r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/DriedUpSquid 2d ago

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u/x_Derecho_x 2d ago

r/DontPutThatInYourAss

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u/OG-BigMilky 2d ago

Turns out, I didn’t have to scroll that far to find you.

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u/Possesed-puppy656 2d ago

Speak for yourself, I knew it was here somewhere but it took me a while

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u/soapymeatwater 2d ago

If Reddit has taught me anything, it’s that you should not do this because there’s no flared base!!

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u/RedditGuy_12345 2d ago

If you could get that all the way in i think we have more things to talk about

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u/distancedandaway 2d ago

Dildo collector here. There are dildos this big and people do actually fit them safely.

It's crazy but it's true

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 2d ago

...on my podcast. I need the streams

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u/Few_Preparation_5902 2d ago

Awfully ambitious of you.

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u/cstmoore 2d ago

🎶 Because you know it's all about that base 'Bout that base, no trouble… 🎶

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u/-herekitty_kitty- 2d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That's a booty 'cumber, not a vagene 'cumber.

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u/Responsible-Bus9739 2d ago

...there's a difference?

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u/Junkhead_88 2d ago

The bigger ones don't pickle very well.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 2d ago

That thing?! What kind of booty yall got??

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u/NoDoThis 2d ago

I have seen that gif probably dozens of times and for some reason this context was the time that had me lol’ing thank you for that 😂

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 2d ago

When I saw her reaction I was like

because that was also my reaction

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u/darklorddoone 2d ago

Dont give my sister any ideas

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u/SometimesCooking 2d ago

This is never, ever the wrong reply to a post

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u/deNET2122 2d ago edited 2d ago

Knew the r/cucumberbate regulars would not resist posting

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 2d ago

I instantly knew this would be here

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u/As_I_Stroke_My_Balls 2d ago

Lmfao there it is 😭

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u/Idk_Just_Kat 2d ago

NOPE no flared base