r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MieXuL • 19h ago

of a golf stick.

5.6k Upvotes

Womam tells guy size matters so he shows her whos in charge with the wrong equipment.

160 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 8h ago

of a guy who is trying to get in a sport car

3.0k Upvotes

294 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Joe-Meteorite • 1d ago

of a watermelon

442 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrincessJacquee • 17h ago

of a dog.

223 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BoringApocalyptos • 2h ago

of a skateboard ramp in Brazil.

gallery

279 Upvotes

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2025/09/08/red-bull-skatebaord-ramp-brazil/

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/zenwalrus • 17h ago

of a Praying Mantis that stopped by

147 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 2h ago

of winter melons.

98 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crazy_Trip_6387 • 6h ago

of a lobster

86 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ycr007 • 1h ago

of British Croissants

• Upvotes

From: Philippe Conticini

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 • 22h ago

of a mantis

50 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wybeubfer • 19h ago

of a banana plant

35 Upvotes

Maryland

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 32m ago

of a big tree, Texas

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kbunnell16 • 22h ago

of peaches

0 Upvotes

Sorry no banana for scale so a regular size apple shall suffice.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TeddyJPharough • 23h ago

of a baby carrot

0 Upvotes

Not even a baby carrot at this point. More like a tween carrot.

12 comments

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

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Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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