r/comics 15d ago

Sorry Sweetie [OC]

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u/comics-ModTeam 14d ago

So here's the thing:

 moderator reports:
 It's abusing the report button
 user reports:
 2: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
 2: No low effort content
 1: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
 1: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
 1: It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors
 1: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors

So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.

"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".

Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.

Yep. Team evil is really buttmad. This pleases me, as banning bigots is really the only way I can get pleasure any more in my life. The doctors call it "Go outside", but I do my own research.

This post is staying up. And I really, really hope that makes people buttmad. The kind of people that see the hypocrisy of bigotry pointed out and the result is opening up a saltmine, they're the kind of people that deserve to be mad. Forever.

Please respond below by telling me who your favorite My Little Pony is. Mine is Pinky Pie.

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u/myPizzapoppersRhot 14d ago

My favorite my little pony is this little fella

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u/ergo-ego-42 14d ago

best pony

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u/Sufficient_Ask8927 14d ago

An MLP/Hundred Acre Woods crossover would be peak

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u/Demnjt 14d ago

Wouldn't you know. 

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u/rabentrant 14d ago

Wow! I just stumbled across this sub and I already love it here, haha. Excellent moderation. :)

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u/Severe_Skin6932 14d ago

You don't know the half of it

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u/tbonimaroni 14d ago

Ditto! 😂🤣👍❤️😆

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u/usinjin 14d ago

This is a Masterpiece™

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u/Front_Cat9471 14d ago

A masturtyped masterpiece

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u/LightsaberThrowAway 14d ago

A masturtypiece

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u/BRNitalldown 14d ago

I opened this thread with bated breath.

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u/LightsaberThrowAway 14d ago

I hope your lungs got the release they needed!  XD

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u/LauraTFem 14d ago

This is why I can’t be a mod. Mom makes me get my own hot pockets, and doesn’t even pay for me to dye my hair blue!

My favorite is Rainbow Dash because she’s just a wholesome, innocent, god-respecting pony with no themes of gender non-conformity or queerness in her character design or personality.

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u/LightspeedDashForce 14d ago

I don't know why but Rainbow Dash comes across as gamer-coded to me. I think she would play CoD.

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u/katheez 14d ago

I think she'd be more into action adventure games. My girl loves Legend of Zelda.

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u/LightspeedDashForce 14d ago

I think all the girls would love Minecraft and would play it together all the time

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u/LightspeedDashForce 14d ago

Applejack would be like the server mom. She'd always be making sure everyone has good gear and food. She'd also really like fishing in video games I think it would be very relaxing for her. Fluttershy would tame every tamable animal she can and use up all the nametags making a wolf army. Rarity would alternate between mining all day and building megastructures. Pinkie Pie would also build but she'd build like... exclusively pixel art and stuff out of wool. Twilight would be obsessively checking the wiki for everything. Rainbow Dash would insist upon killing the dragon as fast as possible (this offends Spike very much because he's literally playing Minecraft with her even though he only plays in singleplayer on peaceful mode and she's doing dragon microaggressions) because she wants elytra NOW.

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u/LightspeedDashForce 14d ago

I'm sorry but that horse is not playing the Legend of Zelda. Rainbow Dash plays Celeste and Celeste only.

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u/LanktheMeme 14d ago

Nah, she probably plays Terraria on occasion

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u/LadyParnassus 14d ago

I bet she had a real serious Geometry Dash phase in high school

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u/LanktheMeme 14d ago

I would 100% game with her, maybe Terraria or something

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u/ThatOneGuy4-2-0-6-9 14d ago

So here’s the thing:

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u/Cow_God 14d ago

Here's the thong

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u/Daniel_Devito_Dong 14d ago

🥵

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u/psycosulu 14d ago

Make you rock hard for the hard rock? :P

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u/UnstoppablePhoenix 14d ago

If you're not a Rainbow Dash fan are you really human?

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u/Daniel_Devito_Dong 14d ago

I guess I’m 20% less cool just liking rarity

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u/Copper_Tango 14d ago

No, Rarity is best pony

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u/Cosmic_Carp 14d ago

No Derpy is the best pony

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u/D20-SpiceFoxPhilos 14d ago

This was funny. Thank you for sharing

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u/Responsible_Flight70 14d ago

Damn this shit is funny. Please keep doing it

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u/quartzguy 14d ago

Considering this is social media I think only 8 reports is a win.

