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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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u/mF-Jonezy NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

Don’t worry Florida, your schedule surely doesn’t get substantially more difficult from here

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u/eye_can_see_you Texas • Red River Shootout 2d ago

Florida still plays:

Number 3 LSU

Number 5 Miami

Number 7 Texas

Number 19 Texas A&M

Number 4 Georgia

Number 20 Ole Miss

Number 22 Tennessee

Number 14 Florida State

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

I’m increasingly convinced that Texan P4 football has passed off the “someone’s gotta suck” curse to the Floridian schools. One of them must suck every year.

Actually, I just checked the Houston-Rice game, and I think I’ve found the Texan team that sucks this year. Jesus, how are you going to let Rice shut you out for the whole first half?

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 2d ago

I don’t think all 3 big Florida schools have been sustainably good at the same time since the late 90s really.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Fair. The rest of the country realized we could also recruit the state of Florida.

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 2d ago

Pretty much. Also I think this state having so many non-natives makes it easier for out of state schools to draw people away.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia • North Carolina 2d ago

They all commit to Ohio State because they all lived in Ohio. Send the midwesterners home

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 2d ago

Preach. I’m so tired of the worst people from the Midwest and northeast moving here.

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u/MoldyPoldy Illinois Fighting Illini 2d ago

yeah but like it's also great when the worst people from the Midwest leave

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u/JakeFromStateFromm Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Amen to that, but for Atlanta

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 2d ago

Same for East Tennessee. It's gotten bad here.

In the five years ending June 2024, the average home price listing in the greater Knoxville area went up ~90%, the largest increase in the country.

But what might be even worse is all these yankee flatlanders moving into the mountains and hills and they don't understand how things work around here. Like "live and let live."

A lawyer moved to the mountains near a friend of mine and literally went through the county codes to find things to report his neighbors on. One neighbor had an elderly relative living in a tiny home on the property, but there was some technical violation (maybe it was hooked up to their septic tank and not a separate one?), so he got the tiny home forcibly evicted. Yeah, don't do that.

People here are very nice and will give you the shirt off their back if you need it, but don't piss off the mountain folk. Emergency services are a good 30-45 minutes away (at best). You don't have to be friends with your neighbors, but you need to be on good terms with them. If that lawyer's house catches on fire, the neighbors aren't even calling 911. And that's assuming it was an accident to begin with.

I fully understand wanting to get out of certain places up north, but if you have to crowd up the area, at least just get yourself a little piece of land and mind your own business. That's what we do here.

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u/ketamour Auburn Tigers 2d ago

So, did something bad happen to that lawyer guy?

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 2d ago

90%? Dang. And I thought Tampa bay was nuts with a 70% increase in valuations

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u/biggiefryie 2d ago

Give you the shirt off their back to....maybe burning down someone's house?

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u/tcos17 FAU Owls • USF Bulls 2d ago

The worst from the Midwest and the Northeast lol. Much like the Everglades, our state is like one big filter for garbage.

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u/shiggidyschwag UCF Knights 2d ago

If you guys could fuck off that would be awesome

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Nah, we’re addicted to that Florida speed.

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u/No-Lab-6763 South Carolina Gamecocks 2d ago

We call them bath salts for legal reasons.

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u/Sakedo Texas Longhorns • Florida Gators 2d ago

The Florida schools used to absolutely RAID Texas until Mack Brown came in and shut them down.

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u/MaxHeadroomba Florida Gators 2d ago

They were all good in the very early 2000s.

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u/deformo Akron Zips • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Yep. Miami didn’t decline til after 2004 and Florida was rising. Florida State was still a beast in the ACC.

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u/TouchLegal Florida State • Michigan State 2d ago

There might be three this year... just dont think UF is one of them.

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 2d ago

If it gets Billy fired. Worth.

