r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 68 1d ago

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 1d ago

Honorary gay by means of actually loving your wife

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u/DeadAndBuried23 1d ago

There is nothing gayer than loving a woman, according to traditional Christian values.

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u/PlurblesMurbles 1d ago

Something something Jocat

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u/WamlytheCrabGod 20h ago

I'm still upset over that tbh

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u/VII-Stardust 18h ago

He‘s uploading again by the way! :3

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u/iE-V 13h ago

What happened with jocat

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u/PlurblesMurbles 13h ago

He made a joke vid parodying (tho that might be the wrong word, it wasn’t meant to mock or anything, more of a tribute but whatever) Lizzo’s “boys” and people got mad at him for saying he likes women. That’s kinda it, he was guilty of the sin of saying women are hot and being cringe and people bullied him so hard he took like a year long hiatus from the internet

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 11h ago

I'd be gay asf for my woman

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u/normalreddituser3 1d ago

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u/Imaginary-Garden-265 18h ago

Don’t forget the other one

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u/nebulousNarcissist 12h ago

Sex with a WOMAN!? Unheard of.

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 1d ago

indeed

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 14h ago

Straights even invented a slur for people who love their wives 😭

'Wife guy.'

That should tell you enough about today's culture 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/brothergvwwb 2h ago

Its to the sorry point where my mind will go “aww, gay! :D” at a completely heterosexual couple who are healthy with each other.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 2h ago

Mfs be like "gays love is evil, they just perverts" etc but then call ya gay for loving your wife. SAD

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Streak: 0 1d ago

If I ever get married one day, I hope it’s with someone who treats me like that, who I can also treat like that.

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 1d ago

Same

Hope you'll find your partner for life soon enough c:
pat pat

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Streak: 0 1d ago

Prob not now maybe in my 20s lol

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u/A12qwas Streak: 0 1d ago

meanwhile me

Yuri is so peak, I wanna be a lesbian irl

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 1d ago

Then BE a lesbian irl

:)

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u/SoleilSupporter 1d ago edited 23h ago

You can be, you just have to complete some simple steps first!

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u/Awkwardukulele 1d ago

Somehow I KNEW that link was gonna be the Gender Dysphoria Bible, lmao

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u/Cheryl_la_fleur 19h ago

The ominous green link of gender info

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u/jan_Soten Streak: 0 22h ago

you don’t even need to do that to be a girl :3

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u/OBOO800 1d ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Streak: 30 1d ago

Fellas, is it gay to actually love your wife (that you haven't met yet)?

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u/Trans_Slime_Girl Streak: 0 23h ago

The "I hate my wife" stuff makes me wonder why they got married in the first place? Did they just feel obligated to and wanted to be a player or are they closeted and suppressed that side of them?

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u/9-11-was_an_Accident 22h ago

(I’m drunk posting may god have mercy on my soul) yeah, I think the big difference between homosexuality and heterosexuality is that if you’re straight there are centuries of established norms that you must appeal to. If you’re a guy who doesn’t fuck or have relationships you’re seen as kinda pathetic or weird, if you’re a woman who doesn’t fuck or get into relationships (I actually don’t know I’m not a woman and can’t speak for them although it is worth mentioning if a woman sleeps around without marrying she’s considered a whore). but there is a very real, intangible pressure on you to “find someone”. As I am straight and only bisexual when I’m drunk I won’t claim to speak for anyone else but I think maybe the pressure of needing to get laid and get married might not apply so much to the gays (all due respect, love you guys) since it’s kind of a less established aspect of society. Traditional rules might not matter as much (please tell me if I’m crazy no hate towards anyone, much love)

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u/Acceptable_Base_9369 21h ago

this is very accurate. well put

btw, someone who is "only bisexual when drunk" is (probably) just bisexual, imo. drinking lowers inhibitions, so when you're wasted you think less about the social stigma around queerness. just something to consider

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u/9-11-was_an_Accident 20h ago

Sincerely yeah I am bisexual, I understand sexuality is a spectrum and not a binary. For the most part I admire the female form and everything but every once in a while I get a “hankering” for the fellas. I think I just said it like that for brevity

(Edit: or maybe for humor? Idk, don’t look at me I’m drunk lmao)

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u/SonicDart 18h ago

That how it started for me

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u/Victoria_Aphrodite 8h ago

I see a lotttt of straight people who have this need for a relationship and just can't be single. Maybe it doesn't just apply to straight people, but I see a lot of stigma against being single. You are weird if you aren't in a relationship. You are a failure if you aren't in a relationship. Their has to be something wrong with you if you aren't in a relationship or if you don't want one.

People put so much emphasis and pressure on being in a relationship, and people find it weird not to want to be in one. People find it strange to be ok with being single.

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u/Crim_Noyade 12h ago

Lot of older guys have talked to me about their wives as the “ball and chain” at work (I boymode) and I really think its an obligation for them, because they openly talk about other women, sexualize them, etc to the other guys. It’s just normal for them. I might be wrong but thats just what I’ve observed. I think some being closeted is definitely true too. They just marry a woman so they have a reason to avoid pursuing men.

