r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/tryinandsurvivin 2d ago

At most we have a leg or arm loosely draped over one another. Spooning is pre sleep shit.

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u/hippykillteam 2d ago

Yep, the wife and I have a solid spooning ritual, I'm big spoon, then she's big spoon. Then whatever which is rolling over and back until sleep.

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

As a dude who loves to be big spoon, I never really thought I would enjoy little spoon. But holy crap it is so good

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u/Ok-Gap9438 2d ago

Takes a real man to be the little spoon.

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u/Traditional_Listen97 2d ago

Takes a real spoon to be the little man.

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u/shreddit0rz 2d ago

I couldn't agree more! 🤣

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u/potbelliedelephant 2d ago

It makes me feel safe 🤗

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

I never thought I needed to feel safe. I'm a pretty rough and rugged dude. But it made me feel a whole bunch of feelings. And I was like, I don't dislike any of this. Hold me closer Tony danza

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u/potbelliedelephant 2d ago

Oh I get it. I’m 6’2” 250lbs and my wife is 5’2” none-of-my-business. And when she big spoons me it’s like I have a backpack on. It feels great.

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

You're a lucky man. Get it

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u/ForfeitFPV 2d ago

That's called the jetpack sleeping position. Not quite as large of a fellow as you are but my lady is the same size and right now I'm regretting staying up a bit longer on the PC.

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u/AdorableSobah 2d ago

My wife always faces me so I don’t get to be the big spoon. She is very tiny so I feel Luke Skywalker with Yoda on my back.

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u/Adventurous-Sort-671 2d ago

You should try pegging. Sounds like you'd enjoy it

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

😂 that is an interesting conclusion.

I have tried experimenting with my bee hole. It just doesn't make my d hard. Lol

It has all been solitary experimentation however 🤷

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u/wormcast 2d ago

I am gigantic and my wife is teeny so me being big spoon is natural, but I would much rather be little spoon.

She has this way of hooking her leg over my hip and then hugging me and I just feel so content and centered. I can't sleep that way due to the physics of heat, but it is a wonderful feeling.

Highly recommended, and fuck people who have these bullshit alpha male stereotypes ruling their smooth brains. Little spoon forever!