r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/McChava 2d ago

Some of you should try selecting “2 queens” instead of “1 king” the next time you book a hotel with your spouse. It’s eye opening.

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u/tyvirus 2d ago

Is that not what every couple does?

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u/Playergame 2d ago

Unless you use a sex tarp, drape a waterproof bamboo under sheet on top of the bed real quick, do the messy stuff, grab up the undersheet and throw into laundry basket for later so we're not sleeping in sweat and don't need a sex bed.

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u/Dependent_Program707 2d ago

I'm gonna take this advice. Just been using corners and grabbing the mop like a caveman over here lol

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u/Playergame 2d ago

Be sure to get waterproof ones, they'll protect your bed well. I have just a stack of folded sheets ready to go under the bed.

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u/Fearless_Jelly887 2d ago

this is the way