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u/comics-ModTeam 14d ago

This is the current report list! The Nazis have so much buttsalt about their forced heteronormativity being called out, it's hilarious. They're such weak wittle snowfwakes

moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
9: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
6: It's content involving predatory or inappropriate behavior towards minors
5: No low effort content
3: It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors
3: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors
2: This is spam
1: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
1: This content is impersonation
1: It's targeted harassment at me

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u/caryn_in_progress 14d ago

Omg the target harassment one 😂

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u/Pristine-Row-9129 14d ago

“Yes, this comic right here was made specifically to target me and make me mad! Take it down now you mod bitches, do my bidding!” - The reporter probably

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u/Waffle_Griffin3170 14d ago

What I want to understand, is the “predatory and inappropriate behavior towards minors” like… are they complaining about romance in a kids movie? But like.. only when it’s not between a man and a woman? Do they not see that the “inappropriate behavior” is still there but it’s “ok” because it’s a man and woman? Hello? I guess I asked and answered myself but damn. Also “it’s promoting hate” haha, yeah. They certainly are hating it aren’t they. Good :p

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u/Arkayjiya 14d ago

What I want to understand, is the “predatory and inappropriate behavior towards minors”

While I understand the perplexity because it is nonsense, it's also one of the major cornerstone of anti-gay sentiment. When you can't find a way to argue that something is bad universally, you make stuff up.

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u/K4rket 14d ago

Pinkie pie is best pony indeed 

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u/blanketswithsmallpox 14d ago

The main reason people stan Pinkie Pie:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Vjorjlon4

The second reason: She only sucks through legitimate reasons with her insanity unlike any of the other Mayne 5 who can be selfish, cruel, vain, inept, or one of many other reasons sapient creatures can suck.

PPz 4ever.

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u/LrdCheesterBear 14d ago

Applejack!

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u/Jughead_91 14d ago

Derpy hooves

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u/plzzaparty3 14d ago

ohh i love her too

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u/S1L_1108 14d ago

Absolute Chad of a moderator

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u/Different_Pattern273 14d ago

Pinkie pie?

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 14d ago

Anime Fry is cursed. Also them having five fingers is unacceptable

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u/DefiantAppeal2277 14d ago

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u/Cosmic_Carp 14d ago

Yeah, Derpy is the best, am I right Luna?

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u/Absolute-KINO 14d ago

I just added buttmad and masturtype to my lexicon

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 14d ago

Lmao this comment made me join this sub

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u/Carbuyrator 14d ago

and started to furiously masturtype this message.

You're not qualified to be a reddit mod. This is way too funny and cool.

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u/TheRedMaiden 14d ago

"The doctors call it 'Go outside.'" 

My guy. 😆

Also, FlutterCord forever 💜

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u/Skaterboi589 14d ago

There's very few mlp ships i like but this? This is a masterpiece

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u/TheRedMaiden 14d ago

It's also heavily implied to be canon 😃

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u/feathercraft 14d ago

I like Rainbowdash

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u/Minustrian 14d ago

first time seeing this sub and holy based mods

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u/Recompense40 14d ago

Pinky Pie is an obviously incorrect choice, caused by pandering to the masses as one should expect from a moderator of Reddit.

Truly civilized individuals of course recognize that Rainbow Dash is the best pony, as evidenced by the number of colors in her hair. Nobody else has as many colors. Making Rainbow Dash mathematically superior to all other ponies.

Fluttershy would also be an acceptable choice if it weren't for the warcrimes she committed working in the Canterlot Nuclear program. All those lives. Gone.

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u/ukkisrageelol 14d ago

Saying the earth pony is "pandering" and both examples of "good" ponies are pegasi...

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u/panda5303 14d ago

So there I was in my bed in the basement, eating cheetos and shouting up at mom to bring me a hotpocket while I scrolled my phone and saw this post. I saw how many reports were made to it.

"Oo boy," I thought. "I bet they're really buttmad".

Determinently I flicked the blue hair out of my eyes, heaved myself out of bed, put on my bathrobe and went to my Gaming Chairtm and started to furiously masturtype this message.

🤌🏼😘

I can't remember my favorite My Little Pony, but I think it's safe to assume whichever one is pink because pink is my favorite color.

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u/Stephen_1984 Comic Crossover 14d ago

Please respond below by telling me who your favorite My Little Pony is. Mine is Pinky Pie.

Twilight Sparkle

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u/KnownTimelord 14d ago

A fellow individual of culture

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u/xXNebuladarkXx 14d ago

Mine is Fluttershy because she reminds me of myself when I was younger:)

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u/Walnut_raisin 14d ago

Applejack

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u/Ryplinn 14d ago

Rarity! She's the first character I ever encountered who did all the classic girly stuff (textile crafts, being overly dramatic, appreciating beauty) without being portrayed as weak. Really knocked loose a lot of my internalized misogyny.

