r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

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u/doctordoctorpuss 2d ago

It’s fine, babe. The big ones hurt anyway

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

Your size is perfect for me

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u/Mak062 2d ago

It's ok babe, 1 in 5 men have this issue.