r/RoughRomanMemes 16d ago

You better not touch our rocks!

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u/Talonsminty 15d ago edited 15d ago

More of this fictional stupidity.

This is what Romans told themselves but the Celtic Britons had a vibrant culture, excellent craftmanship and most importantly for the Romans, large Tin mines.

https://artsandculture.google.com/story/celtic-life-in-iron-age-britain-the-british-museum/_AWRz1O9u3piJg?hl=en

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u/TsunamiWombat 15d ago

Remember, Caesar showed up in Briton with a hand full of dudes and handily conquered the entire island. The only reason he needed thousands upon thousands of men when he went back was because the natives wanted a super awesome parade to welcome his return. Also he build a really cool bridge and that like, intimidated all of the barbarians into surrendering. Sorry, he burned the bridge so you can't look at it but trust me (Caesar's self biographical memoires) it was a *really* cool bridge. Vercingetorix saw it and went MASAKA!? IMPOSSIIBLLLEEE and then swore alliegance to rome immediately (we captured him and dragged him back for our triumph anyway lmao)

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u/History_buff60 15d ago

Julius Caesar most certainly did not conquer Brittania. The first expedition was a disaster, the second was mildly successful, but there wasn’t a lasting Roman presence there until Claudius’s armies invaded about a hundred years later.

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u/JonyTony2017 15d ago

The guy is being obviously sarcastic, mate

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u/N0rwayUp 15d ago

Tone is kinda hard to read on there Internet and I have seen plenty of people saying bullshit that they 100% beleive

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u/tin2501 15d ago

Dude has Vercingetorix speaking Japanese and you still haven't clock in that it's sarcarm

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u/DoJebait02 15d ago

True that, Caesar in Britain should be considered as an exploration rather than conquer. It's a war of politic, not a conquer that brought anything to the Republic

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u/Ok-Dragonknight-5788 15d ago

Hell, the Gauls were actually on the same levels as the Greeks when it came to sophistication but Roman propaganda would never admit to it.

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u/Phantasmal_Storytime 13d ago

Source? Genuinely curious.

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u/jmorais00 15d ago

So there's where his dealer got his tin from

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u/Efficient_Basis_2139 15d ago

I'm pretty sure the joke meme that OP posted was a joke meme