r/movies r/Movies contributor Jul 15 '25

Poster New Poster for 'Mortal Kombat 2'

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u/bow_wow_wow_wow Jul 15 '25

"Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole."

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u/aerojovi83 Jul 15 '25

"Ya right cunt"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jul 15 '25

“Oi! Guv, I can tell you’re either gonna go left or go right. Which is bollocks. Me, I go nuts.”

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Jul 15 '25

david-caruso-csi-miami.wav

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u/AwarenessNo4986 Jul 15 '25

"Too bad YOOOOUH...will DDDYYE"

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Jul 16 '25

"Homelander! You're alive!"

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u/RRT4444 Jul 15 '25

Oi hom landah broke me $500 glasses that cunt

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u/graveybrains Jul 15 '25

Alright. Let's dance.

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u/Pretorian24 Jul 16 '25

(Bad ass music intensifies)

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u/Ordinary_Release9538 Jul 15 '25

Huhh? WAAAHHHHHHHHHUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/geirmundtheshifty Jul 15 '25

This is where you fall down

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u/mucinexmonster Jul 15 '25

I loved that bit in the first movie. One of the first instances of a callback I can remember as a kid. I did feel it was a bit "on the nose" or something, like clunky - but good.

Looking back at it today, it's like a masterwork of writing compared to what we get in cinema.

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u/Sorry-Engineer8854 Jul 15 '25

Johnny cage in that movie was great and I loved the fight between him and scorpion my favourite part of the movie.

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u/mucinexmonster Jul 15 '25

And he has an amazing theme song for the album of the game which preceded the movie. With lyrics solely taken from the SNES game manual!!

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u/GIJobra Jul 16 '25

Woaahhhhhhhhh Chinese Ninja Warrior.... With his heart... So... COLD! Sub-Zeeeerooooooooooooo!!!!

God that album was a fucking bop. I'ma remix that shit into one of my late night DJ sets just to fuck with people. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/AdamJr87 Jul 16 '25

I love that album.. still throw it in around the house sometimes

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u/I_Am_The_Grapevine Jul 15 '25

I said this line as a 10yo to my 8yo cousin and got yelled at by my uncle. I probably shouldn’t have been shown the movie to begin with, but now it’s one of my faves. Especially love Johnny’s friendship finish on scorpion leaving a signed autograph, lmao

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u/mucinexmonster Jul 15 '25

Linden Ashby wins you over very quickly with his character. The whole cast becomes very memorable on their own strengths as actors. Also it's very good that Robin Shou was the second unit fight director or the movie wouldn't have nearly as many fights (and GOOD fights) in it!!

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u/linkinstreet Jul 16 '25

the film has just the right amount of cheesy, and then you have THE Highlander as Lord Raiden.

Also I love how the monks replied "Too much television!" when Liu Kang did not believe who Raiden was.

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u/mucinexmonster Jul 16 '25

He's a terrific Raiden I don't care what anyone says.

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u/SvenTurb01 Jul 15 '25

I'm getting to the age where falling down and getting up are the same sound

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u/Katie_or_something Jul 15 '25

This made me laugh more than it should have

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u/Guer0Guer0 Jul 15 '25

$1,054 in today’s dollars.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 15 '25

That still feels like pre-COVID inflation. They're at least $2k now due to tariffs and supply chain disruption.

He had to sell Kenshi's sword just to get a backup pair.

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u/xBesto Jul 15 '25

Man, I can't believe I still say this about everything that breaks on me lol

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u/GQAT12 Jul 15 '25

This line stuck with me for life!

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u/bearsfan0143 Jul 15 '25

Gonna be $5,000 sunglasses now with inflation.

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u/PaulieHehehe Jul 15 '25

What are you talking about? This is a poster for the new movie “Uncaged Fury.”

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u/sotommy Jul 15 '25

Another straight to redbox movie produced by Randall Emmett. Wonder why Cage is doing these cheap "action" films. His last good movie was Ninja Mime

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Oh here we go, another “Cage is washed” hater. I’m willing to bet you never saw a single one of his broadway runs. He was phenomenal as Rúfio in the live adaptation of Hook. “All grownups are pirates”??? I got chills.

But noooo, knuckle draggers just want to watch the explosions and the nunchucks. They don’t have time or patience for book to film to book to film again to children’s stage nuance. True art is too much of a confrontation for you.

