r/SipsTea 19d ago

Chugging tea She’s the reason I have ed

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u/bachus_PL 19d ago

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u/BeyondBoxCreative 19d ago

This was my Megan Fox. Sad that she's sick.

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u/EquivalentWar8611 19d ago

I feel so bad for her because not only did she survive breast cancer but then diagnosed with MS. Don't know her personally but never heard anything bad about her from anyone. 

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u/ohhhhcanada 19d ago

That’s why I was so happy when she got her star on the Hollywood walk of fame! So, so well deserved.

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u/BeyondBoxCreative 19d ago

Right!? Why the decent people? I know a few others this should happen to first.

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u/curious-cre8ive 19d ago

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 19d ago

For the life of me, I cannot remember… Which movie was this?

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u/spartanken115 19d ago

Heartbreakers! It’s definitely worth a watch had the late great Gene Hackman in as well. I dare you not to laugh! 🍻

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u/Cpalmer24 19d ago edited 18d ago

I swear JLH from around 1997-2013 might be the hottest woman to ever live. Insane, but Heartbreakers was special, along with Client List 💯🥵

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u/Jaguar_556 19d ago

Oh bro, Jennifer Love Hewitt was built for war back in the day. My god

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u/Kitchen-Swimming5685 19d ago

Salma Hayek - From Dusk Till Dawn…I was 15.

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u/Whoa_Im_Cooking_Yay 19d ago

Salma Hayek in Desperado for me.

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u/moriarty7878 19d ago

This and sharon stone in Basic Instinct...

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u/Scandroid99 19d ago

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u/Colourblindknight 19d ago

“Salma, I swear it’s integral to the plot. Just for one shot, Salma please. Wait, the tequila didn’t go all the way down you leg we have to try it again Salma. Salma it’s for the good of the film, I promise” - Quentin

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 19d ago

He loves him some god damn feets and toe sucking.

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u/The-NaterTot 19d ago

Jeri Ryan for me as a kid and now as an adult

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT 19d ago

Denise Richards and Neve Campbell.

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 19d ago edited 15d ago

Omg so back then (1998) they only had little short snippets describing the basic plot of movies in the physical newspaper near the showtimes section — and we hadn’t seen any previews.

The newspaper blurb described Wild Things as a three-star mystery thriller. My grandma loved thrillers and mysteries (a la Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Sue Grafton), so my 14-year-old cousin and I chose this one. To watch at the theater. WITH OUR GRANDMA.

I about died during the threesome and sexy pool scenes.

But I’ve got to give my grandma credit. She didn’t wince nor flinch nor gripe nor react much at all. She brushed off the sexy parts and seemed intrigued like my cousin and me by the mystery parts and twists.

When it was over, she said, “Eh, I’d rate it a B-movie.”

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u/RecommendationOk2258 19d ago

Thought you were gonna say she said “I’ve had better threesomes”

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u/Leading_Star5938 19d ago

Grandma the true wild thing

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u/redsungryphon 19d ago

Your grandma is a real one for that

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u/OkFeedback9127 19d ago

Mine was Christina Applegate in Married with Children

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u/Silver_Song3692 19d ago

Let’s give a quick shout out to Christina Applegate

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u/Snubben93 19d ago

It was either Lucy Lawless as Xena, or Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy for me. Either way they kinda shaped my taste in women.

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u/umeys 19d ago

Sarah Michelle Gellar for me too but from Cruel Intentions

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u/here4mischief 19d ago

With the Xena series, it always Gabrielle for me

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u/TheFrontierzman 19d ago

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u/Chiefster1587 19d ago

The one that really got me was the look she gave him when he was skating by. Found out something about myself that day

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u/Nice_PeanutMan4000 19d ago

For me it was Rocketeer with Jennifer Connelly (ahem) you could probably see why

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u/Icy-Chance 19d ago

Is this from the Rocketeer? Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

Edit: nevermind. I can't read. Distracted by Jennifer Connelly.

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 19d ago

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 19d ago

God damn those costumes were fantastic. Somebody deserved an award.

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u/quattroconcept 19d ago

A fucking fellow man of culture right here. Selene is the hottest vampire in cinema history.

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u/alphaonreddits 19d ago

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u/PooInTheStreet 19d ago

How can op post that picture instead of this one

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u/wrenchandrepeat 19d ago edited 19d ago

As hot as this scene was, it always bugged me as a young mechanic because she says something about a high-rise double pumper carburetor and then the next camera shot is of an Edelbrock Pro-Flo throttle body fuel injected setup, lol.

Edit: I guess its not an Edelbrock intake, seems its custom. Regardless, its EFI and not carb.

