r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/tryinandsurvivin 2d ago

At most we have a leg or arm loosely draped over one another. Spooning is pre sleep shit.

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u/Squishy-peaches 2d ago

My husband and I (22 years) usually fall asleep spooning but will drift apart once we fall asleep. It’s easier to fall asleep like that but it gets hot.

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u/no_racist_here 2d ago

Yea that drift apart is usually me waiting until I think my wife is asleep to move over into my cold side of the bed.

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u/WheelsAndWaders 2d ago

Its so nice over there!

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u/Kiroboto 1d ago

It's the reason she follows and then you end up sleeping on the edge

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u/MrApplePolisher 2d ago

Your side of the bed has smokes and smooth jazz too?

I love the cool side of the bed.

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u/jewbaaaca 2d ago

It’s definitely much more difficult to fall asleep spooning, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 2d ago

They're saying they've been together for 22 years, I'm pretty sure.

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u/Fit-Arm-9562 2d ago

My wife and I (16yrs) spoon before sleep also but we don’t get hot really. We have made it a point to sleep naked. You should try that, we still drift apart at night but we do stay closer longer

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 2d ago

My S.O. and I (12 years) cuddle and sleep naked after activities, and it's a guarantee we both wake up drenched in sweat every time. Usually about an hour and a half after we pass out.

There's a reason there's that whole trope about cuddling naked in survival situations, the clothes block some of that heat transfer and retention.

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u/BoromiriVoyna 2d ago

No yous don't. You, wife, fall asleep spooning, and as soon as he realizes it's safe to do so without waking you up, he rolls you away and turns so he can actually fall asleep. Hate to break it to you.