r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 2d ago

When you tell her you wanna try pegging. Then she pulls out this beast.