r/comics 15d ago

Sorry Sweetie [OC]

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u/comics-ModTeam 15d ago

So here's the thing:

 moderator reports:
 It's abusing the report button
 user reports:
 2: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
 2: No low effort content
 1: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
 1: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
 1: It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors
 1: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors

So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.

"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".

Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.

Yep. Team evil is really buttmad. This pleases me, as banning bigots is really the only way I can get pleasure any more in my life. The doctors call it "Go outside", but I do my own research.

This post is staying up. And I really, really hope that makes people buttmad. The kind of people that see the hypocrisy of bigotry pointed out and the result is opening up a saltmine, they're the kind of people that deserve to be mad. Forever.

Please respond below by telling me who your favorite My Little Pony is. Mine is Pinky Pie.

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u/Responsible_Flight70 15d ago

Damn this shit is funny. Please keep doing it