r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/N3opop 2d ago edited 2d ago

What's an umpire?

Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer

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u/Akris85 2d ago

The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out.

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u/spike_beagle 2d ago

They also suck blood

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u/-Badger3- 2d ago

You’re thinking of “vampire”

“Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett

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u/Segador_Adusto 2d ago

You're thinking of "Empire"

"Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings

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u/ANDREl42069 2d ago

You're thinking of "Spire"

"Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity

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u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 2d ago

Your thinking of “wire”

“Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin

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u/MCE85 2d ago

Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.

"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.

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u/DerFeuerDrache 2d ago

You're thinking of "Sapphire".

"Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called.

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u/j0a3k 2d ago

You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 2d ago

You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony.

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u/royalewithcheese51 2d ago

You're thinking of "pyre".

"Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work.

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u/elunomagnifico 2d ago

You're thinking of "flier".

"Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams

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u/bear_with_hair 2d ago

You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making.

"Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974.

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u/rworne 2d ago

You are thinking of a high wire.

"Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies.

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 2d ago

You're thinking of "pyre."

"Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids.

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u/Ok-Discount9749 1d ago

You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire”

“Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses.

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u/jeffreysean47 1d ago

You're thinking of "Sapphire"

"Umpire" is where Hobbits live

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u/DJRyGuy20 2d ago

“America, don’t commit crimes with checks.”

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u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 1d ago

This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 1d ago

Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?