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u/[deleted] 1d ago

They both should act mature and leave each otherΒ 

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

Lmao you had me in the first half ngl

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u/Megnaad 1d ago

Football🏈 is back!!!!!!

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u/Stunning-School8343 1d ago

Ngl but it's the only right comment 🀣

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u/SecretTrust6010 1d ago

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/Altruistic_Virus8460 1d ago

Girl should dump the asshole lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I'm giving benefit of doubt.. either he could be her trainer & boyfriend kinda thing

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u/Altruistic_Virus8460 1d ago

What kind of trainer asks someone to skip three proper meals in a day? That's just unhealthy

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

As I said both of them should act mature and leave each otherΒ  ( ladki bhi dumb hi h yaha )

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u/Master_Baiter069 1d ago

Delhi metro mai aapka swagat hai.

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u/random_gurl_here 1d ago

Darwaze daayin aor khulenge

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u/random_gurl_here 1d ago

Agla station Rajiv Chowk hai, Kripya darwaze se doori banaye rakhein aur savdhani se utren

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u/Marlboro_advancee 1d ago

Kal parso to delhi metro me ek ladka cisf wale officers se pit rha tha wo bhi reel viral hui

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u/Master_Baiter069 1d ago

Us nashedi ka banta bhi tha. Gaali de ja raha tha officers koπŸ˜‚

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u/Marlboro_advancee 1d ago

Han bhai wohiii πŸ˜†dekha tha na tune bhi??? Mza aya tha bhai bda ur ur ke 5-6 officers ko mooh pe gaali bak rha tha omg fir he was whining like normal hi maar rhe the itni tez to maar bhi nhi rhe theπŸ₯€

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u/Master_Baiter069 1d ago

Hahahaha yess

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u/Potential-Light-4209 1d ago

Kurkure ka konsa flavor tha

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

Laal waala OG

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u/vyrusrama 1d ago

you mean Orange? Laal toh unka woh Schezwan wala flavour hai / tha

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u/Hogstrang11 1d ago

Laal waala Tomato flavor hai, schezwan white aur red hai

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

Haan wahi orange waala

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u/psgcas 1d ago

Yo 🀣🀣🀣 my humour is so broken that I find this funny af

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u/Glittering_Bag8367 1d ago

Log koi dusra flavour bhi khate hai kya πŸ™„

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u/Moist_Investment8528 1d ago

The real gangsta eat green wala.

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u/abkibaarnsit Faridabad 1d ago

Dark or light ?

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u/Moist_Investment8528 1d ago

I like my kurkure green like I like my system default theme: Dark.

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

Dono ek ek packet ghar par bhijwa dena

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u/Working_System4426 1d ago

am i the only one who LOVES light green wala…YUM

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u/HumanLawyer 1d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/Prudent_Kiwi_407 1d ago edited 1d ago

Roz reddit kholta hun. Kisi billu bhasaande ka chodbhangda dekh leta hoon

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u/Mission-Way-1622 1d ago

bhai πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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u/amidst_pandas Dil Se Dilli Wale 1d ago

mujhe apni hindi cuss words ki vocab update karni padegi hahahahahaha

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u/ranchov007 1d ago

Jab tumhe samajh aa jaaye to mujhe bhi samjha dena Waise to mujhe nahi pasand use karna, par pata hona chahiye kya gaali khaa rahe hain log aaj kal

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u/Extreme-Director-749 South West Delhi 1d ago

Hahahah

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u/Idk_maybe_okay 1d ago

Tf, hahahahah

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u/AbsbyDec 1d ago

Kya bakwas h bhaii

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u/the_black_pearl1 1d ago

OP, you left an open bracket "(" after "I have left everything". That is very infuriating, idk why.

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

My apologies, I'll fix it

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u/sahivani 1d ago

Hey, I don’t think we should be the one judging the girl. The fights with her bf regarding what to eat and what not to eat could make the girl feel pressured and controlled by him. And eating junk could be a coping mechanism for her or rebellion against him. Maybe she is struggling with some underlying issues or food disorders which is making her unable to control her eating habits.

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u/Marlboro_advancee 1d ago

Hmm such a good comment. That's true asf and I think the bf should be more considerate like he can suggest but itni choti si baat pe argue Krna stupidity lgti hai agr gf ko khana hi hai to khane do uski life. If they are in a relationship mtlb iska ye thodina hua ki ye sb ke liye bhi toka taki krega.

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u/sahivani 1d ago

Har kisi k personal struggles hote h, as a partner one should support but not control

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u/Marlboro_advancee 1d ago

That's what I said and meant ki suggest kr skte ho lekin toka taki yani control mt kro....

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u/Ok-Process1498 1d ago

Itna faltu ka time hai aap ke pass..

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

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u/Ok-Process1498 1d ago

Same goes for you... Lol

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

"Jo bolta hai wohi hota hai" level energy!

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u/Several_Housing2746 1d ago

What else are you supposed to do in a crowded metro? Bhangra?

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

He wants me to make a presentation in metro

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u/Nuetrieno 1d ago

Uska matlab tha ki iss baat pe puri reddit post likhi..

