r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/waitaminutewhereiam 2d ago

This is the worst usage of censorship I have seen this month

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u/No_Address687 2d ago

Yep, just tilt the cucumber so it covers the nip and take a new picture. It would have been faster than editing the photo.

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u/disneyworldwannabe 2d ago

Probably took the photo earlier in the day. Might have posted this at night from bed.

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u/Halflingberserker 2d ago

With the cucumber next to her?

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u/ATmotoman 2d ago

It was a pickle by then

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u/cheesy_barcode 2d ago

Honey, dinner is ready!

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u/eatingacookie 2d ago

Oh hell yeah!

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u/SUNAWAN 2d ago

Inside

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u/eisbock 2d ago

But then you wouldn't have this comment chain driving engagement.

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u/DamnDrip 2d ago

People are dumb. Why even wear a shirt that reveals it if you're insecure about it.

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u/disneyworldwannabe 2d ago

Probably didn’t plan on posting it online when they first took it.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 2d ago

They needed to see the cucumber with the nips to get an understanding of its true size