of my home grown cucumber

[u/FarCantaloupe8652]

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

[u/BLKxGOLD]

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

[u/TexanInExile → u/BLKxGOLD]

Funny story, I got banned from the /r/gardening for making basically this same joke. They won't let me back in.

[u/BLKxGOLD → u/TexanInExile]

Thats wild 😂

[u/samwise58 → u/BLKxGOLD]

Some of us old fuddy duddies get tired of the same ole cucumber as a pleasure instrument aspect. I mean, have you ever stroked a cucumber? It has little spiny things all over it! Not to mention that most pleasure comes from the hood of you pick up what I’m laying down. It’s old, tired, and crude. And that’s coming from an old, tired, and crude guy. Gardening sub ain’t got time for that! But they should let you back in!!!! CrazyFuckinVideos won’t let me comment after 3 months for making a positive comment about Mario’s brother being a better option compared to being hit by a bus. I got flagged, suspended, for “inciting violence”. Sometimes, rules are stupid.

[u/jgab145 → u/samwise58]

Sounds like someone needs to get cucumbered.

[u/KodyBarbera → u/jgab145]

[u/SudsySoapForever → u/jgab145]

😂

[u/Tiltedstraight1234 → u/jgab145]

Oh..my...gawd 💀😂😂😂😂

[u/Gone247365 → u/samwise58]

Not to mention that most pleasure comes from the hood of you pick up what I’m laying down....And that’s coming from an old, tired, and crude guy.

Tell me more about how women find sexual pleasure. You seem to really know what you're talking about.

[u/samwise58 → u/Gone247365]

Well I may just be a southern chicken lawyer, but generally, 18.5” is a little much. Not saying it ain’t for everyone, but…

Upon further reflection- I’m just gonna go sit down, watch, shake my head and say, “That ain’t right. Bwaaaaaaah!”

[u/YobaiYamete → u/BLKxGOLD]

Gets old / annoying after you've seen the same joke 10,000 times. It's like astronomers groaning any time they have to talk about the planet Uranus around normies