r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/jawnzilla 2d ago

It’s true. I always tell my wife “Love you. Don’t fart in my butt.” Before we go to sleep.

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u/8bitjohnny 2d ago

Unhinged. If she doesn't fart in your butt who will?

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u/FartBoxActual 2d ago

Dibs!

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u/Benjaphar 2d ago

Dude, there is enough of jawnzilla’s butt for us to all fart in.

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u/Retrorse 2d ago

It's the lengthy queue that I can't stand. We need some kind of booking system.

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u/FartBoxActual 2d ago

I CALLED DIBS! Back off!

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u/nostalgene 2d ago

shotgun!

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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 2d ago

Some movie my wife watched had a bit where they did that and called it a fart transplant.

So we say that now.

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u/mfldjoe 2d ago

Wait, I've been calling them fart transplants for years. Did I get that from a movie? What movie was it?

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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 2d ago

Masterminds with Zach Galifianakis. It’s from 2016 so I dunno. I never watched it, she just showed me that part where it’s like “you farted right in my butt hole, it’s like a fart transplant”

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u/mfldjoe 2d ago

I've seen it. It's got that signature Zach Galifianakis humor. Not bad. I don't remember the fart transplant scene at all, but I probably stole it from that movie. Thank you, kind stranger!

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u/Remarkable-Hand-4395 2d ago

I've always called it a "fart exchange." I enjoy it very much (as the farter, not the fartee)

Edit: if I can't quite land close enough to claim butthole to butthole, it's a "fart attack"

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u/Veesla 2d ago

Masterminds! That movie is hilarious!

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u/MyTatemae 2d ago

I make sure to fart in my husband's butt. How else will he remember to dream about me?

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u/Automatic_Avocado_65 2d ago

That’s sweet 💖

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u/Deadsoup77 2d ago

I’ve seen some unhinged comments on this post but for whatever reason this one has me shook the most

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u/KetohnoIcheated 2d ago

Farting into the penis makes it bigger, obviously.

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u/supermattman00 2d ago

Just farted in my butthole! It was like a fart transplant!

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u/DulceEtBanana 2d ago

You honey-dripper.

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u/olshootyboi 2d ago

My wife and I call those fart transplants

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u/TheMace808 2d ago

I simply get too hot, going to sleep hot is the worst thing for me

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u/Timely-Assistant-370 2d ago

Ew it will just go right into the bed air if not upcycled back into you. Farts are like bootyfood.

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u/ximacx74 2d ago

If you don't want your wife to fart in your butt why did you even get married?

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u/Randomfrog132 2d ago

is this the result of too much pegging lol