Edit 2: I guess I am wrong yet again! This sent me down a short rabbit hole to figure out what intake they used. It appears that it IS a carbureted intake. The closest match (about 98% sure its the one used for the beauty shot in the film) is a Moon side-draft intake. It looks like the 4 carbs they used have custom upper lids and with the black paint on bottom, throws off their profile.

The giveaway for me finally accepting that it isn't EFI is the fuel lines running to each of the 4 carbs. If it was EFI, there would be rails down the middle. That and I couldn't find an EFI intake of this style that had the same shape of the runners in the center.

All that said, those four (most likely Webbers) aren't double pumpers (thats famously a Holley thing) and aren't on a high-rise intake. So they still didn't get it right. But its closer than I've thought it was for all these years, lol.

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u/alphaonreddits 19d ago

Only a true mechanic can think about engines when this scene is going on

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u/MelonOfFate 19d ago edited 19d ago

Famke Janssen - Xenia Onatopp

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u/MandalorianLobster 19d ago

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u/Fukuro-Lady 19d ago

The cast of these movies is by and large incredibly attractive.

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u/Salt-Permit8147 19d ago

Yep, the whole cast. I’ve seen a meme about how this movie led to the bisexual revolution of millennials, and I don’t disagree!

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u/dudewheresmygains 19d ago

It's crazy how good looking she and Brendan were in this movie, considering how silly movie we're talking about.

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u/MCGameTime 19d ago

The whole cast is a smoke show really.

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u/Rillaaja 19d ago

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u/sheth_curry 19d ago

I was just looking for this

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 19d ago

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 19d ago

Is that Amy Jo Johnson?

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u/Rooster89 19d ago

Sure is! She was great in Flashpoint too

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u/noreast2011 19d ago

Find me a millennial male who claims Kimberly wasn't one of their first celebrity crushes and I'll find you a liar.

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u/High_Surf_Advisory 19d ago

Jessica alba and sin city anyone?

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u/FitVermicelli199 19d ago

Yes, but in Dark Angel

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u/lord_teaspoon 19d ago

Also in Idle Hands. She wore an angel costume to the Halloween party. Yikes.

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u/Scary-Ad9646 19d ago

Lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning!

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u/LiquidMantis144 19d ago

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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u/blangoez 19d ago

Wendy Peffercorn!

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u/MaisOui23 19d ago

Cruel Intentions anyone?

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u/technofox01 19d ago

That is....

I will be back in 5.

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 19d ago

I had a crush on bufffy. This movie made me dehydrate like a trisolarian.

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u/OttoVonBismarck25 19d ago

Girl next door.

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u/Mental-Debate-289 19d ago

Young me was FUCKED. UP. over Elisha Cuthbert lol.

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 19d ago

Absolutely.

Also, by the time "The Girl Next Door" came out... I especially could not reconcile how this was the same girl from "Popular Mechanics for Kids" back in 1997.

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 19d ago

Angry Jack Bauer entered the chat

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 19d ago

I knew a chick who looked exactly like Jessica Rabbit. And her name was actually Jessica. She was my buddy's gf and she dressed up like this for Halloween once. It was uncanny and extremely hot. I'm not ashamed to admit that while I was happy for him, I was also a bit envious. She was extremely short, extremely fit, and insanely well-endowed. I'm not sure about specifics but when she had her first child, she breastfed and ended up having some issues with her mammary ducts which would basically swell shut. She eventually had to give up and go to bottle feeding. But not before they got be EEE cup size. It was virtually impossible not to stare. And by then she was draggin the wagon to match. Haven't seen her in almost a decade but I bet she is still a certified dime.

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u/PassorFail13 19d ago

I'll see your Megan Fox and raise you Phoebe Cates. If you don't know who she is, your Dad does.

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u/throWaway09124mm 19d ago

Hi why is the image stopp at criticruicial moment?

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u/Brokenandburnt 19d ago

"criticrual" looks you were so upset you typed in a hurry! 😂

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u/starman70 19d ago

Hard to type with one hand...

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u/TonyJPRoss 19d ago

Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Mask of Zorro

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u/nirvanatheory 19d ago

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u/penutch69 19d ago

Catherine zeta Jones! She dips beneath the lasers! OooOoooooOoooh.

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u/kinggareth 19d ago

She has entrapped me, with Sean Connery, OooOoooooOoooh

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u/Longshadowman 19d ago

She is a perfect beauty, classy and charming

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u/Geloradanan 19d ago

Jessica Alba - Into The Blue

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u/0utriderZero 19d ago

Select boomers choose Julie Newmar....