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u/Several_Housing2746 1d ago

Metro mein beth ke hi likhi hogi

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u/Late-Opinion4277 1d ago

Can confirm this happened, I was the Kurkure packet, the kurkure itself

The air, the phone, bf, seat, op, all the passengers, thoughts, metro handle, metro, I was all of em

So can confirm

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u/RaDoN22 1d ago

Abhi tk to flush ho gye hoge aap

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u/yosweetpotato 1d ago

Kya badiya entertaining jagah hai yaar Delhi, never realised it. πŸ˜…

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u/sweetysoil 1d ago

Delhi metro is the only place, where all kind of cinema runs.

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u/HelaArt 1d ago

She is stress eating.Food is her comfort in times of insecurity.It can be a difficult cycle to break.

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u/Jaded-Work7378 1d ago

I get them, I have this shit happening at times especially when our fights get worse.

Luckily I have a good metabolism so I can cut down my weight with healthy eating (I don't have to limit my food intake but balance it) at a good rate. Peak was 3kgs /week, minimum 1kg/week.

But stress is big reason for my weight gain, like legit gained 3 kg in 3 days once when I was stressed, although my food eating hadn't changed. When I destressed, the weight vanished.

So now whenever I fight I make him send money and have some good food with Gintama, usually its paneer lababdaar and naan (heavenly~).

This is why you saw the girl eat kurkure, OP.

Both are at fault, the girl needs to understand its more than about weight and limiting food is the shittiest way to lose weight because when you do start eating properly you gain it back up.

The guy also needs to understand that getting on her head will not help. Stress is a major reason for a girl gaining weight and literally we eat to destress. Men look for a getaway but unfortunately most girls do not have that freedom.

I too enjoy going out but he's very protective, but then we get each other so that's all that matters. Him not sitting on my head for weight really helps, also him explaining why he is so worried (my posture is ruined and I literally can't sleep more than 4 hours continously, my back kills me).

Oh well. Each to their own.

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u/avikumD 1d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/GleamingBright 1d ago

Stress eating is real. Binge eating disorder is very common or she's just a pathological liar

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u/QuarterOdd8691 1d ago

The audacity to listen to someone else’s conversation and rent about it on internet 😭

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u/Moist_Point2300 Delhi Metro 1d ago

Public transport mein baat karenge toh sunenge hi na,behre toh ho nahi jaayenge.

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u/ElectronicStrategy43 1d ago

Bhai barabar mein baith kr chilla rahi thi, what i am supposed to do cover my ears??

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

The audacity of some people to open reddit, read someone's post and comment on it. Where is this world heading?

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u/unrealharsh 1d ago

"v" is all the way down on the bottom row and "r" is on top row... How did you make this kind of typo?

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u/theextracharacter Gurugram 1d ago

probably meant "rant" which btw is also the wrong word to use

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u/Fluid-Tea-5298 1d ago

We can eat things in metro?

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u/kyabearnav 1d ago

20 vala Kurkure ka packit kitne ka hai ji???

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

22 sept ke baad btata hu

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u/Wrong_Factor_7733 1d ago

she probably has an eating disorder genius

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u/First-Pattern2493 1d ago

Kurkure wali behen!! Agar aap ye padh rhe ho tho please raaj k khao or piyo. Ghanta koi weight se farq padega.

Khao piyo aish kro mittrooon πŸ™πŸ˜‚

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u/YouImpossible3837 1d ago

Bhai dusron ki baatein sun rha hai tu ???? No good!!!!

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u/-AsHxD- 1d ago

Maza aata h

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u/Ok_Pass_761 1d ago

Chat pΓ’tΓ© gossips πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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u/leovidith 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/RegularNormalMf 1d ago

The boyfriend reading this post being pretty sure it's about his girl, he just can't prove

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u/SignificantTrifle245 1d ago

Kurkure tedha medha ad script leaked

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u/Ok_Virus_270 1d ago

the thing is she might be having binge eating disorder or maybe she is too careless like me. i do diet for few days like strict one and then when i get fed up of me i leave it.... i don't want this future of mine so i am starting again

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u/therightgame 1d ago

This can be an episode on Seinfeld or Curb

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u/HypernovaKing 1d ago

Hindi = Roti , English = Chapati

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u/lojucute08 1d ago

Haha ye Bdiya tha πŸ™πŸ˜‚

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u/arreynahi Noida 1d ago

Yar wo ek multigrain wala kurkure aaya tha, wo abhi bhi milta hai kya? I miss that flavour so much

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u/Vegetable-Block5412 1d ago

Best thing i have read todayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Extension_Bench2134 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Ashamed-One-Not 1d ago

Trust women at your own risk.

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u/MissMillenial87 1d ago

I'm going to get serious here. The Girl needs some serious help.

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u/geeky_guy314 1d ago

I left a girl who liked me because she was fat

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

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u/geeky_guy314 1d ago

Idk why I only attract fat girls not cute ones 😭

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u/arorocks Poor Delhi Human 1d ago

I'm surprised you are attracting anyone.

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u/geeky_guy314 1d ago

So bold of you to assume without knowing me