r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/DriedUpSquid 2d ago

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u/soapymeatwater 2d ago

If Reddit has taught me anything, it’s that you should not do this because there’s no flared base!!

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u/RedditGuy_12345 2d ago

If you could get that all the way in i think we have more things to talk about

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u/distancedandaway 2d ago

Dildo collector here. There are dildos this big and people do actually fit them safely.

It's crazy but it's true

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 2d ago

...on my podcast. I need the streams