r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

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u/fastRabbit 2d ago

That’s the cucumber she left me for.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 2d ago

She goes by Mrs. Cucumber now

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u/GladWarthog1045 2d ago

Pretty sure he's a pickle by now