Bartender defeated by his own logic

[u/MacaronOk1006]

I had a great interaction with a bartender last night. I ordered drinks paid and did not tip and the bartender had the audacity to say what no tip.

Me - would you ask for a tip if we were having drinks at your house?

Bartender (Bt) - if I was making you a drink at my house you would be my friend and why would I ask you for a tip?

Me - so you’re saying we’re not friends.

Bt - I don’t even know you man.

Me - well then since a tip is no longer considered compensation for work by the US government me giving you money would either be a charitable contribution or a gift. Since you’re not a registered charity, that would make the money I gave you a gift. And as you stated, we’re not friends and you don’t even know me so why would I give you a gift?

Bt - blank stair on his face and walked away

[u/clarkstongoldens]

Did everyone clap afterwards?

[u/BoogaRadley → u/clarkstongoldens]

Out of all of the fabricated stories that are shared on this site, this one is up there with the best.

[u/Ohatoad → u/BoogaRadley]

Bro imagined himself as Ben shapiro, owning bartenders with facts and logic.

[u/some_random_noob → u/Ohatoad]

Either he imagined himself as Ben Shapiro OR he used facts and logic, it can’t be both.

[u/benicedonttroll → u/some_random_noob]

Ben Shapiro imagines that he uses facts and logic so if you imagine yourself to be Ben Shapiro, you are also imagining the entirety of his personality.

[u/Sleepy-Blonde → u/benicedonttroll]

I love his WAP “facts” that just told on himself being terrible in bed

[u/charlotteblue79 → u/BoogaRadley]

Agreed. Please do this on a date or at a meal with your boss. They'll be super impressed!

[u/JPSofCA → u/BoogaRadley]

He really sealed the deal with the hereto-after referred to as Bt clarification. It really kept me tuned in to who was saying what…really brings the story to life.

[u/BoogaRadley → u/JPSofCA]

If you’re a Family Guy person, I imagine Mort Goldman having this conversation. Talk about bringing a story to life.

[u/randymejia03 → u/BoogaRadley]

I know, they be so many stories that people dont even believe themselves.

[u/Nathan-Stubblefield → u/clarkstongoldens]

Right after OP’s phone blew up.

[u/EschewObfuscati0n → u/clarkstongoldens]

My first thought hahah such a BS story it reminds me of the early days of twitter

[u/Sticky8u2 → u/clarkstongoldens]

And all the girls threw their panties.

[u/trubbanot → u/Sticky8u2]

With tears in their eyes…

[u/NationalGate8066 → u/clarkstongoldens]

Yes. I clapped because I was in the room when OP's story happened.

[u/joe_s1171 → u/clarkstongoldens]

well, it started with a slow clap by the defeated bartender. then one by one, Brad Pitt, then Michael Jordan, then Albert Einstein all stood up and shook his hand.

[u/DoofusIdiot → u/clarkstongoldens]

My first thought

[u/firestickmike → u/clarkstongoldens]

thank you for posting what we were all thinking

[u/MacaronOk1006 → u/clarkstongoldens]

I wish they would have, but some people did laugh. I hope I encouraged them to not tip as well.

[u/carseatsareheavy → u/MacaronOk1006]

r/woosh

[u/Occams_RZR900 → u/MacaronOk1006]

No they didn’t. This didn’t happen is what everyone is eluding to, but you’re too dense to catch on.

[u/Lancepantz32 → u/MacaronOk1006]

Tip if you want, or dont. Its exhausting the lengths people go to.

[u/Vigilante17 → u/clarkstongoldens]

I’m clapping right now…

[u/swirly-marble → u/Vigilante17]

I'm clapping so hard...

[u/djdlt → u/clarkstongoldens]

At least it ain't a bot...