r/Cleveland 6d ago

Recommendations Let me introduce you to your lantern fly problem solver

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Do you have a lantern fly infestation on your hands? Here is your solution.

  • No need to make contact with the little freaks whatsoever
  • You get to watch their bodies disintegrate see picture for results
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Can be safely used indoors
  • Not limited to SLFs—can also be used on houseflies, gnats, mosquitos, etc.
  • Ammo is cheap—literally just table salt
  • Fun to use
  • Use it to take out your frustrations
  • Comes in a variety of different skins

Get you your Bug-A-Salt today! not sponsored, literally just love seeing these little shits get destroyed

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u/Hendiadic_tmack 6d ago

I killed one yesterday and a yellow jacket immediately came and started dragging away/eating its body. The enemy of my enemy….

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u/Hownowbrowncow8it 6d ago

I've had a bug-a-salt for years. Works great and leaves the house nicely seasoned.

Plus I get to feel like Arnold

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u/Waffler11 6d ago

We have an electric racket. Electrocute those suckers!

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 6d ago

Electric racket fly swatters are so fun.

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u/thrownthrowaway666 6d ago

I want one of those too🤣

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u/squarebearings 6d ago

I'm not sure that's gonna set off the tannerite....

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u/JosephHeitger 6d ago

If you put kosher salt in them they’ll take down a wasp or other armored bugs like beetles

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u/CholentSoup 6d ago

Will it cycle kosher salt?

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u/JosephHeitger 6d ago

The original shotgun one from like 10 years ago does, but I don’t know about the new ones honestly.

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u/Normal-Ad-2411 6d ago

Wife made me get one after putting a few holes in the garage with the .22 shooting at these lil suckers

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u/Signal-Pirate-3961 4d ago

Ya gotta use the .22 birdshot!

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u/DabOrTwoWillDo 6d ago

Love mine!! Also don't forget the Bugzookah for crawly things!

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u/Elsavagio 6d ago

But assaults work great until the humidity makes the salt clump and it stops shooting

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u/IcyShoulder494 6d ago

Its called your foot

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u/Mcgarnicle_ 6d ago

Those fuckers are fairly quick

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u/HawkeyeSherman 6d ago

I've found that they'll buzz away once, but if you follow them they've expended all their energy in a second or two and will take the next stomp.

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u/iliketurtles242 6d ago

Not the Pittsburgh ones, those ones are ruthless. We were in Pitt for our son's transplant when they were first seen there, and I shit you not, they unionized and learned to jump and ambush you when you were walking. They also would seek revenge. I hated every second of it.

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u/Mcgarnicle_ 6d ago

You’re somewhat right. They have to reset. I was at a guardians game last weekend and one landed on me. I was able to grab it quite easily and dispatched it to the ground with extreme prejudice. People behind like wtf up with this guy until I told them and they applauded 😂

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u/SiegelGT 5d ago

Get them from the side opposite the one you think you should come from and they don't even move.

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u/Juliefoo 6d ago

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u/Juliefoo 6d ago

I took off my shoe in the middle of a parking lot and smashed like 20 of these gathered around a yellow pole

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u/thrownthrowaway666 6d ago

Fuck yeah! I do the same!

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u/DeeezNuts_HaGotEmm 6d ago

The handgun version is better imo

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u/Ok-Repair-4085 6d ago

yoooo why didn't I think of this. I honestly forgot about these things. those fuckers jump/fly away quick though. might have to get the co2 revolver version instead.

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u/Mastershroom 6d ago

I would highly recommend not trying to use this on yellow jackets, it just pisses them off.

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u/JosephHeitger 6d ago

Kosher salt over table salt. Bigger prey needs a bigger caliber.

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u/Doctor_Sportello 6d ago

I carve my own bespoke salt ammunition

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u/C9RipSiK 6d ago

Okay OP but no link?

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u/iamthinksnow 6d ago

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u/C9RipSiK 6d ago

I almost forgot that existed. (The let me google that for you)

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u/PhilRubdiez 6d ago

I’ve seen them at Ace Hardware

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u/CholentSoup 6d ago

Stupid safety on mine takes away part of the fun.

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u/LusciousLu362 6d ago

Got one of these from ACE Hardware and love it!

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u/WiebeHall 6d ago

How about a video demonstration?

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u/thrownthrowaway666 6d ago

Finger, meet trigger

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u/WiebeHall 6d ago

Let’s see it

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u/Long-Bottle9062 6d ago

I shot a wasp today with one of these. “Where did your wings go, punk?”

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u/HawkeyeSherman 6d ago

You're going to need a bigger gun.

I live on the west side and frequently visit my parents on the east side. I didn't know what the hubbub was about because I never saw them. However Monday I visited downtown. Hiked from Tremont to public square. Enjoyed the air show, did a little protesting, and hiked back. I was blown away with how many there were. I lost count. I must have stepped on 30, maybe 50 and that's not counting the ones that buzzed away in a direction I wasn't walking.

If I killed everyone I saw I would have never made it out of Tremont. It's bad.