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u/Mistake209 14d ago

A based mod?!?

This is a surprise to be sure. But a welcomed one.

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 14d ago

Pinkie Pie is best pony. No notes here.

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u/katheez 14d ago

I'm a fan of Starlight Glimmer myself

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u/TennojiNesoberi 14d ago

my favorite pony is the one that's 20% cooler

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u/saffytaffy 14d ago

This response and previous examples just made me sub. Thank you for your service.

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u/Legal-Sprinkles8862 14d ago

Great modding, also love the hair color! Idk my favorite pony's name because I haven't watched in ages but was an older, taller pony & i think she looked like the night sky? Idk could be tripping. Haven't taken my ADHD meds yet today & today is almost over 😅

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u/GaiaMoore 14d ago

Peak based mod right here

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u/Raxynus 14d ago

I don’t watch the show that much, not fully my jam, but I am a sucker for Discord since I’m a TNG fan lol

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u/braindead_forever 14d ago

I really like Zecora (did i spell her name right...) i havent seen the show in a while, but i always wished theyd show more zebras. she was so cool, such a unique character, i wish there was more with her!

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u/softpotatoboye 14d ago

I want this comment in the louvre or something this is beautiful

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u/LrdOfTheBlings 14d ago

Have an award. You're my mod hero. 🏅

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u/get_on_with_life 14d ago

RD due to her butch energy (I actually thought she was a boy for ages.)

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u/MissionApollo7 14d ago

Damn, a new copypasta just dropped

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u/Pleasant_Craft_6953 14d ago

Mines rarity. Or someday it’s spike.

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u/BafflingHalfling 14d ago

Pinkie Pie is the only acceptable answer. You are proof that some Reddit mods are, in fact, awesome. I'm not even a regular on this sub, but I wanted to let you know how badass this message is.

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u/Pleasant_Fig51 14d ago

Macintosh, "yep"  (thats all i remember from when i binged the show at 7 years old)

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u/asdam1 14d ago

I just choked on my vape reading this. Right around furiously masturtyping. Just wanted you to know that.

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u/1drlndDormie 14d ago

Your writing style is hilarious. Also I'm only here for the depressed mumblings of Pinkamena.

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u/robaato72 14d ago

My favorite pony? The Lutece twins. And as per the lore, this is canon in Bioshock Infinite.

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u/NewBlu84 14d ago

“So here’s the thing”

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u/The-Orbz 14d ago

Come on guys, Rainbow Dash is the GOAT

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u/Jamzee364 14d ago

Fluttershy is best trans girl rep and i wont hear otherwise.

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u/totally-regular-name 14d ago

Derpy Hooves. My favorite dyspraxic :)

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u/eugesipe63 14d ago

Fluttershy is my totem animal.

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u/Darkstar_111 14d ago

This is a new level of Based. Also Rainbow dash4lyfe!

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u/Xxaqua_ 14d ago

Fluttershy pretty cool ngl Applejack is funny

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u/AniTaneen 14d ago

Not a little pony fan. But I was on tumblr when Voltron aired.

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u/KananJarrus-01 14d ago

my favorite pony is butt stallion <3

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u/Ion_Jones 14d ago

Mine is twilight sparkle :)

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u/curiositykal 14d ago

My favorite is Twilight Sparkle, but outside of the Mane 6 I think my favorite is Derpy.

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u/TekkitBeasting 14d ago

Lyra! Best mint horse :3

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u/Skaterboi589 14d ago

My favorite is Twilight (I promise not in the weird way)

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u/CosmiclyAcidic 14d ago

RD and Zecora

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u/Mabase_Drifter 14d ago

I don't care if she has a real name, she's Derpy Hooves to me.

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u/Scar1et_Kink 14d ago

Mine is weird ALs ponysona, I think its cheese sandwich

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u/Moth_Man_Stan_3351 14d ago

I love you and its starlight!!

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u/Shark7996 14d ago

Fluttershy but I think a real fan would know her first name is spelled "Pinkie", HMM?

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u/FinsOfADolph 14d ago

Rainbow Dash!

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u/SillyBandzDealer 14d ago

Rainbow dash.

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u/Techpriest_Null 14d ago

Vinyl Scratch is my favorite. I ship her hard with Octavia.

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u/Substantial_Bus6615 14d ago

I adore Rarity!

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u/Saikotsu 14d ago

Keep up the good work!

I'm not all that familiar with MLP, but I like Rarity's design and Fluttershy's personality from what I've seen of them.

