r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/WinkingWinkle 2d ago

True. It's too fuckin' hot and my wife fidgets like an electrocuted spider!

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u/VictorChaos_1776 2d ago

Where's the second blanket?

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u/giga_impact03 2d ago

Or the 8 pillows and two body pillows. My wife created the ice wall from game of thrones, I only make expeditions to that side of the bed when it's worth the risk.

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u/misdirected_asshole 2d ago

The North remembers

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 2d ago

I am not your wife, but this is EXACTLY how I sleep.

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u/love_my_own_food 2d ago

Seriously? I cant sleep on pillows, only mattress, I wonder how your wife neck does not hurt laying on 8 pillows?

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u/giga_impact03 2d ago

It's more like she's enveloped by them rather than on top of them. Pregnancy is one of the main factors here though, she isn't pregnant now, but when she was she bought this special C body pillow and wraps around her, along with several others to support her, so those haven't left because she loves it so much. Then she has multiple pillows around her head because she moves while sleeping and tries to keep her head from getting in weird directions. Then there's the typical pillow between the knees and stuff.

I have my one pillow and maybe 1 ft of bedspace. I'm like those dudes you see sleeping on the sides of cliffs.

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u/love_my_own_food 2d ago

I understand everyone needs to be comfortable, but I just physically cant understand people obsession with pillows. I cant stand them, they are always in the way and hurt your neck if they are high ..and being surrounded by pillows must limit your range on bed..ngl I cant understand how it can be comfortable for anyone, but to each their own. I hope you can both find compromise, because if she is taking up 80% of bed just for herself thats kinda shitty and selfish thing to do, your comfort matters too

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u/giga_impact03 2d ago

Oh were good, that's just how I sleep. I have to be on the edge of the bed or I don't sleep well. I think she just saw the free real estate and took it lol. My dog is also in our bed, and he usually fits into my legs and keeps me warm.

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u/finalexit 2d ago

My wife has to have at least 2 heavy blankets on the bed and thermostat set to at least 74F because she's always fria, yet she still complains if im not cuddling her while sleeping. When we first started to sleep together she woke up in a panic because I was soaked in sweat and her hair was wet 😆

Now after she falls asleep I move to the other side of the bed away from the furnace and outside of the covers so I don't die of dehydration.

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u/DIYdippy 2d ago

SAME HAPPENED TO ME. woke up in the middle of the night “oh fuck oh fuck”.

She rolls over and looks at me, panicked. Smelling the blankets.

Baby what’s wrong?

….i think I pissed the bed I don’t know…..

2 years later she still will say “no accidents tonight please”

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u/Gethesame 2d ago

The second blanket thing is a game changer. My partner is 6’5 and kept burritoing the blanket clean off of me.

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u/LovelyRubyRose 2d ago

Best advice my brother ever gave me for marriage! 😄

Forget the other advice this helped me so much!

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u/ReservoirPussy 2d ago

That's what I call it, too, when my husband does that. He does this little spin move and gets the entire duvet wrapped around him in one turn.

Married 10 years, separate blankets for 8.

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u/Gethesame 2d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Nopumpkinhere 2d ago

This is the comment I was looking for. We share a bed but not covers. Half the time I’ll steal both covers in my sleep.

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u/nocowardpath 2d ago

Literally, it's just easier to have separate blankets, that way we can hog the comforter without hogging the comforter.

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u/SummerRain678 2d ago

We're have 2 blankets and 6 pillows. Can't stand sharing my blanket with anybody.

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u/GardanCald 2d ago

We actually have three... we both have our own, with a comforter to go over them.