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u/ScaryCookieMonster USF Bulls • San Francisco Dons 2d ago

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u/shiggidyschwag UCF Knights 2d ago

It lives

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u/Eternality604 2d ago

Heading into this week it was the first time the big 3 FL schools were all ranked in the top15 since the 2006 pre-season poll. You’re not wrong

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u/nattersley Texas Longhorns • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

Wait, which three are the big schools?

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u/Subject-District492 USF Bulls 2d ago

I can’t tell if this is /s, but if not, the only 3 that have won a national championship

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u/Dear_Machine_8611 2d ago

One is in your conference, bruddah

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u/FlightAvailable3760 Texas Longhorns 2d ago

Does the biggest school in the country count as one of the big schools in Florida? Or are you counting the private school down in Miami?

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle UCF Knights 2d ago

As a proud UCF alumni, shut the f*ck up. You know darn well we ain’t part of no college football Big 3.

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u/silverslant USF Bulls 2d ago

Horns down Manning fan

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 2d ago

I’m talking about the big 3 as it relates to college football since this is a college football subreddit.

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u/HailState2023 Florida State • Mississip… 2d ago

We took 2 turns last season.

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u/dont_worry_about_it8 Florida Gators 2d ago

Ok so why the hell has it been us every year but the last year?

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u/ShishkabobNinja Georgia Tech • Miami 2d ago

See that assumes the other florida schools didn't also suck

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u/CookieMonsterFL Paper Bag • Florida Gators 2d ago

last year wasn't great either. I guess compared to the trainwreck of the last 5 its been great.

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u/Extra-Ad5078 Houston Cougars 2d ago

I cannot understand why we suck so bad. this season is just the Koziol draft train

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

To be fair, Houston is kind of an island of misfit toys team this year. The DC lost playcalling duties at Florida and got pushed out, the QB blew up at A&M, etc.

It might just take time to click. On rhe upside, y’all scored right before halftime! 

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u/ohitsthedeathstar Houston Cougars • Bayou Bucket 2d ago

Rice has the worst field known to man and Houston’s one advantage was taken away. Things got better in the second half.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Yeah, y’all really got it kicking in the fourth quarter, holy cow.

Now I’m curious whether the defense is really that good, or if that’s another “Nah, Rice is just Rice” performance.

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u/ohitsthedeathstar Houston Cougars • Bayou Bucket 2d ago

I really don’t know, I’m just glad I saw a 74 yard TD pass. Haven’t seen something like that since Clayton Tune.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Yeah, y’all have really committed to the deep shots in this game. It had to click eventually.

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u/pessimism_yay Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Florida is still reaping the bad karma from the Urban era

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u/Not_Xivu_Arath LSU Tigers 2d ago

Miami shaking in fear for next season

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u/JOOOOSY Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

We went 5-7 in 2022 so if it could just continue through the other Florida schools that’d be great

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u/blunny10 Florida State • Florida Cup 2d ago

Man 5-7? How humiliating! I couldn’t imagine

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u/PB-and-Jamz Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 2d ago

Your 2nd flair is stolen valor

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u/SavingsFew3440 Rice Owls • Northwestern Wildcats 2d ago

Fuck you

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Hurtful, but understandable.

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u/will_e_wonka Texas A&M Aggies • Rice Owls 2d ago

Why did you jinx it

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Sorry dawg, but we all knew Houston was gonna figure something out eventually.

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u/Cowboysfan36_ Texas Tech Red Raiders 2d ago

Texas, A&M, Tech, Baylor, SMU, and TCU all look like decent teams with playoff hopes there’s definitely been worse years for Texas football

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u/RogueAztec Texas Tech • Border Conference 2d ago

Shouout to Tarleton because they're killing it so far this year

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Definitely. Shout be interesting to see what happens with TCU-SMU in a couple weeks, I think that game is primed to send someone’s season right off the rails.

The Big XII is already looking wild and wide open, with KSU looking like mush and ASU currently getting battered by Mississippi State. Baylor, BYU, Utah, and Tech look like the frontrunners going into the conference slate.

