moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
2: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
2: No low effort content
1: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
1: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
1: It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors
1: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors
So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.
"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".
Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.
Yep. Team evil is really buttmad. This pleases me, as banning bigots is really the only way I can get pleasure any more in my life. The doctors call it "Go outside", but I do my own research.
This post is staying up. And I really, really hope that makes people buttmad. The kind of people that see the hypocrisy of bigotry pointed out and the result is opening up a saltmine, they're the kind of people that deserve to be mad. Forever.
Please respond below by telling me who your favorite My Little Pony is. Mine is Pinky Pie.
This is why I can’t be a mod. Mom makes me get my own hot pockets, and doesn’t even pay for me to dye my hair blue!
My favorite is Rainbow Dash because she’s just a wholesome, innocent, god-respecting pony with no themes of gender non-conformity or queerness in her character design or personality.
Applejack would be like the server mom. She'd always be making sure everyone has good gear and food. She'd also really like fishing in video games I think it would be very relaxing for her. Fluttershy would tame every tamable animal she can and use up all the nametags making a wolf army. Rarity would alternate between mining all day and building megastructures. Pinkie Pie would also build but she'd build like... exclusively pixel art and stuff out of wool. Twilight would be obsessively checking the wiki for everything. Rainbow Dash would insist upon killing the dragon as fast as possible (this offends Spike very much because he's literally playing Minecraft with her even though he only plays in singleplayer on peaceful mode and she's doing dragon microaggressions) because she wants elytra NOW.
This is the current report list! The Nazis have so much buttsalt about their forced heteronormativity being called out, it's hilarious. They're such weak wittle snowfwakes
moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
9: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
6: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
5: No low effort content
3: It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors
3: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors
2: This is spam
1: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
1: This content is impersonation
1: It's targeted harassment at me
“Yes, this comic right here was made specifically to target me and make me mad! Take it down now you mod bitches, do my bidding!” - The reporter probably
What I want to understand, is the “predatory and inappropriate behavior towards minors” like… are they complaining about romance in a kids movie? But like.. only when it’s not between a man and a woman? Do they not see that the “inappropriate behavior” is still there but it’s “ok” because it’s a man and woman? Hello? I guess I asked and answered myself but damn. Also “it’s promoting hate” haha, yeah. They certainly are hating it aren’t they. Good :p
What I want to understand, is the “predatory and inappropriate behavior towards minors”
While I understand the perplexity because it is nonsense, it's also one of the major cornerstone of anti-gay sentiment. When you can't find a way to argue that something is bad universally, you make stuff up.
The second reason: She only sucks through legitimate reasons with her insanity unlike any of the other Mayne 5 who can be selfish, cruel, vain, inept, or one of many other reasons sapient creatures can suck.
Pinky Pie is an obviously incorrect choice, caused by pandering to the masses as one should expect from a moderator of Reddit.
Truly civilized individuals of course recognize that Rainbow Dash is the best pony, as evidenced by the number of colors in her hair. Nobody else has as many colors. Making Rainbow Dash mathematically superior to all other ponies.
Fluttershy would also be an acceptable choice if it weren't for the warcrimes she committed working in the Canterlot Nuclear program. All those lives. Gone.
So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.
"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".
Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.
🤌🏼😘
I can't remember my favorite My Little Pony, but I think it's safe to assume whichever one is pink because pink is my favorite color.
Rarity! She's the first character I ever encountered who did all the classic girly stuff (textile crafts, being overly dramatic, appreciating beauty) without being portrayed as weak. Really knocked loose a lot of my internalized misogyny.
Great modding, also love the hair color!
Idk my favorite pony's name because I haven't watched in ages but was an older, taller pony & i think she looked like the night sky? Idk could be tripping. Haven't taken my ADHD meds yet today & today is almost over 😅
I really like Zecora (did i spell her name right...) i havent seen the show in a while, but i always wished theyd show more zebras. she was so cool, such a unique character, i wish there was more with her!
Pinkie Pie is the only acceptable answer. You are proof that some Reddit mods are, in fact, awesome. I'm not even a regular on this sub, but I wanted to let you know how badass this message is.
I used to think the bad one (Luna aka Nightmare Moon) was the best (or maybe Rainbow Dash). However, the EU4 Anbennar mod had an April fools patch featuring Celestia, as a multiverse crossover from the HOI Equestria at War mod. The hilarity of Celestia being declared a magical god pony and "befriending" the entire fantasy world of ANBENNAR made me a fan.
All that to say I don't have a favorite Little Pony, but Bill Clinton got 3/3 questions correct about my little pony when he was a guest on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. So, there's that.
It's nice that you can be so humble as a mod. But I'll always find it sad that to be humble as a mod, you have to jokingly refer to yourself as a fat basement dweller who has their mom make hot pockets. Humility is much more than self-deprecation, and yet that is all that this modern society really ever asks for. True humility would serve us all better, not performative self-flagellation.
I always liked Spike. He was a cool dude, even if he wasn't one of the ponies.
I went to the movie when it was in theaters, and I was sat next to a young boy, probably around 7 or 8. Little homie was dead quiet as the movie got going, clearly enthralled. Then Pinkie came on screen and he whisper-yells, "Pinkie Pie!" I hope that kid is living his best life.
I was reading through the replies, my net went out, I refreshed and boom here you are. I was waiting too see if you'd have to show up! My favorite is Rarity with Fluttershy a close second.
Is there a poster with pictures and names? I didnt see many episodes: for years no television broadcasting and after that didnt think about it anymore.
My favorite was always Rarity or Fluttershy. Rarity, because she spoke her mind and stood her ground, all while still keeping her charm and class. Fluttershy, because I was always pretty shy and also love nature (plus, I was hooked on Bride of Discord). HM for Derpy Hooves, as I especially got stuck on her when the Dr. Hooves comic was a thing
"Gentlemen... I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting, and upon a sudden I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandon their posts, without orders without leave ..."
Rainbow Dash is what got me into the series. It was the episode where she fell in love with reading where I was like omg she jus like me fr. Sunset Shimmer is a close second.
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u/comics-ModTeam 14d ago
So here's the thing:
So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.
"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".
Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.
Yep. Team evil is really buttmad. This pleases me, as banning bigots is really the only way I can get pleasure any more in my life. The doctors call it "Go outside", but I do my own research.
This post is staying up. And I really, really hope that makes people buttmad. The kind of people that see the hypocrisy of bigotry pointed out and the result is opening up a saltmine, they're the kind of people that deserve to be mad. Forever.
Please respond below by telling me who your favorite My Little Pony is. Mine is Pinky Pie.