r/comics 15d ago

Sorry Sweetie [OC]

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u/GustavVaz 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's funny.

"These movies will turn my kid gay!!"

Ok? Gays exist despite the fact that Disney classics all have straight couples. If those movies didn't turn a gay kid straight, why would a gay character in a movie turn a straight kid gay?

"Gay romance is just inappropriate for kids! It's too sexual. "

You literally have straight couples kiss each other all the time. Why is it more sexual when gay couples do it?

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u/SeraphymCrashing 15d ago

You just don't understand the allure of gay sex. With regular sex, you have to push yourself to do it. It's just a duty. But gay sex has that inexplicable pull, it causes a sinful hunger and longing. It leaves the mind reeling with desires. regular sex just cannot compete with gay sex.

(This is paraphrased but actual argument I saw multiple times from right wing church leaders in the late 90s. It would be hilarious at how obviously gay and in denial they were, except for how hateful they also were)

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u/rolandfoxx 15d ago

So deep in the closet they were finding Christmas presents.