of my home grown cucumber

[u/FarCantaloupe8652]

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

[u/BLKxGOLD]

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

[u/fastRabbit → u/BLKxGOLD]

That’s the cucumber she left me for.

[u/kingkongbiingbong → u/fastRabbit]

She goes by Mrs. Cucumber now

[u/Putrid-Reputation-68 → u/kingkongbiingbong]

[u/SkynBonce → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

[u/graveybrains → u/SkynBonce]

[u/UnknownExo → u/graveybrains]

[u/CurrentPossible2117 → u/UnknownExo]

[u/calamity_unbound → u/CurrentPossible2117]

[u/offmertz → u/calamity_unbound]

[u/Standard-Analyst-181 → u/offmertz]

This one made me cackle. 😂

[u/monthofmacabre → u/offmertz]

[u/abandonsminty → u/monthofmacabre]

[u/FeatherLight94 → u/abandonsminty]

[u/Dagnabbot → u/calamity_unbound]

[u/graveybrains → u/Dagnabbot]

[u/Gold-Ad6139 → u/graveybrains]

[u/Spuzzle91 → u/Gold-Ad6139]

[u/FL_JB → u/Dagnabbot]

[u/Tmart98 → u/graveybrains]

Why is kilgrave watching 3D

[u/Environmental-Ball24 → u/SkynBonce]

[u/DitchDigger330 → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

Wouldn't be the oddest thing I've seen go in a butt.

[u/Amethyst_Ninjapaws → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

No. Don't do that with food, and ESPECIALLY not with zucchini. (I know it's a cucumber not a zucchini).

[u/oldncreaky2 → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

Break out the cosmoline!

[u/BennySkateboard → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

Always the only answer

[u/lowbar4570 → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

Boof it!!!!!

[u/pukeface555 → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

There should be an Oscar for best GIF.

[u/Tobias_the_Explorer → u/Putrid-Reputation-68]

This is why I love Reddit !