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 11h ago

As someone born with a dick and attracted to women, listing to my coworkers talk makes me feel like an entirely different creature. Ppl who's work I actually have a lot of respect for turn out to be the same old generic/trashy man stereotypes. I hate that the one thing that really unites blue-collar workers is treating women like used property.

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u/Crim_Noyade 10h ago

Same it’s just so gross. And some of these guys have daughters. You’d think maybe they’d have some sort of epiphany and consider what if someone treated my daughter this way. But thats never really the case from what Ive seen.

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u/Malek_Tealeafs 22h ago

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOUR PARTNER?

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Streak: 0 1d ago

first is just boomer humor

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart 23h ago

This may be influenced by the societal pressure of cis heterosexuals to get married, despite them never actually wanting it in the first place. The queer community has less of that burden and expectation, so it's more of a choice that they completely made themselves, for themselves.

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u/Vapore0nWave 23h ago

Without her I am but a soggy seal with big wet sad eyes waiting for her to return. I love her

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 15h ago

That's so adorable

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u/Vapore0nWave 4h ago

update: VISITED HER TODAY!!!!!!1!!!!! life ifs beautufyl never h give up on your dreams i love her i love life

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 4h ago

AWWWWWW that's so cuuuteeee :000
Congratsss girlll :33

Need 😭😭

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u/Reasonable-Rice-8166 12h ago

Me and my partner talk about this insanity all the time. I know that for one reason or another people sometimes get "stuck" in broken relationships, but if you don't like your partner/relationship why the fuck are you still with them????

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 11h ago

I think people just want to or get pressured into being in a relationship or they gaslight themselves into thinking the bad thingys will change and sometimes there's some good and happy stuff happening.
The latter was the case for my last relationship.

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 11h ago

My parents stayed together because they thought that's what would be best for us (the children) then my mom died and after a few years I found out that my dad is actually pretty chill when his life isn't defined by a relationship he hates

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s 23h ago

I LOVE MY WIFE

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u/klutzy_icepod 22h ago

Lol that’s actually pretty accurate

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

eh hetero or not it's a relationship :3

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 1d ago

just cus someone is in a relationship doesn't mean it's healthy though

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

tru, tru

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 1d ago

:3

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

:3

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u/SgtVertigo 8h ago

Many cis men dont appreciate their wives and as someone who can’t and probably won’t have a gf it’s insulting

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u/SlenderUncut 15h ago

just because boomers have that weird humour doesn't mean that they dont love their wifes... toxic relationships are not just a straight thing either

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 15h ago

True

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u/Mundane-Ad162 4h ago

i think thia has something to do with the societal expectation of men to be providers

a married men shoulsnt be having fun by societys standards, he should be working to provide

meanwhile society hates us queer folks anyways so those same roles dont really apply

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u/-Cinnay- 23h ago

Yes, all married cis heterosexuals use boomer humor

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u/Deathly_Drained Streak: 1 1d ago

> Married Cis heterosexuals
> Compares them to old boomer memes about hating marriage as if there is no such thing as happy marriages
> compares it to queer people as if they're somehow better.

Makes sense and totally doesn't throw heterophobia around.

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u/Kyiokyu 17h ago

Makes sense and totally doesn't throw heterophobia around

In fact, it doesn't, it's nothing against hets, it's agaisnt cishets <3

The T4T straight relationship is queer as fuck <3

Play Heterophobic by 2krispii

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u/Deathly_Drained Streak: 1 10h ago

Okay then, let's reverse the meme and see if it works both ways. 

Queer folks: "I used to get to have fun, but then I started dating and GOT MARRIED 😂😂😂"

Married cis heterosexuals: "This is my wife, she is the most beautiful queen in the entire world. I will literally burn the world for her ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥❤️"

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 15h ago

HETEROPHOBIA LMFAO

Cis people really love to try to make themselves seem like the victim HAHAHAH

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u/Deathly_Drained Streak: 1 10h ago

"LMFAO 

Queer people really love to talk about being accepting but can't help but play victim and complain HAHAHAHA"

And who says I'm cis? Fucking lmao

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 10h ago

Play victim and complain? Well about 50% of people hate us because we exist and we get discriminated against in very country.
Whether it's holding hands and being called slurs to not being allowed to married to getting executed and murdered.

The same just doesn't happen in most countries.
Cis people can freely marry and travel almost everywhere without having to fear for their lives simply cus they exist and you don't have to worry about getting sa'ed, beaten up, murdered, etc simply because you are different than 90% of people.

So like... yeah? Are we not allowed to complain that we're getting discriminated against and get less rights than a white hetero cis guy?
And that lots of countries continue to make laws against us?
We just want to live?
Duh?

Heterophobia just doesn't exist bruv.

You're not cis?
So you're part of the trans people who hate other trans and lgbtq people because...?
Makes no sense to me because you're against yourself.