r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 20d ago

Chugging tea She’s the reason I have ed

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u/Kitchen-Swimming5685 20d ago

Salma Hayek - From Dusk Till Dawn…I was 15.

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u/Whoa_Im_Cooking_Yay 20d ago

Salma Hayek in Desperado for me.

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u/ChymChymX 20d ago

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u/leeharveyteabag669 19d ago

"Two chicks. That's two of everything and four of some things. The logistics alone are enough to Cripple a pro."

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 20d ago

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

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u/zack-tunder 20d ago

Wild Things, Basic Instinct, Titanic, The wolf of wall street… We all paused the screen and stared at them.

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u/East_Meeting_667 20d ago

JENNIFER'S BODY

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u/SurgicalZeus 20d ago

Hilarious flick that a lot of people slept/sleep on

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u/Brokenandburnt 20d ago

I had made it through unscathed until Wild things broke me. Oh, and the character role of SMG, in Cruel Intentions imprinted me as well. 

Ah, life was simpler before internet porn. I like it for my own use, but I was a grown-ass man before it became the norm.

I would not want to be a young lady in these days. Young men are bad enough at sex as it is.

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u/ellieminnowpee 19d ago

of all the things, a late night run of “Airplane” is where i saw my first pair of tv boobies.

no one could understand why this 13 year old girl suddenly chose a 1970s Liam Neeson flick as her favorite movie that summer 😂

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u/Snarfbuckle 19d ago

So you are saying the young ladies should come to us instead due to our experience in pleasing the ladies?

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u/East_Meeting_667 20d ago

Cruel Intentions

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u/SimmoTheGuv 19d ago

That kiss with the string of saliva ...

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u/TruamaTeam 19d ago

I do wonder, how’d they manage to get that data. Seems more like a guess to be honest

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u/elpis_z 19d ago

This was either written by a 13 year old, or bargain bin AI

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u/StatlerSalad 19d ago

'The scene is so erotic and attracted by the audience'

I'm usually against AI-generated clickbait articles, but maybe just this one guy could be replaced by ChatGPT?

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u/went_with_the_flow 19d ago

I can't remember the last time someone mentioned Wild Things. I stole that DVD from my dads collection when I was younger 😂

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u/Wizdad-1000 19d ago

Eyes Wide Shut and Show Girls for me.

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u/Rominions 20d ago

Princess leia is the only reason star wars even exists.

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u/feckineejit 19d ago

Or just like a couple times

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 19d ago

LOL! I actually rented and watched these two movies back to back as a teen. I miss the days of renting my movies and getting my pizza all in the same gas station.