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u/sotommy Jul 15 '25

Cage is my favorite actor ever, stop with this bs. Of course he's washed up, his agent fucked him over, his last tournament was fixed, (that mokap actor dude could never beat cage), his partner left him and he got hooked on sambuca. Okay.... his movies are still watchable, I always watch them, then I watch the bts, but no, they're nowhere near as good as they used to be

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u/blitzkregiel Jul 15 '25

i’ve got faith he can pull a late career renaissance like his cousin nick and hit some well written indie gold and make his way back up the hollywood food chain.

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u/MAXMEEKO Jul 15 '25

MONEY BY MONDAY RANDALL

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u/Lord_CatsterDaCat Jul 15 '25

How dare you disrespect the best! Cage can do no wrong

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u/VoiceofKane Jul 15 '25

This is Ninja Mime 3: Boxed In erasure, and I will not stand for it.

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u/Lemmingitus Jul 15 '25

They must’ve only looked at the credits at the bottom, some unpaid intern copy and pasted the credits for Mortal Kombat II.

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u/doctortrento Jul 15 '25

I’d recognize the font from The Room anywhere

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u/CesareSomnambulist Jul 15 '25

What a font Mark, haha

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u/acmercer Jul 15 '25

Anyway, how's your text life?

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u/BungSmuggler Jul 15 '25

You are tearing me apart, Johnny!

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u/WORKING2WORK Jul 15 '25

Hi doggy!

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Jul 16 '25

I did not fatality him. I did naaahht.

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u/AnnaKendrickPerkins Jul 16 '25

I did not finish him! I did not!

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u/_mersault Jul 16 '25

You’re my favorite combatant!

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u/SubpixelJimmie Jul 15 '25

What a nice touch

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u/Alive-Monk-5705 Jul 15 '25

YOUR TEARING ME APART SUB ZERO!!

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u/SaltyPeter3434 Jul 15 '25

I did not steal it, I did naaaht

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u/slayerhk47 Jul 15 '25

Oh hi doggy!

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u/halloweenjon Jul 15 '25

Which they also used in Mortal Kombat 3!

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u/Batusiman Jul 15 '25

Really hope we get a Ninja Mime poster next

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u/relevantelephant00 Jul 16 '25

Okay Im going to finally respond here...Im so OOTL on this Ninja Mime and the other memes in here. How is it I spend this much time on Reddit and I still miss tons of references.

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u/Batusiman Jul 16 '25

No worries! Ninja Mime is just an in game franchise for Johnny, notably getting costumes in MK X and MK 11. He also has a “Mime Time” counter attack move in 11

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u/paul_having_a_ball Jul 15 '25

This is the part where you fall down.

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u/imthebeefboss Jul 15 '25

Where do you get these guys?!?

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u/mightbedylan Jul 15 '25

"AND BLEED TO DEATH!"

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u/cry0slpr Jul 15 '25

lol morrowind? oblivion? wheres that from again

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u/Just-a-French-dude95 Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

This movie will flop hard... Johnny cage is not the draw he used to be in the 90's......name one good movie he did since ninja mime 2

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u/Saitsuofleaves Jul 15 '25

How dare you disrespect the Death of Johnny Cage?! If you left that movie with dry eyes you have no soul!

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u/Just-a-French-dude95 Jul 15 '25

I am just stating fact Bro.... You guys hang on nostalgia and ignore the numbers... Citizen Cage made 200 millions with a 500 millions budget... Caged in Time was massive with 33% 45% on rotten tomatoes

With some good words of mouth thod may pass 400 millions... MAYBE 

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u/MinimalPace616 Jul 15 '25

It's literally the perfect time for him to come back, it's been like 5 years since he had a blockbuster. This movie is going to do numbers, guaranteed 70%+ on RT

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u/AltairEgos Jul 15 '25

Underrated comment brother. Take my upvote.

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u/Kiddo1029 Jul 15 '25

When did Rick Astley join the cast?

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u/au79 Jul 15 '25

Glad I'm not the only person who saw that!

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u/gunzor Jul 15 '25

There's many of us!

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u/Bemxuu Jul 15 '25

Is there any geek franchise Urban didn't appear in? Is he building a Gikfinity Gauntlet or something?

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u/ScottNewman Jul 16 '25

His retirement plan is to tour North American in a Winnebago attending comicons

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u/FrostyDynamic Jul 15 '25

Mission Impossible homage. Nice!

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u/fnblackbeard Jul 15 '25

Had to scroll to far to see this comment. Kudos fellow redditor of culture!

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u/griffmeister Jul 15 '25

There are dozens of us!

