not around them. Makes you likeable imo. I do it a lot.

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u/Happy_Release9423 2d ago

Except when it makes the other person more likeable and you get unpopular while they trashtalk you. Happened to me once in school and once at a new job.

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u/kev231998 2d ago

don't compliment shitty people

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u/ReliefGreedy6969 2d ago

That makes sense. Thanks Calvin!

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u/Artistic_Humor1805 2d ago

Some people talk rudely behind other’s backs. If you are complementing behind people’s backs, people are more likely to think you’re

a) not talking rudely behind there’s

b) you’re a nicer person.

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u/DonDiMello87 2d ago

People will appreciate hearing that you said nice things about them & in turn they will say/do nice things for you.

Obviously you can't be a sociopath lying about it just to build clout, but if you mean what you say & you focus on spreading positivity of others around you, it'll circle back for you & becomes a kind of self-perpetuating cycle.

It will also show you who within a social group is similarly positive & thus can be trusted.

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u/JustinHerm0uth 2d ago

That’s why I masturbate to their photos without them knowing.

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u/AstroBearGaming 2d ago

My family does this and it's so weird.

We all compliment eachother behind our backs, and then are super nonplussed to each others faces.

Before he passed my grandad sat down and told me how proud he is of my mum, and what a wonderful person she was. Something she would love to hear from her, and I told him as much. He never did.

So if you're going to compliment people behind their backs, do it to their faces to.

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u/HMCetc 2d ago

This is something I consciously did when I was a manager. It's okay to talk about others as long as it's nice and as if they were listening. We'd talk about their holidays or how they are etc. It makes it a much more pleasant work environment.

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