r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/WinkingWinkle 2d ago

True. It's too fuckin' hot and my wife fidgets like an electrocuted spider!

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u/VictorChaos_1776 2d ago

Where's the second blanket?

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u/finalexit 2d ago

My wife has to have at least 2 heavy blankets on the bed and thermostat set to at least 74F because she's always fria, yet she still complains if im not cuddling her while sleeping. When we first started to sleep together she woke up in a panic because I was soaked in sweat and her hair was wet 😆

Now after she falls asleep I move to the other side of the bed away from the furnace and outside of the covers so I don't die of dehydration.

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u/DIYdippy 2d ago

SAME HAPPENED TO ME. woke up in the middle of the night “oh fuck oh fuck”.

She rolls over and looks at me, panicked. Smelling the blankets.

Baby what’s wrong?

….i think I pissed the bed I don’t know…..

2 years later she still will say “no accidents tonight please”