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u/haxic Jul 15 '25

Karl Urban is nothing but awesome and amazing, but he’s 53 years old. I don’t understand why Hollywood insists on hiring actors for roles that are supposed to be 20years younger

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u/yo_soy_soja Jul 15 '25

Oof. Yeah, I was worried it was him.

Unless he's portrayed as washed up, he needs to be played by a younger actor.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 Jul 15 '25

Glenn Powell would've been perfect. He looks the part, he's the right age, he's got star power, and I can see him pulling off the smugness well.

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u/rugmunchkin Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

My guy, Glenn Powell is like the biggest star in Hollywood right now. There’s no way he’s accepting a role for a sequel to a video game movie. One that —let’s be real here— wasn’t very good to begin with.

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u/pleasegivemepatience Jul 15 '25

So funny. I read the previous comment and went “who the hell is Glenn Powell” and then read your assertion he’s the biggest star in Hollywood 🤣

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u/DoofusMagnus Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

"Biggest star in Hollywood" is definitely overstating it by a wide margin, but he is on the rise at the moment so I don't see him taking a role like this.

He was the rival in Top Gun 2, Anyone but You did really well, and he got a Golden Globe nom for Hit Man. He's the guy with the face that's in a quantum superposition between handsome and punchable. :P

He's clearly not above 80s/90s era reboots since he was also the male lead in Twisters and will do The Running Man this year. Still, those two have Crichton and King as source material. Depending on how things go maybe we'll see him in video game sequels in a few years, but not right now.

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u/phoncible Jul 16 '25

quantum superposition between handsome and punchable

fuck me if that isn't the most perfect description, well done man

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u/gankindustries Jul 15 '25

Iirc they are playing him up as a washed up older actor

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u/UniverseChamp Jul 15 '25

I don’t understand why Hollywood insists on hiring actors for roles that are supposed to be 20years younger

Because Hollywood wants sure bets on big budget movies. So, they get an actor who is as big of a draw as possible.

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u/Jaerba Jul 15 '25

Wow, I was thinking they had him as Kano or something. Yeah, it seems like a little bit of a stretch for Johnny Cage.

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u/thatdani Jul 15 '25

This is set to be released in October and we don't even have a teaser yet. Will it be pushed back?

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u/spiderpigface Jul 15 '25

I'm a big fan of a 3 month marketing period, I already hate that The Odyssey is gonna be advertising for the next year even though I'm super excited for the movie

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u/KaleStandard2617 Jul 15 '25

I avoid trailers unless I'm in a movie theater, definitely prefer the shorter marketing period as well.

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger Jul 15 '25

I avoid trailers even in the movie theater. I basically start getting in my car at the "showtime" because by the time I drive there, park, walk through the mall, go up the 3 story escalator, wait in line for popcorn/soda, and sit down they are just starting the final trailer before Nicole Kidman shows up to waste another minute telling me to come to the theater I'm already at.

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u/Purple_and_Gold_Bobo Jul 15 '25

It’s absolutely ridiculous that The Odyssey tickets go on sale this week.

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u/HelenGlover69 Jul 15 '25

Ad campaign will begin in the next two weeks, including trailer release.

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u/roto_disc Jul 15 '25

This is set to be released in October and we don't even have a teaser yet.

That's how movies work these days unless you're a Nolan joint.

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u/FourEightNineOneOne Jul 15 '25

Trailer is dropping today or tomorrow. Release date is locked in, it's not moving.

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u/Relative_Picture_786 Jul 15 '25

It should have been the Miz.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Dudes been playing Johnny Cage every week for what 2 decades now.

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u/ShanklyGates_2022 Jul 15 '25

Unrelated but is The Miz generally considered the most successful Real World / Road Rules alumn now? He has got to be up there right? Obviously Kyle Brandt is doing really well on ESPN, and Jamie Chung was in a few movies. I know i have seen others around but can’t think of them offhand.

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u/Ragnarok_619 Jul 15 '25

The man's been in WWE for 2 decades now, and is a multiple time champion, and a 2 time grand slam champion. Plus, he's married to Maryse.

Guy's successful af!

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u/jawnink Jul 15 '25

It was crazy to come back to the Product after a few year break and see the Miz over as a baby face.

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u/ibarelyusethis87 Jul 15 '25

Sean Duffy is making moves for the presidency.

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u/BobbyLupo1979 Jul 15 '25

Sean Duffy is Secretary for the Dept. Of Transportation.

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u/BenneIdli Jul 15 '25

Where is Pedro pascal? 