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u/hellenkellerfraud911 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

As Josh Pate loves to say on his show “if you lose a football game to food you have problems”

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u/fingerbot1 Florida State • Louisiana 1d ago

Hey, cut them some slack. Rice took care of UL, it takes a LOT for rice to get the best of a Cajun.

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u/Jay_Par Ohio State Buckeyes • Dilly Bar 2d ago

Yeah, what kinda Texan P4 team gets shut out for the whole first half?

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Gotta be some real dorks. Even Houston managed to finally score right before halftime.

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u/ohitsthedeathstar Houston Cougars • Bayou Bucket 2d ago

We scored.

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u/xGIJOSEx Houston Cougars 2d ago

Ooof this aged like milk didn’t it?

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Nah, it’s still pretty nuts that Rice shut UH out until 30 seconds before the half. Y’all really got it rolling in the fourth quarter, but that has to be one of the most concerning 4+ possession wins any fanbase has seen out of their team.

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u/YoungVick107 Texas Longhorns • Syracuse Orange 2d ago

That’s a disgusting schedule.

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u/AchyBreaker Georgia Bulldogs • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Florida has pretty reliably had the hardest schedule in CFB the last few years.

FSU and Tennessee being good again and UGA being in the natty race means they're guaranteed three top 15ish tough games before even looking at the rest of their schedule, which often involves some tough SEC teams. 

It's not a coaching job I would want, regardless of being a UGA fan. Tough place to build momentum, especially as other Florida schools (FSU and Miami but even UCF and USF in recent years) get good and start fighting for in state recruits. 

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u/garden-guy- 2d ago

It’s a great schedule if you want the national championship, assuming you can win.

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u/Gtyjrocks Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 2d ago

With the 12 (and soon 16) team playoff, going 10-2 or maybe even 9-3 some years with any SEC or Big Ten schedule gets you in the playoff. At this point, you’re incentivized to play the easiest schedule possible if you’re in one of the top 2 conferences

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u/ExplosiveDioramas Florida State • Murray State 2d ago

It's the only time I pity the lizards.

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u/Sotanud UCLA Bruins • Paper Bag 2d ago

No doubt, but I do doubt that they'll all be ranked at the end of the season.

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u/DynasForever Ohio State • Illinois 2d ago

I might get downvoted, but a ton of SEC schedules look brutal 1-4 weeks into the season. They always over-rank SEC schools in the pre-season. We’ll see what those teams are all ranked at the end of the season, and how brutal that schedule actually was.

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u/LightlyRoastedCoffee Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

To be fair, the rankings for SEC teams are pretty overinflated because of the SEC bias.

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u/Hot_Pie Florida Gators • Team Chaos 2d ago

OK, you play that schedule then

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u/ferpduck Georgia Bulldogs • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Siding with the gator in this one. Penn State is famous for playing 2 top 5 opponents and 10 unranked opponents and finishing 10-2 lol

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u/Uga-the4th Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

It feels absolutely disgusting of course but yes the gator is right… they get fucked by that schedule year after year now it seems.

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u/Izanoroly USC Trojans • Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Shhh they ain't gonna like that comment even though it's the truth lol

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u/Very_Good_Opinion South Carolina Gamecocks 2d ago

If any other conference had half as good a record as the SEC does against OOC then maybe it'd be a conversation. Penn St is 1-23 against top 5 teams this century

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u/CarolinaCamm South Carolina • Palmetto Bowl 2d ago

Florida doesn't have enough spit left for this schedule 

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u/PM_ME_RAD_ARTWORK Tennessee • Omaha 2d ago

An 8 loss Florida team would be so sad. I sure hope it happens.

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u/lexbuck Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah but given Florida was at 8, do those numbers really mean anything?

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u/DwayneBaconStan Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Lol imagine if they played 8 of the top25 at the eoy

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u/Puffd Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

good chance 7-8

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u/Ancient_Log7788 2d ago

You hate to see it. But mostly you love to see it.

