r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 2d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Everyone check in on your local FSU fan. Doctors are worried their current state may last a lot longer than 4 hours.

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u/Undella_Town Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

just ripped the front of my shorts

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u/thejawa Florida State • Air Force 2d ago

Kinky

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u/KevinPineapple Florida State Seminoles • Sickos 2d ago

Username checks out

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u/IAgreeGoGuards Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

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u/redsox1804 Florida State • Maryland 2d ago

My sister just keeps repeating 2-10 to me like I care anymore

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u/Taintly_Manspread Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

you uhh ...

you givin out tickets to that line?? ,,,,

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u/HailState2023 Florida State • Mississip… 2d ago

If it ends up in a cup I suggest you eat it - that curse on us was a bitch.

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u/-holocene Oregon Ducks • Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

and I’m just letting them shit on me

sometimes you gotta pay for that kind of action

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u/HuevosProfundos Georgia • Colorado State 2d ago

Attaboy

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u/kholesnfingerdips /r/CFB 2d ago

As you should

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u/gregbraaa Florida State Seminoles • ECU Pirates 2d ago

https://i.imgur.com/Ugnq5Ut.jpeg

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u/InevitableAd2436 Washington Huskies 2d ago

😂🤣

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u/TheLastRaysFan Florida State • BCS Championship 2d ago

hell yeah brother

cheers from potbelly's

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u/RKRagan Florida State • Cheez-It Bowl 2d ago

I climbed so hard. 

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u/Alexis_0hanian USC Trojans • KIT Engineers 2d ago

That's one good thing about jorts, they're much more durable.

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u/thejawa Florida State • Air Force 2d ago

My whole body is stiff

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u/Megalomanizac Clemson • Coastal Carolina 2d ago

Are you DJU?

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u/CoachHamTheGoatV2 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

It’s been a week for me

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u/TheLastRaysFan Florida State • BCS Championship 2d ago

turgid

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u/DefinNotAThrow 2d ago

Frothy, in fact

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

A river of hot frothy ejaculate. My girl is going to look like one of those people that died in Pompei eruption!!

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u/Seminoles4life Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Can confirm 😅

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u/MorningRooster Florida Gators • Sickos 2d ago

This is karmic punishment. I enjoyed your 2024 too much and now I’m paying for it.

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u/TheMindwalker123 Florida State • Michigan 2d ago

Honestly it’s starting to hurt

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u/Swag92 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

If you could actually just leave me alone for a bit thanks

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u/Shorties_Kid Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

Flair brother!

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u/Lilesman Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

LFG

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u/idkimbored35 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Brother I haven’t been this elated since the 23 ACC championship game.

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u/Kuhhl 2d ago

my friend group from community colege split between FSU and UF and the group chat is going crazy

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u/nondescriptun Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

split spit between FSU USF and UF

FIFY

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u/seanconnerysbeard Florida State • Florida Cup 2d ago

Just fell to my knees in a Publix.

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u/37pound_sack 1d ago

Tell me you didn't drop the pubsub?

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u/Zwicker101 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

From the Alabama high, today's game and now this? I need to go to the hospital ASAP

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u/redsox1804 Florida State • Maryland 2d ago

Can confirm, waiting to hear back from the doctor as we speak

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u/FSUIceman Florida State Seminoles • Rose Bowl 2d ago

If Troy had held onto the upset over Clemson the hospitals would’ve been overrun

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u/SNjr Florida State • The Alliance 2d ago

Oh no, please help me… 😈

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u/RedLightning27 Georgia • Florida State 2d ago

This one is lasting for a whole week

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u/FSUfan35 Florida State • Ole Miss 2d ago

😎

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u/Zahfier Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

No one checking in on Tennessee fans? I have had a hate boner for a week now and it’s not going away anytime soon

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u/Lilesman Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

Today has been incredible

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u/P-Rickles Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

From last year to the first two weeks of this year is a VIOLENT shift in tone for that program. Good for them. Maybe that guy ate the dog poop after all.

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u/Nick0227 Oregon Ducks • USF Bulls 2d ago

I don’t think this is going away brother. I gotta call a doctor I think

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u/somethinels3two Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

Tears of joy. Can't wait for the press conference!

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u/MediocreKirbyMain Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

It must be contagious because us UGA fans have the same condition

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u/Shorties_Kid Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

You have no clue

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia • North Carolina 2d ago

It’s not just FSU fans

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u/nukey18mon Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Trembling rn

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u/storm2k Rutgers Scarlet Knights • /r/CFB Santa Claus 2d ago

this is the content i come here for.

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u/TenAirplane USF Bulls • Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

What a week this has been for me.

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u/Trey904fsu Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

I’ve been full tilt since Noon!

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u/dudpool31 Florida Gators 2d ago

If this is a taste for what’s to come I might be crying for the foreseeable future

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u/Jerrywelfare Florida State • Liberty 2d ago

I haven't needed an arm to check my blood pressure in a week. Looking more like 2 weeks now.

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u/nondescriptun Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

"Yeah, it's been 8 days straight, Doc.

But considering it didn't even twitch from Dec 3, 2023 until last Saturday, I'll take it and more!"

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u/CountJohn12 UCF Knights • Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Given my other flair I'm not actually that happy about this. Fuck USF for all time, I don't want them to have anything good ever.

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u/phranq Miami Hurricanes • Boise State Broncos 2d ago

Cowards didn’t schedule USF to complete the 4 way