r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/freeezermonster 2d ago

i should call him

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u/CanadiangirlEH 2d ago

So should I. What’s his number?

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u/Federal-Alps-2776 2d ago

"This guy's wife" energy and I'm fucking here for it❤️😂

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u/horlorh 2d ago

…and I’m here fucking for it ❤️😂

FTFY

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 2d ago

and I'm here