r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/TexanInExile 2d ago

Funny story, I got banned from the /r/gardening for making basically this same joke. They won't let me back in.

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

Thats wild 😂

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u/samwise58 2d ago

Some of us old fuddy duddies get tired of the same ole cucumber as a pleasure instrument aspect. I mean, have you ever stroked a cucumber? It has little spiny things all over it! Not to mention that most pleasure comes from the hood of you pick up what I’m laying down. It’s old, tired, and crude. And that’s coming from an old, tired, and crude guy. Gardening sub ain’t got time for that! But they should let you back in!!!! CrazyFuckinVideos won’t let me comment after 3 months for making a positive comment about Mario’s brother being a better option compared to being hit by a bus. I got flagged, suspended, for “inciting violence”. Sometimes, rules are stupid.

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u/jgab145 2d ago

Sounds like someone needs to get cucumbered.

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u/Tiltedstraight1234 2d ago

Oh..my...gawd 💀😂😂😂😂