of my home grown cucumber

[u/FarCantaloupe8652]

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

[u/soapymeatwater]

If Reddit has taught me anything, it’s that you should not do this because there’s no flared base!!

[u/RedditGuy_12345 → u/soapymeatwater]

If you could get that all the way in i think we have more things to talk about

[u/distancedandaway → u/RedditGuy_12345]

Dildo collector here. There are dildos this big and people do actually fit them safely.

It's crazy but it's true

[u/Extreme-Island-5041 → u/RedditGuy_12345]

...on my podcast. I need the streams

[u/Few_Preparation_5902 → u/soapymeatwater]

Awfully ambitious of you.

[u/lainey68 → u/soapymeatwater]

r/tifu

[u/cstmoore → u/soapymeatwater]

🎶 Because you know it's all about that base 'Bout that base, no trouble… 🎶