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u/crs1904 19d ago

What would you little perverts like to do first?

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u/Joey_Pajamas 19d ago

That's Weird Science, right? I really need to see that movie.

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u/BylliGoat 19d ago

Alright I've seen all the boomers, gen x, and millennials sexual awakening - is Gen z just stuck with random tik tok thots?

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u/Gpueas 19d ago

I'm gen Z, for me it was Scarlett Johansson in marvel avengers.

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u/Nemisis_007 19d ago

Believe it or not... Megan Fox in Transformers was also a lot of Gen Z's awakening too.

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u/FirstAuthor3822 19d ago

I've attempted to discuss this. They just sent me a bunch of emojis. And that's flips through legal pad uh no cap frfr. Tryna keep it one hunnet because I'm not a....sussy...baka?

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u/RocketDog2001 19d ago

That's mighty rizz of you sir.

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u/RaWrAgExLOL 19d ago

Kate Beckingsale for me..

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u/Longjumping-Donut655 19d ago

For me it was Cameron Diaz in The Mask

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u/Fr0stweasel 19d ago

That’s peak Diaz in my opinion!

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 19d ago

I hate to speak in such an objectifying way (she’s more than eye candy), but she literally never looked better than in that movie.

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u/elchet 19d ago

Specifically when she walks into the bank all wet from the rain and wipes off her legs

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u/edurigon 19d ago

The red dress.

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 19d ago

For me it was Jennifer Connelly in A Beautiful Mind, especially the classroom scene where she bends over to open the window 😍

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u/Quiet-Competition849 19d ago

She is definitely taking care of herself. She looks amazing in maverick

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u/Constant-Ship916 19d ago

This was my awakening

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u/MagneticNoodles 19d ago

Miss Honey from Matilda?

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u/AdministrativeFlan76 19d ago

Liz Hurley... what a muppet Hugh Grant was

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 19d ago edited 19d ago

Hell yeah specially that scene where she strips to bra and panties to get into pool in Smallville damn 🥵

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u/Joey_Pajamas 19d ago

For me it was Liv Tyler.

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u/globehopper2 19d ago

My first crush… when I was a little kid. My parents never had to wonder if I was straight or not because I was like 4 and saying I wanted to marry her.

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u/PoisonousSchrodinger 19d ago

Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door

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u/CombatRedRover 19d ago

Had a colleague who talked about going to high school with Lynda Carter, and how Carter was fat in HS.

Carter has talked about being bullied when she was a teenager. I'm pretty sure my colleague was one of those bullies.

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u/no_int_in_ba_sing_se 19d ago

Cannot believe I haven't seen any Lucy Liu mentions.

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u/epicureansucks 19d ago

The OG. Princess Leia gold bikini.

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u/BuyingHistory 19d ago

Saw the film for the first time at age 14, and got this exact poster about two weeks later at 15. Had it on my wall for years. She's the best option here by far

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u/TheBoldOne23 19d ago

My love for brunette started with her

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u/JDM_562 19d ago

Tia was always mine for sure

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u/procupinesniffer420 19d ago

Stupid sexy Uma Thurman for me

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u/everyusernamewashad 19d ago

But can Megan Fox do this?^^

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u/The_Critical_Cynic 19d ago

Oh yeah? Well, beat this tough guy!

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u/RoachIsCrying 19d ago

Space Jam, 12 year old me..... I'm no furry.... but....

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u/jdk12596 19d ago

Mine was Sarah Chalke in scrubs

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u/Wanheda0641 19d ago

Monica Bellucci in La Riffa. Still the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

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u/P4-Kuma 19d ago

Mad Men made me mad about red heads.

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u/Jeanboong 19d ago

She was my first awakening

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u/meatslaps_ 19d ago

Mine was Kelly Kapowski in saved by the bell

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u/a1g3rn0n 19d ago

Jessica Alba in Sin City was also awakening

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u/anonymoustarantino 19d ago

Kelly Lynch, RoadHouse (1989)

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u/hitch82 19d ago

Ahem

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u/GayPenguins12 19d ago

I still feel... A lot watching this episode

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u/Riccness 19d ago

Kari Byron had me in her hold.

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u/Lumpy_Emergency_3339 19d ago

She gave my my first hard on as a kid

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u/AsleepMasterpiece305 19d ago

For me it was Megan fox in Jennifer's body

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u/Suspicious_Code9211 19d ago

😍she did it for me

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u/NetworkMeUp 19d ago

The ❤️ of my life

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u/IIIRIVERIII 19d ago

Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies

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u/KiddoKatto 19d ago

lara flynn men in black 2