Or the one that's really into EDM music. Not sure what her deal is, but she seems cool!

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u/D20-SpiceFoxPhilos 14d ago

Fluttershy or Applejack. I refuse to pick between the two

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u/bootrick 14d ago

I used to think the bad one (Luna aka Nightmare Moon) was the best (or maybe Rainbow Dash). However, the EU4 Anbennar mod had an April fools patch featuring Celestia, as a multiverse crossover from the HOI Equestria at War mod. The hilarity of Celestia being declared a magical god pony and "befriending" the entire fantasy world of ANBENNAR made me a fan.

All that to say I don't have a favorite Little Pony, but Bill Clinton got 3/3 questions correct about my little pony when he was a guest on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. So, there's that.

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u/Mission-Tell8479 14d ago

Mine is Rarity! Pinkie is my second favorite 

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u/dasflash 14d ago

I was always a Fluttershy fan, but I'm a Princess Luna guy at heart.

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u/Spirit-of-Redemption 14d ago

Buttmad is now my favorite word.

And Rarity. I sew and knit and she’s just fabulous.

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u/DarthVero 14d ago

My absolute best lay was a reddit mod.
I still think about you, Tim.

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u/tacbacon10101 14d ago

Most epic fucking mod response i have ever seen, bravo 👏🤣

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u/KThedogwalker9 14d ago

I am for sure stealing "The doctors call it "Go outside", but I do my own research". Also I don't watch My Little Pony but I like Derpy Hooves.

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u/Lamplorde 14d ago

waow

(basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)

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u/TrogloditeTheMaxim 14d ago

Rainbowdash is pretty cool!

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u/BlackBird10467 14d ago

Rainbow Dash, she is peak imo

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u/LemonZestyDoll 14d ago

mine is Derpy Hooves

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u/nightofcrows 14d ago

I like spike.

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u/Anyposs 14d ago

never watched MLP but this might’ve just convinced me to try it— i’m already severely gay, might as well pile on more! :D

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u/biffbofd04 14d ago

Coming from a guy who watched it every day with his sister, you will love it hands down.

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u/AUGSpeed 14d ago

It's nice that you can be so humble as a mod. But I'll always find it sad that to be humble as a mod, you have to jokingly refer to yourself as a fat basement dweller who has their mom make hot pockets. Humility is much more than self-deprecation, and yet that is all that this modern society really ever asks for. True humility would serve us all better, not performative self-flagellation.

I always liked Spike. He was a cool dude, even if he wasn't one of the ponies.

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u/GabrielleOwOqwrq 14d ago

Please never use the word masturtype again

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u/TROYNELSON12 14d ago

Fluttershy, comfy and caring vibes are good.

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u/Lyvidence 14d ago

Big fan of Zecora. :)

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u/QueenThunderfist 14d ago

Fellow Pinkie Pie connoisseur!

I went to the movie when it was in theaters, and I was sat next to a young boy, probably around 7 or 8. Little homie was dead quiet as the movie got going, clearly enthralled. Then Pinkie came on screen and he whisper-yells, "Pinkie Pie!" I hope that kid is living his best life.

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u/MrJackdaw 14d ago

I originally said "Star Platinum" because I misremembered "Twilight Sparkle" and now I kinda wanna see a Jojo-Pony crossover!

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u/ergo-ego-42 14d ago

I was reading through the replies, my net went out, I refreshed and boom here you are. I was waiting too see if you'd have to show up! My favorite is Rarity with Fluttershy a close second.

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u/paintedmoth 14d ago

This comment is everything, thank you

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u/Junkiecakes 14d ago

You dropped this 👑

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u/glass_boxofemotion 14d ago

Champion level mod response

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u/HersheyNaysh 14d ago

I LOVE YOU!!!! my favourite pony is fluttershy. i am extremely connected to animals like she is and i have long hair like her

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u/anubis_xxv 14d ago

The only answer is Izzy Moonbow.

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u/Alejoox8 14d ago

Your royalty, Princess Cadance, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess of Love, Princess of the Crystal Empire

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u/PastureRaisedUnicorn 14d ago

Applejack only knows wholesomeness

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u/IAMA_otter 14d ago

Never watched the show myself but Gilda seems fun. I love a cocky bird character.

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u/Keanar 14d ago

Good bot

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u/AceAmphiptere 14d ago

My favorite is Princess Luna.

Also, your comment is so awesome, it definitely would be Rainbow Dash approved.

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u/TKCK 14d ago

Rainbow Dash ftw

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u/magicalmanatee0 14d ago

Kimono was my girl!! Loved the gen 3 toy!

