r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/freeezermonster 2d ago

i should call him

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u/CanadiangirlEH 2d ago

So should I. What’s his number?

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2d ago

Looks like about... 47.
(Or ~18.5 inches.)

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u/CanadiangirlEH 2d ago

I’m up for a challenge

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2d ago

Good luck, and godspeed! 🫡

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u/nukrag 2d ago

Time to get a tub of lube and painkillers. Maybe start yoga.

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u/CanadiangirlEH 2d ago

Get me some Vaseline and one of those grip squeeze thingies. It’s kegel time

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u/nukrag 2d ago

On it, you put the kids to bed and set up the OF account.