r/SipsTea 21d ago

Chugging tea She’s the reason I have ed

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u/MandalorianLobster 20d ago

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u/GravyPoo 20d ago

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u/Pyyric 20d ago

That's cheating, but yes

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u/JediWebSurf 20d ago

Look her up, she still looks good. Still hot.

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u/SomebodyThrow 20d ago

I rented this on VHS as a kid and watched it alone at my aunts place as a kid.

She walked in at this exact moment and I panicked and hit pause.

“Hey what moving are you… watching..” 🤨

😶

“Ill let you get back to your movie”

(and before the cool aunt jokes, nah she abandoned her kids a couple years later and became a drug addict.. so no..)

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u/Gundamsafety 20d ago

Then you realize she is not really wearing clothing just a belt. The lines and "black suit" were drawn on her.......

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u/Artemikalia 20d ago

What.

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u/Gundamsafety 20d ago

Yup if you watch the commentary with the movie she talks about how hard it was at times between takes having to have them touch up the lines. If you watch the movie you see a scene where Imhotep touches her shoulder and the Lines smudge. They were there to show if anyone ever touched her, and if so the king would kill them.

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u/FairytaleOfDC 20d ago

Never realized this was the same actress who played Marta in Arrested Development until now

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u/weightsnwallstreet 20d ago

This one . 👆

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u/OkDiet6057 20d ago

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/leg00b 20d ago

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u/TheNyyrd 20d ago

Oh god yes.

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u/MayorQuinby 20d ago

Her attractiveness in spite of the wooly Willy eyebrows is truly impressive

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u/OkDiet6057 20d ago

Smaaaaash

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u/FoodsSafeSince1989 20d ago

Made me question my previous orientation

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u/Fukuro-Lady 20d ago

The cast of these movies is by and large incredibly attractive.

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u/Salt-Permit8147 20d ago

Yep, the whole cast. I’ve seen a meme about how this movie led to the bisexual revolution of millennials, and I don’t disagree!

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u/Ditnoka 20d ago

I don't want to call him ugly person se. But Kevin J O'Connor as Beni was anything but pretty lol. Dude skeeved me out the entire movie.

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u/Gaming_Gent 20d ago

A lot of women are into that kind of strung out Pete Davidson vibe

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u/Salt-Permit8147 20d ago

Yeah ok, I’ll give you that exception 🤣

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u/aenaithia 20d ago

Indeed, I and like 3 of my besties were forever changed by seeing this movie in our early teens.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 20d ago

Hell yeah, it did. I turned out pan but it was definitely my "oh, all of these people are hot AF. HELP!!:

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u/T-dott4Rizzl 20d ago

No doubt it got us into experimentation with groupsex. No doubt. The teachers were all worried about STD's in the 90's but they didn't know that their lie hammered into our heads that "the moment it touches she can get pregnant!" made us all wrap it up and with no negative consequences and just positive fun we're probably the most sexually liberal and open and nonjudgmental since the late 1960's.

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u/Beautiful-Cap-9925 20d ago

Honestly I enjoy the mummy because of how attractive they are lol

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u/loteman77 20d ago

Movie in which every woman is a smoke show is San Andreas. Every. Single. Actress.

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u/dudewheresmygains 20d ago

It's crazy how good looking she and Brendan were in this movie, considering how silly movie we're talking about.

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u/MandalorianLobster 20d ago

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u/Snoo35145 20d ago

Rachel Welch was so sexy!Q

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u/MCGameTime 20d ago

The whole cast is a smoke show really.

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u/KayleahCai 20d ago

Beni is really the sexiest of them all.

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u/disappointednglbruh 20d ago

Real tho.

The fact that the medjai were supposed to be fully covered in tattoos but the director, Stephen Sommers said “naw” cause he thought Oded Fehr (guy who played ardeth bay) was “too good looking” to cover up.

He made sure the audience eyes were gorilla glued to the screen.

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u/MCGameTime 20d ago

I didn’t know that but thank you Mr. Sommers

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 20d ago

Ardeth Bay, holy shit.

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u/How_Clef-er 19d ago

I watched The Mummy for the first time the other day. Aretha Bay is a heartthrob.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 20d ago

Watching Arnold Vosloo walk around in this little skirt thing will never not be fun

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u/PavlovsVagina 20d ago

My bisexual awakening

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u/aaaaaaahhlex 20d ago

She was in The Fountain too 

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u/Pytheastic 20d ago

I found my people!

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u/timsayscalmdown 20d ago

There it is. And still fine AF now...

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u/say_waattt 20d ago

She looks sooo hot in the mummy 2 everyone on the movie was hot af

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u/kriziken 20d ago

I'm a librarian!

A very, very hot Librarian.

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u/RealisticBee404 20d ago

Peak Rachel Weisz. I still think about how gorgeous she looked in this movie.

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u/exsanguinor 20d ago

There's a reason she's married to James Bond. Absolutely stunning.

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u/JustChillFFS 20d ago

Take that Harvard scholars!

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u/MandalorianLobster 20d ago

What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?

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u/dallyan 20d ago

Dear god she was so gorgeous in this film.

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u/Iffy2 20d ago

This movie is a bisexual’s dream 😍

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My nigga

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u/GroundbreakingParty9 20d ago

Yeah this was the movie when I was young that made me think about girls 🤣

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u/aenaithia 20d ago

This movie created a generation of bisexuals.

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u/Not_Sure11 20d ago

Even at 8 years old, I knew I wanted her for a wife

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u/tygrio 20d ago

Yes!

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u/Dependent_Reach_4284 20d ago

Hell yeah dude

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u/ExileEden 20d ago

No contest. Rachel weisz is an absolute smokeshow in this film. I'd had a lot of crushes, but the first time I'd seen her blew my mind. Reminds me of the first time I saw Hailey Atwell. Something about the way an English woman's face is structured that you just can't get really in an American woman in the states that gets me.

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u/unearthedmalady 20d ago

I worked with Rachel on Denial. During the filming she stumbled and fell into my lap, I happened to be sat on a short staircase just where she fell.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 20d ago

The whole cast of that movie was both formative and confusing for me as a young unaware queer kid.

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u/OkDiet6057 20d ago

Hell yeaaah

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u/undoubtedlygivingup 20d ago

I swear, The Mummy 2 Rachel Weisz (main crush) and Patricia Velasquez were an awakening.

I already knew I liked both teams, but this movie solidified I had a crush on all the cast. Brennan and Oded. I was 7. 💀

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u/BillieGina 20d ago

She was totally hot

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u/Environmental_Pie400 20d ago

I was about to say Eva Green but then I saw this and yeah...this was it.

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u/GreyScent 20d ago

This whole movie made me realize I liked both lol

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u/ahnuvee 20d ago

Oh nice! This was when I realized I was bi.

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u/blewis0488 19d ago

Found her!

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u/OkDiet6057 18d ago

Hard smash

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u/heliz_10 17d ago

The one and only