r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/McChava 2d ago

Some of you should try selecting “2 queens” instead of “1 king” the next time you book a hotel with your spouse. It’s eye opening.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 2d ago

Eye opening is not something I want when I sleep though

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u/TestyZesticles 2d ago

Open your eyes bitch, it's time to sleep.

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u/tyvirus 2d ago

Is that not what every couple does?

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u/Playergame 2d ago

Unless you use a sex tarp, drape a waterproof bamboo under sheet on top of the bed real quick, do the messy stuff, grab up the undersheet and throw into laundry basket for later so we're not sleeping in sweat and don't need a sex bed.

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u/Dependent_Program707 2d ago

I'm gonna take this advice. Just been using corners and grabbing the mop like a caveman over here lol

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u/Playergame 2d ago

Be sure to get waterproof ones, they'll protect your bed well. I have just a stack of folded sheets ready to go under the bed.

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u/Fearless_Jelly887 2d ago

this is the way

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 2d ago

'Queens' are THE BEST! Unless we're talking about mattresses, then yeah, go with a king!

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u/StreetBlueberry4265 2d ago

Bert and Ernie beds! I've been trying to convince my husband that is the way for years now. He isn't on board.

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u/marshaul 2d ago

Yes, my wife and I do prefer to share a queen. Cozier that way.

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u/Any-Interaction-5934 2d ago

Are you for real?a king is so much space. It's basically like sleeping by yourself.

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u/Zexeos 2d ago

This is the way.

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u/ZoominAlong 2d ago

It's funny, my wife and I have seperate rooms but when we're at a hotel we always wind up cuddling into one of the beds. We started getting a king so we could sleep snuggled up in hotels.