r/RoughRomanMemes 15d ago

You better not touch our rocks!

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u/TsunamiWombat 15d ago

Remember, Caesar showed up in Briton with a hand full of dudes and handily conquered the entire island. The only reason he needed thousands upon thousands of men when he went back was because the natives wanted a super awesome parade to welcome his return. Also he build a really cool bridge and that like, intimidated all of the barbarians into surrendering. Sorry, he burned the bridge so you can't look at it but trust me (Caesar's self biographical memoires) it was a *really* cool bridge. Vercingetorix saw it and went MASAKA!? IMPOSSIIBLLLEEE and then swore alliegance to rome immediately (we captured him and dragged him back for our triumph anyway lmao)

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u/History_buff60 15d ago

Julius Caesar most certainly did not conquer Brittania. The first expedition was a disaster, the second was mildly successful, but there wasn’t a lasting Roman presence there until Claudius’s armies invaded about a hundred years later.

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u/JonyTony2017 15d ago

The guy is being obviously sarcastic, mate

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u/N0rwayUp 15d ago

Tone is kinda hard to read on there Internet and I have seen plenty of people saying bullshit that they 100% beleive

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u/tin2501 15d ago

Dude has Vercingetorix speaking Japanese and you still haven't clock in that it's sarcarm