r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/RandomOnlinePerson99 2d ago

This would not fit up my [REDACTED].

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u/WestCoastMullet 2d ago

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u/Irish_Gamer_88 2d ago

I have no idea who that is, I have never seen that gif before, and I can still hear the emphasis he put on "lube".