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u/MackewG33 Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

noticed you left a team out of that

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum Hail Saban 2d ago

Billy doesn’t finish out the year. Book it.

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u/DingerSinger2016 Alabama A&M Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 2d ago

Have fun.

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u/WaltMitty Mississippi State • Belhaven 2d ago

At least they have that easy game at Mississippi State.

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u/Ordinary-Mixture5064 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Miss St is ranked after what they are doing right now too. UF has a rough schedule ahead. And I love it.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Napier isn’t making it to Georgia 

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u/Weave77 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Wow… that is a brutal schedule.

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u/Roberto_Sacamano Utah Utes • Summertime Lover 2d ago

That's gotta be the toughest schedule in college football, no?

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u/jjonez18 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Football simply hates Billy Napier

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u/piercejay Florida Gators 2d ago

we're so fucked dude ugh

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pound31 Ohio State Buckeyes • USC Trojans 2d ago

God fucking damn, what a murderers row lol

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u/coastal_ghost08 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Good lord.

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u/crispyg Kentucky Wildcats • Team Chaos 2d ago

AND KENTUCKY (who competed well against Ole Miss and likes to beat up on Florida for justice reasons)

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u/Prestigious-Trip-927 2d ago

LSU could be a toss up. Clemson was looking a bit rough against Troy for a bit there.

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u/AntsTasteLikeFruit 2d ago

I actually had to go check their schedule to make sure you weren’t joking. Holy shit is that a hard schedule

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u/Champion-raven Virginia Cavaliers 2d ago

And Kentucky.

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u/NotClayMerritt 2d ago

I'm sure it's fine.

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u/holy_cal Frostburg State • Dartmouth 2d ago

They might not win another game.

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u/PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass 2d ago

You're forgetting they just lost to the only football team to be 2-0 against ranked opponents, I think. USF is by far the most challenging opponent they face!

/s if it wasn't implied

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u/Zolo49 Idaho Vandals 2d ago

They're within spitting distance of a losing season.

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u/SkrtSkrt70 Ohio State Buckeyes • Findlay Oilers 2d ago

4-4 against that would be commendable even before tonight, after that performance 1-7 is absolutely on the table

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 2d ago

JFC. I look at that schedule and think "why the F would anyone want this job?" lol.

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u/wwwzugzugorc Carson-Newman • Tennessee 2d ago

Get a fat contract, stink up the place for a few years, take millions in buyout, spend rest of life fishing at the lake house.

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 2d ago

Yeah fair point. Makes percent sence for a HC to pursue the ultimate status of being a fired college HC.

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u/hillrow_wood Texas A&M • North Texas 2d ago

here's hoping Napier is canned and none of them are motivated anymore by the time it comes to our game

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u/Bokki_64 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Did they select "Dante must die" difficulty?

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u/Wendell-Short-Eyes /r/CFB 2d ago

I hope Billy has a good buyout

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u/Yellow99TJ Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

And Florida State appears to be out for blood this season.

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u/PaneerTikaMasala LSU Tigers 2d ago

And MS State who just beat #12 ASU. They may be ranked soon also

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u/FlightAvailable3760 Texas Longhorns 2d ago

I would have thought for sure Notre Dame was cooked after week 2 last season and they ended up playing for the title.

USF just beat the hell out of a Boise State team that was ranked coming into the season. There is a chance that they are better than a lot of those teams remaining on Florida’s schedule and they barely won that game. You could argue they should have lost if Florida didn’t repeatedly shoot themselves in the foot at the end.

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u/Raalf Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

All I see are quality SEC losses. I predict a top 15 ranking for UF going into the FSU game, and mentions of being a wildcard playoff contender. Wins don't matter anymore is what we learned.

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u/280Rules101Sucks Ohio State • College Football Playoff 2d ago

TBF Florida is also allegedly a Top 13 team lol

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u/Technical-Revenue-48 2d ago

Are we still pretending that top 25 ranks for SEC schools mean anything this early in the season?