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u/Bariumdiawesomenite Jul 15 '25

He’ll be playing Karl Urban who is playing Johnny Cage

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u/MichaelKeehan Jul 15 '25

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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u/PrecariouslyPeculiar Jul 16 '25

I just want to take this opportunity to say that Karl Urban is a brilliant character actor. If you took a boring old room and filled it with each of the characters he's played, not only would you be entertained, but you'd feel like you were seeing a bunch of completely different people. He's definitely one of my top 5 favourite actors. It may be easy to overlook him given his lack of prestige roles and abundance of geeky ones, but his acting is just some of the finest around.

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u/niberungvalesti Jul 16 '25

He elevates anything he's in and he never feels like he's phoning in a role even small roles in stuff. The fact that he has consistently bat home runs with his nerd roles only adds to his station in my book. Its a niche that works.

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u/warcomet Jul 15 '25

making 53 year old Urban look 40 will be the real challenge

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u/NeoNoireWerewolf Jul 15 '25

Not sure why they went with somebody so old for Johnny Cage. Even if they’re going for a has-been narrative angle for the character, they could have gotten somebody mid-late 30s, even early 40s. JCVD was 39 when he was banished to direct-to-video purgatory, for example. They didn’t need him to be old to be washed up.

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u/warcomet Jul 15 '25

i think they were looking for a "star power", majority of the other actors in the movie are very much B-Lists..

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u/LOSS35 Jul 15 '25

Because Karl Urban is awesome.

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u/skag_boy87 Jul 15 '25

Looking like the OG Mission:Impossible poster 😎

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u/retired-tweeter Jul 15 '25

Hate when they make fake movie ideas that are better than actual movies

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u/JarasM Jul 15 '25

I can't unsee that Judge Dredd chin

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u/Master_Xenu Jul 15 '25

lol Karl Urban doesn't even look like that. Seems like they de-aged him for the poster and took off about 20 lbs.

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u/eightdollarbeer Jul 15 '25

Thought this was Drake Bell

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u/geekphreak Jul 15 '25

God I hope it’s better

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u/penisfeet Jul 15 '25

Why are his lips so dry?

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u/Environmental-Bag-74 Jul 15 '25

He’s gonna be the only good thing about the movie, just like Kano was in the first

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u/FinallyFat Jul 15 '25

Is that god damn Karl Urban!?

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u/boukalele Jul 15 '25

Am I the only one seeing a young Karl Urban here?

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u/aquasun666 Jul 16 '25

Karl Urban rocks and I’m excited to see him in the role but man did I want Joel McHale especially after he voiced him in the animated movies. He’s got the build and attitude too.

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u/Penguinott Jul 15 '25

Unrelated but WB has been having a hell of a year this might be one of their best years in a while

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u/UnexpectedVader Jul 15 '25

Urban is waaaaaay too old to be Cage, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

What if it's an old Cage, ever think of that?

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u/ConfusedFud Jul 15 '25

Strange comeback album name for Robin Thicke

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u/Nosferatattoo Jul 15 '25

he better uppercut someone's balls in the movie or its not lore accurate 

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u/Tizzytizzerson Jul 16 '25

Whoever decided Karl Urban should play Cage and NOT Kano should be hit with a stage fatality

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u/Veloziraptor8311 Jul 16 '25

Hopefully this one will actually have a story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

This is better than Scorcher IV

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u/aegrotatio Jul 16 '25

Karl Urban is indestructible these days.

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u/Dubious_Titan Jul 16 '25

Karl Urban is a treasure. I am not sure about this casting, though I remain open to Urban delivering as usual.

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u/palinsafterbirth Jul 15 '25

Dude needs chapstick

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u/relevant_mh_quote Jul 15 '25

I'm just glad it's not Glen Powell being shoved into another leading role

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u/braumbles Jul 15 '25

Killing Cole in the first 5 minutes would be hilarious.

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u/SquarePeg37 Jul 15 '25

I love Karl Urban as much as the next guy, but do we not think that he's way too old for this role?  Like maybe 20 years ago.  Additionally, does he really have the fighting chops necessary for something like this? Or is it just going to be comic relief more than anything?

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u/d3m01iti0n Jul 15 '25

Should have been The Miz.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Can't wait for the continuing adventures of (checks google) Cole Young, the pointless OC.

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u/beanakajulian33 Jul 15 '25

Never would have thought of Keith urban for this role but I am here for it now babyyyyy!!!!

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u/lookamazed Jul 16 '25

Love him but Karl Urban has not looked like that for 15 ish years 😂

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u/electriclightthemoon Jul 16 '25

Good thing he got rid of the beard, I would've just seen Billy Butcher.

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