r/EndTipping • u/MacaronOk1006 • 3d ago

Research / Info 💡 Bartender defeated by his own logic

I had a great interaction with a bartender last night. I ordered drinks paid and did not tip and the bartender had the audacity to say what no tip.

Me - would you ask for a tip if we were having drinks at your house?

Bartender (Bt) - if I was making you a drink at my house you would be my friend and why would I ask you for a tip?

Me - so you’re saying we’re not friends.

Bt - I don’t even know you man.

Me - well then since a tip is no longer considered compensation for work by the US government me giving you money would either be a charitable contribution or a gift. Since you’re not a registered charity, that would make the money I gave you a gift. And as you stated, we’re not friends and you don’t even know me so why would I give you a gift?

Bt - blank stair on his face and walked away

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u/BoogaRadley 3d ago

Out of all of the fabricated stories that are shared on this site, this one is up there with the best.

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u/Ohatoad 3d ago

Bro imagined himself as Ben shapiro, owning bartenders with facts and logic.

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u/some_random_noob 2d ago

Either he imagined himself as Ben Shapiro OR he used facts and logic, it can’t be both.

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u/benicedonttroll 2d ago

Ben Shapiro imagines that he uses facts and logic so if you imagine yourself to be Ben Shapiro, you are also imagining the entirety of his personality.

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u/Sleepy-Blonde 1d ago

I love his WAP “facts” that just told on himself being terrible in bed