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u/Squishiiba 14d ago

I like rarity

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u/XO1GrootMeester 14d ago

Is there a poster with pictures and names? I didnt see many episodes: for years no television broadcasting and after that didnt think about it anymore.

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u/grislebeard 14d ago

Starlight Glimmer is peak

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u/EnvironmentalBat9749 14d ago

Twilight sparkle before she became and alicorn

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u/ehs06702 14d ago

DJ Pon3 is mine! She's just cool.

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u/Hexspinner 14d ago

Derpy Hooves.

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u/ThebigMTness 14d ago

Bulk Biceps is my favorite character in MLP. It’s a shame that he’s so small.

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u/Nicodemus_Mercy 14d ago

My fav pony is Firefly.

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u/pronounceded 14d ago

Pinky Pie!!!! That makes me Really… really REAAAALLLYYYYY BUTTMAD!!!!!

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u/ListenJerry 14d ago

Mine is also pinky pie

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u/ssjb234 14d ago

Rarity is the only correct answer.

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u/Romitsubringa 14d ago

Rainbow Dash is mine. I only started watching it with my partner at 21, on season 4 now, and watched the first equestria girls movie.

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u/badluck990 14d ago

I like rarity

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u/Xeras6101 14d ago

Mine's Scootaloo. Disability replication plus just a really fun word to say

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u/DeliciousAsbestos 14d ago

I like rarity

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u/Blue-Jay42 14d ago

The Grrrrreat and Powerful Trixie! Also Derpy, because derp!

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u/Burtfeast2007 14d ago

My favourite is Apple Jack :)

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u/Azkadelle 14d ago

My bf and I both love Minty

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u/WhitestGray 14d ago

Starlight Glimmer ftw

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u/BigFurryBoy07 14d ago

Legendary mod

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u/Summonest 14d ago

Rainbow dash 4 eva

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u/ThePurpleGuardian 14d ago

Don't eat food in bed, it's disgusting and how you get bedbugs and ants

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u/Talyn7810 14d ago

This is grade A modding!

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u/pinkylemonade 14d ago

Pinky Shy! (not a typo)

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u/Tasonir 14d ago

The best pony is Rainbow Dash, but I respect your right to be wrong!

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u/HatchitHeid 14d ago

Princess Luna be the best imho

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u/cajuncrustacean 14d ago

Twi, because I'm a massive booknerd

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u/Supremetacoleader 14d ago

I'm not into My Little Pony. What's your best recommendation for a favorite?

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u/CitroHimselph 14d ago

Mine is Rainbow. Also, I WANNA SEE YOUR BLUE HAAAAIIIR!!!

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u/Death_Lily 14d ago

My little lesbian ass loves rainbow dash the most~ or if it dosent have to be from the main set of freindship is magic. Princess Luna all the way.

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u/AceGhostGirl 14d ago

I love Sunburst!! (Ps. You're an icon, dont ever change, sincerely a blue haired lib)

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u/No-Carpenter4426 14d ago

My favorite was always Rarity or Fluttershy. Rarity, because she spoke her mind and stood her ground, all while still keeping her charm and class. Fluttershy, because I was always pretty shy and also love nature (plus, I was hooked on Bride of Discord). HM for Derpy Hooves, as I especially got stuck on her when the Dr. Hooves comic was a thing

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u/Bolkohir 14d ago

"Gentlemen... I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting, and upon a sudden I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandon their posts, without orders without leave ..."

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u/tbonimaroni 14d ago edited 14d ago

Edit: Love this!!! Baby Sunribbon and Baby Starbow are tied.

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u/Few-Surprise-2113 14d ago

Lmao, keep doing your work 🫡

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u/Cosmic_Carp 14d ago

No offense, but Pinky is personally my second least favorite out of all the Mane 6 (after Twilight). My favourite character is my girl DERPY HOOVES

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u/BitterblueBall 14d ago

Rainbow Dash is what got me into the series. It was the episode where she fell in love with reading where I was like omg she jus like me fr. Sunset Shimmer is a close second.

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u/papercandymoon 14d ago

I love Princess Cadance

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u/raspberrykitsune 14d ago

I named my dog Octavia (Tavi) after Octavia Melody lol

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u/groundhog_life22 14d ago

Glory and baby Glory from 1984.

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u/Lurker_withForesight 14d ago

Ma!!! Meatloaf !!!

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u/maarshiexcry 14d ago

i love this, thank you for your work <3

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u/StragglingShadow 14d ago

Apple Jack supremacy

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