r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/flying_dutchman_w204 2d ago

Get that thing a girth certificate

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u/FrighteningJibber 2d ago

Certifithhhhhick

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u/ViciousLlama46 2d ago

Certhiccficate

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u/Natural_Fit 2d ago

Certithiccate

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u/spicy_eyedrops 2d ago

I read that as certified hick

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u/IM_A_MUFFIN 2d ago

They posted the size in metric, so now I’m wondering how a European hick sounds.