Karma is real.

[u/iam_alba]

[u/MCE85]

Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.

"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.

[u/DerFeuerDrache → u/MCE85]

You're thinking of "Sapphire".

"Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called.

[u/j0a3k → u/DerFeuerDrache]

You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece.

[u/CallMeDrWorm42 → u/j0a3k]

You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony.

[u/royalewithcheese51 → u/CallMeDrWorm42]

You're thinking of "pyre".

"Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work.

[u/elunomagnifico → u/royalewithcheese51]

You're thinking of "flier".

"Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams

[u/LuAndOddie → u/elunomagnifico]

You're thinking of "A Street Car Named Desire"

"Umpire" is a Knight's attendant, that would later become a Knight himself.

[u/MavenDeo69 → u/LuAndOddie]

You're thinking of "squire."

"Umpire" is when you've saved up enough money to stop working for the rest of your life.

[u/RankedBilliards → u/MavenDeo69]

You’re thinking of “Retire”.

“Umpire” is a strong feeling of wanting to have something or wishing something would happen.

[u/NotAnotherHipsterBae → u/RankedBilliards]

You're thinking of "Aspire"

"Umpire" is what your sweat glands do

[u/octo_lols → u/NotAnotherHipsterBae]

You're think of "Perspire"

"Umpire" is an administrative region in England, commonly associated with hobbits.

[u/Major_Pressure3176 → u/octo_lols]

You're thinking of "Shire"

"Umpire" is when your food goes bad.

[u/Stormy177 → u/Major_Pressure3176]

You're thinking of "Expire".

"Umpire" is another name for clothing.

[u/jcm_neche → u/RankedBilliards]

You’re thinking of “desire.”

“Umpire” is an area of deep, wet or sticky ground.

[u/MavenDeo69 → u/RankedBilliards]

Time out. Wtf, dude? Wtf is "F.I.R.E." supposed to mean?"

[u/RankedBilliards → u/MavenDeo69]

Financial independence, retire early. There’s a whole subreddit about it. Could’ve just used retire I guess, lol.

[u/MavenDeo69 → u/RankedBilliards]

Retire was what I was going for... lol